01/26/05
Hola! Thanx for checking out my new bio....I'm assuming you meant to, seeing as you're reading this, wherever you are, whoever you are, but I ramble.
I've decided that when I'm older I'm definitely either am going to become the next Garfield, although I'm not sure someone would want to obey my every word and pay for my upkeep just on the grounds that I'm evil, or I'm going to be god. No, seriously, a god. All you have to do is get a massive space ship and fly to Atiyuoj...where they think all humans are gods. Yeah, I know, I know...what idiots they are on Atiyuoj, but hey, where there's an opportunity - why not take it? Some people just deserved to be exploited...
Always remember: life is the unexpected. So, if you don't expect it, it is bound to happen. I have drawn the conclusion that as I do not expect Magorian to exist outside the Harry Potter fan fic, he does. Just in a different unvierse....
I was born into a snobbish family in Britain...but when we moved to Detroit when I was threeish those damned Americans completely corrupted me, and voila, you have the random yet evil yet godly person that is MOI as opposed to a snobbish private school twat who I would have invariably turned out to be....
Check out my story Harry Potter, Lord Voldemort and the Writer's block! R and R, I personally think it needs some work and I'd like some feedback!
Annie likes: ScabbersSaysSqueak05, slytheringal, imo, The Savant, Hermione's_Revenge, SecretLily...
Annie hates....People who bitch about things they don't understand. Yall know who I'm talking about, and if you don't, I'm sure you know somebody like this...
PS: And if you die of a heart attack while reading it? Wasn' me, buddy, wasn' me.
The HP Male Marriage Quiz made by Sapphire.
Anyhoo...Mrs. Sirius Black. I like the sound of it. Unfortunately, I have grasped (somehow, someway) that HP is not in actual fact real, so I cannot logically be Mrs. Sirius Black. Unless, of course, Sirius did not die when he went behind the veil...he was simply stuck in cyber space! MY KINGDOM FOR A NEW SIRIUS THEORY!
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Evil Villainy for Dummies by Hermiones_Revenge
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: (Hi, I wrote this when I was 16, please keep that in mind. I'm keeping it up because people still like it.)
So, you want to be an evil villain? In this handbook that a certain Hogwarts student purchases, all of the rules, techniques, and frequently asked questions about evil villainy are explained. Do you have what it takes? And what will happen to the student who purchases the book? Another story from the strange, twisted, and slightly unfortunate Hermione's Revenge.
Date: 03/23/05 Title: Chapter 3: Evil Etiquette
YAY! I'm first to review! It's fantastic...I have my corndog costume with my evil pet dog to hold (who has been stopped from licking the ketchup off me, because it was getting embarrassing) and I have my laugh "MWAHAHA" and my catchphrase is "Good Rules but Corndogs make everybody drool" I'm a genius.
Author's Response: That you are.
Date: 03/01/05 Title: Chapter 2: Finding a Purpose and a Nemesis
YES! Another installment...wahoo. My nemesis is tuna. My goal is to destroy the tuna, or put a radioactive chip in it which will destroy it slowly and painfully. I have several enemies, the biggest of which is Lord Tuna because I keep on trying to kill him. I have informed him that this is not a good reason to not like me, but he refuses to see my point of view. Oh well...duna duna duna duna dunooo here comes that evil girl we do not know much about apart from she is evil duna duna duna duna duna duna duna duna duna dunooo....
Author's Response: Oh c'mon, I like tuna! My best friend is Lord Tuna! Actually now that I think of it...
Date: 04/02/05 Title: Chapter 6: The Do's and Don'ts of Executing your Evil Plan
I'm in Peru. I don't know how I got there. Lord Tuna had something to do with it...ah, screw it, I'll just execute my evil plan after vigorous Latin-American dancing. When i get back I'll tell my henchmen that they were SUPPOSED to have been in Peru. Duh. It was totally obvious...
Author's Response: That'll work.
Date: 02/27/05 Title: Chapter 1: So, you want to be an evil villain?
I can imagine the masterclass of evil '05...there'll be Snape, pretending he's not there, the Malfoys, the Lestranges, me, Crabbe, Goyle n Pansy and.......Neville. "Neville?" they will all say - and I'll say ha! Yes! In my random life in which I sculpted out your existence from JK I have made Neville evil, purely on the grounds that it would be funny seeing him in a bikini! That would sort those judges out...mwahaha!
Author's Response: *pictures* Wow...he looks better in a bikini than I do...
Date: 03/02/05 Title: Chapter 1: So, you want to be an evil villain?
My evil weapon to use against my local Brits is American slang. Pants does NOT mean the same thing as it did back in good ole Detroit. You do NOT tell your friends you like their pants. It leads to complications....also, my other evil weapon is telling people I love them. They run away very fast. Don't know why....they just happened to be the same gender as me and were straight...
Author's Response: I have some friends who have discovered the glory of frightening others by randomly declaring their love for them...it gets insane...
Date: 03/26/05 Title: None
LOL, it's not only me who reads the very back of the book to find out if I like it...well, actually, it's more to find out what happens in the end, which is a long way of putting one word - CHEATING. Great story, not sure what the hell you mean by alternating plots, but I'll figure it out in time.
Date: 02/27/05 Title: None
Very cool story line! I like it, I like it. Where is it going though? And if Harry is one and James and Lily aren't dead yet, nobody thinks Sirius is a Death Eater so he shouldn't be in hiding. It was J and L who were getting chased by Lord Voly. Maybe a lil explanation in the next chappie?
Author's Response: The erason why Sirius was supposed to be in hiding was because every one thought he was the secret-keeper... but you're right I need to develop the plot a little better in the upcoming chapters
Forbidden Lust by slytheringal
Rated: •Summary: This fic is about the love-letters exchanged between Draco and Hermione, after Hermione receives a letter from Draco telling her he loves her. (Draco acts a bit OOC, so if you don't don't like that, this story's not for you)
Date: 02/28/05 Title: Chapter 1: Letters from someone special.
Yeah! You should tell that friend (whoever she is) to go back to fluffville! BTW - I did not laugh at your poem. Poem = good. You wearing coat all around my house as if freezing = funny.
Author's Response: That 'friend is YOU Annie!
Date: 03/17/05 Title: Chapter 1: Letters from someone special.
Girl meets boy boy meets girl. Girl is nerd boy is evil boy kills girl no more nerd everybody happy.
Date: 02/27/05 Title: Chapter 1: Letters from someone special.
Aaaaaaawwwwwwwww nobody has reveiwed yet - but I will! YAY! Now, first off, I just wanna say that it was fluffy. Very fluffy. As in fluff coming out of my ears. No, wait a second, that was cotton wool. Or was it a sheep? Back to topic. Fluffy, but funny. Very funny. Your poetry is pookums, is the word. Out of Garfield. Me nice friend, give good rating. ;) Now, Big K, here's the thing. I have TWO stories up now, and I need some reviews from you. Pretty please. Thankyou!
Author's Response: I don't think it was that fluffy :( It's the first poem I've written in a while though - since an unkind friend laughed at the last one while I was at her house!
Date: 03/09/05 Title: None
I think it's very good - but I feel that you should concentrate on expanding your existing stories rather than creating new ones. Readers like updates.
Author's Response: Rest assured I am writing loadsat the moment by I HAVE almost finished most of my existing stories, but I think the review section is for The Downfall of Remus Lupin,and not for my other stories.
Date: 03/20/05 Title: None
It's not racial....if it's anything at all, it would be species discrimination. Not saying someone by their name does not mean discrimination. It's like asking me (a girl) what the word for girl is in French. It's more likely I'll know than a guy, so why don't you ask me? Geez, paranoia...
Dear Old Hogwarts by slytheringal
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: A weird and wonderful collection of poems about hogwarts including an alternate School Song, and a duet by Harry Potter and Ron Weasley entitled "Why we hate Severus Snape". (This Fic does what it says on the tin - lots of strange songs and poems about Hogwarts inside...
Date: 03/09/05 Title: Chapter 1: Alternate School Song
Some of the rhymes WERE stretched, but it's great all the same.
Date: 03/01/05 Title: Chapter 1: Alternate School Song
Aaaaaaw...how cute...it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside thinking about the sorting hat...no wait, mental hospital thataway...anyhoo, I think it's diddums!
The Jump by slytheringal
Rated: •Summary: Severus Snape is an unhappy man. This poem is simply about his thoughts and feelings in his last living moments.
Date: 03/02/05 Title: Chapter 1: The Jump
It's a very strange poem that doesn't follow the usual format. Makes you think about it, and very different. Good!
Date: 03/09/05 Title: None
Death is the next greatest adventure...what? Sirius is stuck in blue nothingness and that's meant to be a picnic? MWAHAHA evil moment, v v v good.
Author's Response: If this wasn't a lovely,well-mannered website, I would say this...oh hell,iwill say it anyway...*!*&$*^%£"!&*^$&!
Great to get that out of my system.
And it is going to become and adventure, but a mental adventure,as in his mind travels along way, like as in he thinks in a completely different way.
Date: 03/13/05 Title: None
Blue nothingness.....blue nothingness.....hmmm.......it's all so......blue.....nothingness.....it's like I'm high again. Not that I've ever done that/ Seriously, I haven't. What are you looking at me for? I HAVEN'T. God, some people......
Author's Response: Yeh...like...like...WTF?...yeh...it is really...hm...yeh...definitely...yes...tumtetum...i agree with you completely...what?...yes...of...course..i...have...hmmm...taken...erm...yes...my...medication..yes...yes i have...yes...um...erm...yeh.
Date: 03/17/05 Title: None
slytheringal, you don't even know what gatorade is...AND I was the one who told you not to pronounce it "gawt" "or "awd"
Date: 03/18/05 Title: None
*Tasha is unable to battle with her two personalities successfully. She was carted off to St.Mungo's but then she was rejected because she was a Muggle. And a bad one at that*
Author's Response: Dim the lights and play sad music, whilst sounds of wailing and sobs are heard in the background...and then forget about it and go back to what we do in our lovely random lives.
One Night of Passion by slytheringal
Rated: •Summary: This is a one-shot story about how Remus Lupin's girlfriend, and her relationship with him, and how she reacts when she thinks that she is pregnant. NB: Remus is still at school, by the way, and he is definitely NOT a teacher yet. WARNINGS: SC
Date: 03/16/05 Title: Chapter 1: One Night of Passion
You are obsessive with Remus Lupin. You are obviously in love with a fictional character due to neglect from the opposite sex in reality. This must stop. Can you say 'addiction'?
Author's Response: Yes I can Annie. Can you say 'Ich bin eine Tisch'?