01/06/05
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Pyromaniac! only kidding...
Bday, 15th april, same as em ( who i no)
well, as this is where i rite bout my life so far, i guess id better start:
a monkey aged 118 years was bisecting an ostracised peanut while eating a very large piece of grass which had the essence of a pink elephants backside. then the elephant sed 2 the monkey, why do u eat peanuts and eat grass and walk in the centre of london? and the monkey replied, 'well, to know that i must tell u my life story' and so he told the elphant, and here it is:
there were 72 placated monkeys on a tree, having fun, wen a hunter came around the corner and shot one ded. it fell to the ground wiv a thump. then another monkey fell out of the tree, why i hear u ask? bcos it was attached 2 the first monkey. then, i, the third monkey in this story, fell out of the tree, bcos i was unfortunate enuff to think it was a game.......;(.......ive never been the same since. people tell me im not really a monkey, but how can i believe them when they all look the same, like shrivelled up mongooses. (sorry 2 n e 1 who is either a mongoose, monkey or elephant, not harm ment!)
Which HP Kid Are You?
Quick and agile, and probably a little on the small
side, you're a Seeker! You're the one person
who usually wins or loses the game for your
team by catching the snitch, but you don't
mind...you'll get that snitch if it kills you.
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You're Harry Potter! You're willing to do anything
to help your friends, and they'll do anything
for you. You have been known to break a few
rules, but you do it for the greater good.
Brave and loyal, you're well-liked (both on and
off the Quidditch field!)Sometimes, you're
uncomfortable with your popularity, but you try
to be friendly regardless. Now, get on your
broom and get to practice- you've got to help
Gryffindor win the cup this year!
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Harry's Sixth Year by GringottsVault711
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Harry's sixth year; the burden of the prophecy, the grief over the loss of Sirius, the wizarding war, blossoming romances, the new Quidditch Captain, Weasley family drama - and that's just part of it.
Date: 01/14/05 Title: Chapter 55: Chapter 55: Hermione’s Breakdown
kl, its comin along so gd now, keep up the gr8 wrk! jmz
Date: 02/12/05 Title: Chapter 70: Chapter 70: Cherished But Gone
this really was the best story i hav ever red, it has all types of fic in it, gen, romance, comedy and historical parts. thanks 4 such a gr8 read, im anticipatin the sequal really well, im sure itll b just as gd if not better, but it will be slightly diff without ginny around...n e way, thnx again, and cud u send me the extra stuff that u sed in ur authors note by email to: littlejimmyjr@hotmail.com........thnx again, james
Date: 02/07/05 Title: Chapter 68: Chapter 68: Trapped
woohoo! i am sooooooooo happy! i feel like a little kid again! that was gd, very gd. tommy, u and me were rite about the rok!!!!!!!!!!!!!! alrite! kl, i want mor, and mor, and mor, and mor.......(etc)R~10! i have always given u a 10!
Date: 02/09/05 Title: Chapter 69: Chapter 69: Battle for Survival
gr8 chapter, still, i thought it wud only b katie who died, guess i should have had another look at the fortune cookies! this is gr8 stuff as ever, wish i could rate more than 10!
Date: 02/06/05 Title: Chapter 67: Chapter 67: Imminent Danger
ommy and i want 2 start a people hoo r pissed off bi havin 2 w8 club, membership is free, sign up on www.crashme.co.uk!
Date: 01/13/05 Title: Chapter 54: Chapter 54: St. Patrick’s Day
kl, keep it up...ö
Date: 01/10/05 Title: Chapter 52: Chapter 52: The Truth About Tom
hehe, u r egtin better and better, gr8 wrk, as i sed b4, r u a real author, cos u shud consider it as part time if u r not! jmz
Date: 02/08/05 Title: Chapter 68: Chapter 68: Trapped
woohoo, pankakes tatse sooo good! happy shrove tuesday every!
Date: 01/17/05 Title: Chapter 57: Chapter 57: The World’s Greatest Healer
you hav never failed urself, keep em comin!
Date: 02/08/05 Title: Chapter 68: Chapter 68: Trapped
oh, and pancake day is the celebration b4 u can stop wot u gave up 4 lent if u didnt no, if sum1 has a mor in depth analysis, then feel free to correct me etc
Author's Response: Okay, to clear up on 'Pancake Tuesday" - if you're American, it's the same as Mardi Gras ('fat tuesday in French). It's the day before Ash Wednesday, and traditionally it's the celebration before Lent. During Lent you sacrifice something until Easter, so people usually indulge the day before it starts. In Ireland (and possibly England, I don't know), people make a point of having pancakes, hence 'Pancake Tuesday'. So happy PT, OR Mardi Gras.
Date: 01/09/05 Title: None
soz, but i hated this story
Author's Response: Aw well. Yah win some, yah lose some. Thanks for reading anyhow!
Graduation Trip by nuttyniffler99
Rated: 6th-7th Years •Summary: So, what do you get when you mix together Hawaii, the graduating year of Hogwarts, teenagers with raging hormones, and a little romance? Craziness of course, with Harry and Hermione stuck in the middle. They'll just have to get each other through it! Please R/R!!! =)
♥ umm...yeah, it's finals week here at this high school of mine... so i'm pretty sure i'll be studying my ass off all week long. don't expect another update for another two or three weeks or so. sorry. ♥
Date: 04/13/05 Title: Chapter 4: An Afternoon at the Beach
Gos that was funny, i loved it, jaws isnt that bad, ah well. Gr8 stuff once again, please update asap, but ill stick by you even if u dnt! james
Date: 01/24/05 Title: Chapter 3: Hermione is a Girl?
wot a gr8 story, r u a real author, cos u cud rite a humour book ur that gd! it wud b cool 4 snape 2 be involved in it somehow on hawai, lol, n e way, its up 2 u, the master, keep it up!
Author's Response: Well, I'm not a real author yet, but hopefully I will be someday. Snape will be involved in the up and coming chapters, so it should be very different.
Date: 03/09/05 Title: Chapter 3: Hermione is a Girl?
is it me or r u away sumwhere where u dnt hav internet access, cos u rnt replyin n e mor, unlike u! how long till the next chapter, (no pressure)
Date: 01/30/05 Title: None
lol, and now ive red this 1 2! another gr8 read, thnx, think ill go sk8in now, l8rz
Author's Response: Thanks for reading my stories!
Oh the Insanity - The Thoughts of Hermione Granger by Hermiones_Revenge
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: A series of hilarious journal entries and lists from Hermione, describing the insane "war" she has gotten herself into with Parvati. Insanity, and hilarity, ensue... A sequel to "The Secret Thoughts of Hermione Granger" (though it'll make sense if you haven't read it)
Note: Another story from "back in the day."
Date: 01/30/05 Title: Chapter 11: Epilogue - Learn Your Lessons
wow, wot a gr8 fan fic, i red it in like 15 miutes it was so gd, thnx 4 a gr8 read, ill b sure 2 check out ur others 2, pity it was a short story, JMZ
Author's Response: 11 chapters, in my opinion, is not exactly a short story. Glad you liked it though! And thanks for considering reading some of my other stuff!
Getting to the truth by iceblue
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Harry desperately needs to talk to Hermione and they decide to meet at the Millennium Eye. Chapter 23 up!
Date: 03/08/05 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15: Unexpected
this is a very very good fanfic. well done. even though you seem to have a small gramatical problems, like the word 'father' which you spell 'farther', the story manages to flow well al the same. it has some incredibly good ideas in it, season magic being the most impressive, and altogether, you ahve done an excellent job. i suggest that when you have finished this story (and additionally, how long do you expect it to be?) that you resubmit a revised version with all the correct spellings and gramatical errors sorted as this would be a great improvement to the story. some of the sentences just don't seem to work at the moment, but we can get the jist of it. once again, extremely good ideas all put together made into an extremely good piece of hard work, i hope you update soon, and, of course, good luck! james
Author's Response: Sorry about the errors, I will try to improve in the future. Thanks for taking the time to review!
Date: 03/08/05 Title: Chapter 1: Making Plans
additionally, i dont think that anyone has mentioned this yet, but how will possession of each ohters bodies help ahrry in the final battle? you say that possessing hermiones body will allow him to duel with Tom, but why can he not duel with tom from within his own body? im sure you have an amazing explanation, as you do for everything, and if not, then you'll be sure to mention it in a later chapter! (sorry if i have misread a part of it and that is the reason for my misunderstanding!) great work, well done! james
Author's Response: It hs to be Harry who Kills Voldemort but using his own wand he can't because they both have the same phoenix's feather in their wand. But if Harry possessed Hermione he could use her body / wand to fight him. I hope this clears it up for you. I will add it in a later chapter. Thanks for reviewing!