Pyromaniac! only kidding...
Bday, 15th april, same as em ( who i no)
well, as this is where i rite bout my life so far, i guess id better start:
a monkey aged 118 years was bisecting an ostracised peanut while eating a very large piece of grass which had the essence of a pink elephants backside. then the elephant sed 2 the monkey, why do u eat peanuts and eat grass and walk in the centre of london? and the monkey replied, 'well, to know that i must tell u my life story' and so he told the elphant, and here it is:
there were 72 placated monkeys on a tree, having fun, wen a hunter came around the corner and shot one ded. it fell to the ground wiv a thump. then another monkey fell out of the tree, why i hear u ask? bcos it was attached 2 the first monkey. then, i, the third monkey in this story, fell out of the tree, bcos i was unfortunate enuff to think it was a game.......;(.......ive never been the same since. people tell me im not really a monkey, but how can i believe them when they all look the same, like shrivelled up mongooses. (sorry 2 n e 1 who is either a mongoose, monkey or elephant, not harm ment!)
Which HP Kid Are You?
Quick and agile, and probably a little on the small
side, you're a Seeker! You're the one person
who usually wins or loses the game for your
team by catching the snitch, but you don't
mind...you'll get that snitch if it kills you.
Which Quidditch position should you play? (Harry Potter)
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You're Harry Potter! You're willing to do anything
to help your friends, and they'll do anything
for you. You have been known to break a few
rules, but you do it for the greater good.
Brave and loyal, you're well-liked (both on and
off the Quidditch field!)Sometimes, you're
uncomfortable with your popularity, but you try
to be friendly regardless. Now, get on your
broom and get to practice- you've got to help
Gryffindor win the cup this year!
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woot woot woot woot! New chappie! you made my day, no my week, and it beats being accepted at edinburgh uni to study vet med, which will probably mean i will be rich! well, i hope, if i work hard...anyhoo, gr8 chapter, but really, u cant give up now! look at all the shinig faces when they saw a new chapter come up, everyone is so happy now, then u make us sad. imagine if Jk suddenly sed 'i cant be bothered to continue writing,' then how would u feel? ur writing is so good, so similar to hers, it makes me sad to even think that we are so close to the real end of the real HP series. please dont stop now, not when you are doing such a good job. With undying faith and hope of continuation, james.-10
Author's Response: I really am somewhat surprised at the responses I get, to be truthful. But, I really do appreciate them. As I said in the A/N, people encouraging me to update really had a lot to do with me finishing the chapter. I tend to give up on stories when I get really frustrated. Thanks for the review and the support. I do appreciate it.
yer, as wiv binks, i dont know if he/she (soz binks) was a Hr/R shipper b4, but i was, and this has totally converted me!
Author's Response: Whoa! I converted you too? If this keeps up I may need to start a church or something. =). Wow! That's pretty high praise because a lot of people are pretty hard core about who they do and don't ship, if you know what I mean...=)
Not a bad story, i enjoyed, hoping to see more up soon. James
Well, i just read your 1st 7 seven chapters and i have 2 say im impressed! apart from a lot of small errors in your grammar, it was a great story as the storyline works really well and ties in closely with JK's world! hope you can post again soon, james. 9
u submitted the nxt chapter yet, cos this is ssweet in an abstract kind of way, very good so far, nice go as its ur 1st 1, hope u keep up the gr8 wrk!
not 2 bad i want 2 c mor b4, i really approve it though, ill keep it on my favorites, for now...
Yes, that was incredibly short! But it was still good! And i have to agree that it does remind me of chapter 8 Lilies Diary fic...Thanks 4 the read! James
yes, it was short, but nethertheless good
tht was gr8, much better, uve convinced me 2 read on wiv anticipation! gr8 wrk, and once again mudbloods in another fic! well, if hes the co author, it was always gona b gd
u really r gr8 wen it comes 2 comedy, well dun, gr8 job. it was the rite place to finish. thnx 4 the gr8 read. jmz
Author's Response: gld u liked it n thought it wuz gr8. more storiez will cum soon...
lol, im a boy, but i admit we r kinda thick wen it comes 2 girls! y cnt we just hav the courage to ask 1 out, instead of sending a stupid note, now look wots hapened! ah well, at least weve got 1 happy couple so far. thnx again! udasap
Author's Response: I know boys can be thick, but there's nothing wrong with that. It's just in their nature. Anyway, glad you're enjoying this!
blimey, this is crazy, crazy but brilliant, plz keep writin! JMZ (if u hvnt guessed by now the JMZ stands for James)
Author's Response: Glad you like the crazy brillance that is me! *sorry, weird mood* Yes, you don't seem lo like vowels...
still gr8, better than gr8, i luv it!...:-)
lol, about 2 mins ago i gave a review 2 ur other story u recently finished. this 1 is again, v amusin. it would be so funny if every1s luv lives got completely mixed up! keep it comin, JMZ
Author's Response: Oh, things get very mixed up. Thanks for the review - update submitted.
shall i read another fic of urs now 2?!
Author's Response: I've got 4 stories up (soon to be 5 hopefully) - please check them out!
STUPID PHYSICS COURSEWORK! i have to write 16500 words! yes! 16500! sorry, but i had to ramble to someone, i should be doing it now...=(...
Author's Response: Yeah, I understand your pain...*groans* Luckily I don't have anything like that due too soon...at least, I don't think so...
very funny, of course, nothing less was xpected...cream cheese roks, butter is so borin...
Author's Response: Mmmhmm...
i get it, petunia fancies harry! well, i hope not, but uve got me eager 4 mor
Author's Response: Nooo, Petunia doesn't fancy Harry....at least not at that way...just wait and see!!
Good start to the plot, however, in your next chapter could you possibly spend more time refining your spellings, plurals, apostrophies etc
Otherwise, a convincing start
James
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Author's Response: yea i know im a terrible speller... but i am looking for a beta, if anyone is nteresting in being a beta for this story(you have to be a better speller than me :) ) can you please contact me at meow_tori@hotmail.com coz i dont really have the time to do it all on my own thanks for ur review btw.