Pyromaniac! only kidding...
Bday, 15th april, same as em ( who i no)
well, as this is where i rite bout my life so far, i guess id better start:
a monkey aged 118 years was bisecting an ostracised peanut while eating a very large piece of grass which had the essence of a pink elephants backside. then the elephant sed 2 the monkey, why do u eat peanuts and eat grass and walk in the centre of london? and the monkey replied, 'well, to know that i must tell u my life story' and so he told the elphant, and here it is:
there were 72 placated monkeys on a tree, having fun, wen a hunter came around the corner and shot one ded. it fell to the ground wiv a thump. then another monkey fell out of the tree, why i hear u ask? bcos it was attached 2 the first monkey. then, i, the third monkey in this story, fell out of the tree, bcos i was unfortunate enuff to think it was a game.......;(.......ive never been the same since. people tell me im not really a monkey, but how can i believe them when they all look the same, like shrivelled up mongooses. (sorry 2 n e 1 who is either a mongoose, monkey or elephant, not harm ment!)
Which HP Kid Are You?
Quick and agile, and probably a little on the small
side, you're a Seeker! You're the one person
who usually wins or loses the game for your
team by catching the snitch, but you don't
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You're Harry Potter! You're willing to do anything
to help your friends, and they'll do anything
for you. You have been known to break a few
rules, but you do it for the greater good.
Brave and loyal, you're well-liked (both on and
off the Quidditch field!)Sometimes, you're
uncomfortable with your popularity, but you try
to be friendly regardless. Now, get on your
broom and get to practice- you've got to help
Gryffindor win the cup this year!
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kl story, anxiously w8in 4 mor
Author's Response: Thanks! I just submitted chapter ten today. I hope you like it! =)
harrys a greedy wanker 4 many reasons, ah well, it was very good fiction, thnx a lot
Author's Response: Uh...huh...I really don't know what you mean by that. You're welcome, I think...
i so wana no wot the prophecy is, or maybe i dnt, oh wot the hell! i dnt no! that was a brilliantly cafted chapter, i cant w8 4 a harry/ron conflict! hope u get the nxt 1 up soon! with indying faith (well, not really), james
Author's Response: Ahh, the first reviewer to express that wish. =D * Tries to shut herself up, but can't * You will see the prophecy in a later chapter, so don't fret about that.
The Harry/Ron conflict...well, just think about it this way: both boys just want to avoid speaking to the other, and if Harry were to be presented with the choice of beating up Ron or rushing to the aid of his loved one, what is he most likely to do? =)
I actually re-submitted today (Feb/15), so it might be up later today or, hopefully, tomorrow.
Thanks for reviewing! I'm very glad you like the story, and I hope you continue reading!
sorry, but in a one chapter story u shud b mor simple, no offense
ahh, i get it now, sorry for calling u a poubelle (i found out its french for dustbin). i take it all back as i c the only possible explanation: Harry has just sat down on some wet grass and has a muddy ass, a big mistake!
u evil mean perturbed monoctious fretitious poubelle (half those words i dnt understand, i may hav just made them up!) not a cliffy!
Author's Response: I'll have to remember that one ;)
thanks 4 that, im the kind of person who gets utterly perplexed by the simple things in life and easily understands the most astronomically complex chemical molecular formulas, ah well...
gr8 climax, i kinda guessed shed make a prediction though, people agreein wiv me? yup, im anticipatin this final attempt to bring harry 2 u no hoo (and it will work so we should see some fireworks), katies gonna dire, i rekon, cos harrys fortune is yet to come tru, or mayb gin, or Hr or Ron. now im talkin 2 much, ill just say 1nce again, im lovin it
soz that ive reviewed 3 times but i saw tommy wommys review and after rereading the chapter i agree about the rock, it must be a portkey, theyr all sitin on it, and harry is known to sit on roks like that u sed in the chapter. also, wen harry asked dean, dean replied 'somewhat stiffly.' now i know that dean mite b a bit pissed off wiv harry, but remeber wen gin and katie were under the imperious curse, they were finding it hard 2 speak 2. well, thats wot i think, and i now feel that i should withdraw my comment being harrys big mistake sitting on some muddy grass!
gr8 chapter once again!
wow, i hav just read your whole story, it is really turing out great...=) the plot is excellent, Ron and Hermione add great humour and im anxiously waiting for more! p.s. are you a real author and if not have you ever considered writing a proper book? just an idea! james
lol, wot a gr8 idea, all the fortunes make sense to the people they refer to, like ahrry will lose sum1 who he cares 4 4eva, Katie? 4 once, hermione mite b rong! gd 2 hear ur doin bk 7 2, r u gona post it on this story, or a new 1, or not onMNFF? n e way, gr8 stuff james
likin it, lol, hermione slappin charlotte was pretty kl! so uve finished the book? well, plz post on chapter 70 where the sequal is going 2 be...keep it up
soz tommy, but i had to tell people about the dangers of that site (sarcastic voice!). plz update, ok, so this 1 aint so bad, as long as u dnt keep us hangin 2 much!
so pettigrew is more and more an integral part of the story, but i dont see why taking Harrys firebolt is going to cause that much more pain and anger, after all, hes got much more dredfull things to worry about. i agree that this will probably intensify his anger to pettigrew though. and what about McGonagol. was she pettigrew too when Katie and Harry met her about Katies essays? my minds wandering now, anyway, thanks again for such a gr8 read. *10* JMZ
this is the gr8est fan fic eva!
btw, i was wondrin, when you have finished this 1, can you carry it on and do book 7? (presuming Harry doesnt die...great work!
DAM THIS W8IN!!!!!!!! I H* W8in. Stupid w8in. w8in suks, dam me 4 havin 2 w8!
and its still not up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEARRRRRRGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (if only i could turn into a rabid psychopath platypus that could teleport 2 u and hunt u down! but i cant...=(...)