01/26/05
Hola! Thanx for checking out my new bio....I'm assuming you meant to, seeing as you're reading this, wherever you are, whoever you are, but I ramble.
I've decided that when I'm older I'm definitely either am going to become the next Garfield, although I'm not sure someone would want to obey my every word and pay for my upkeep just on the grounds that I'm evil, or I'm going to be god. No, seriously, a god. All you have to do is get a massive space ship and fly to Atiyuoj...where they think all humans are gods. Yeah, I know, I know...what idiots they are on Atiyuoj, but hey, where there's an opportunity - why not take it? Some people just deserved to be exploited...
Always remember: life is the unexpected. So, if you don't expect it, it is bound to happen. I have drawn the conclusion that as I do not expect Magorian to exist outside the Harry Potter fan fic, he does. Just in a different unvierse....
I was born into a snobbish family in Britain...but when we moved to Detroit when I was threeish those damned Americans completely corrupted me, and voila, you have the random yet evil yet godly person that is MOI as opposed to a snobbish private school twat who I would have invariably turned out to be....
Check out my story Harry Potter, Lord Voldemort and the Writer's block! R and R, I personally think it needs some work and I'd like some feedback!
Annie likes: ScabbersSaysSqueak05, slytheringal, imo, The Savant, Hermione's_Revenge, SecretLily...
Annie hates....People who bitch about things they don't understand. Yall know who I'm talking about, and if you don't, I'm sure you know somebody like this...
PS: And if you die of a heart attack while reading it? Wasn' me, buddy, wasn' me.
The HP Male Marriage Quiz made by Sapphire.
Anyhoo...Mrs. Sirius Black. I like the sound of it. Unfortunately, I have grasped (somehow, someway) that HP is not in actual fact real, so I cannot logically be Mrs. Sirius Black. Unless, of course, Sirius did not die when he went behind the veil...he was simply stuck in cyber space! MY KINGDOM FOR A NEW SIRIUS THEORY!
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Date: 03/20/05 Title: None
I have some bad news. In fact, terrible news from your point of view. You know you mentioned you like, dare I say THRIVE on brutal reviews? Well, see thing is, I'm not all that capable of doing that...seeing as, in the words of Ron Weasley, "That was bloody brilliant!" MWAHAHA did I scare you at first? Evil is my life, hon. Unfortunately, so are brutal reviews - so you have flouted me once more, damnit. Keep it up! I like the light humour, there wasn't any lol but it kept my grinning from ear to ear the whole way through - which takes a fantastic writer to pull off. Well done!
Author's Response: Thank you! I do love to keep my readers grinning. :D
Tom Riddle and the Half Blood Prince by Zetera
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Parody of the Harry Potter series written and completed before the release of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. It looks at the lives of some of the major characters as they wait impatiently for book six to arrive. Naturally, chaos ensues. Suitable for all.
Winner of the first annual Quicksilver Quills Award 2006 for best humor fiction. Thank you!
Date: 03/04/05 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter Seven: School Days are the Best Days of Your Life, You Know ...
I'd give you a better review but my friend is torturing me with her terrible singing voice, so I'm in a bad mood and about to snap at her...but I think if I can think of your story I should remain calm enough not to strangle her...hopefully...
Author's Response: I doubt it's as bad as Voldies.....(shut up, I don't care if they didn't publish it!) He's really down at the moment...
Date: 02/28/05 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter Seven: School Days are the Best Days of Your Life, You Know ...
YES! Update! Wahoo, you are brilliant at this (you're ego might have inflated to the size of a bull troll at this point) and although it isn't as funny as Chappie 6 Voldy had to get the book rejected! But...but....I spent so long colouring! And Albus D's to-do list. Plait beard... PS: You have to drink it at full moon whilst discussing politics with Remus in his werewolf form. It's drastic, so very drastic, which is why you have to get Alby D to do the foreword, lol! Thanx for reviewing, mind-blowing to get your feed back (ego inflation and subsequent explosion is not LilmissBrit's fault, I repeat: NOT MY FAULT)
Author's Response: Ha ha ha - aww thank you. Hmm... that method does sound drastic...yes, I think I'll get old Albus to help me out. I'd write more...but my ego is so huge I have difficulty seeing the computer screen...
Date: 03/16/05 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter Eight: Secrets of Poetry and Prose
WAHOO! It is updated! YES! It's really really funny...
Author's Response: Yay - thank you!
Date: 03/17/05 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter Eight: Secrets of Poetry and Prose
However bad I feel, I just look at Voldemort's trouble with getting published and I feel better. He can rule the universe...but still be a crappy author. LMAO!
Author's Response: Absolutley! No amount of power and prestige can win over writers block! Mwahaaa!!!
Date: 03/13/05 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter Seven: School Days are the Best Days of Your Life, You Know ...
To the moderators: GODDAMN IT! Will you just upload the damned thing?!
Author's Response: I agree. COME ON MODS!!!!!! (emm....no wait! Don't delete the story, I'm sorry. All shall love you and despair it seems...)
Date: 03/01/05 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter Seven: School Days are the Best Days of Your Life, You Know ...
I don't know how their POV is so much of a drawback, as it is just different. A new angle. "The Spider's Side" It could start off as So this Harry Potter, he thinks he's big? Well, we have fangs and a thirst for human flesh! We sooo top him!" Doesn't have a lot to do with marshmellows though...*sob*
Author's Response: Hmmm....yes, but now Ron is refusing to work with me on the next chapter...
Date: 03/09/05 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter Seven: School Days are the Best Days of Your Life, You Know ...
Brits aren't all bad...but neither are the Irish ;) Psh. No self-respecting Brit would sing the national anthem - I hope. But hey, there are definitely the ups and downs to all nationalities, and that is one of them. An old bat with a big crown is just one...FOR MERLIN'S SAKE, THE BOY'S A PANSY! I love that line. I've said it before...I'll say it again...
Author's Response: Ha ha ha - your anthem or mine? ;-) Oh no, I hope I haven't offended you, or anyone else. I tend to do that sometimes, and I haven't even started getting political with you yet! (joke) Hmm.....is everybody ok? I'd better shut up now before everyone in England hates me...... :-(
Date: 02/27/05 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter Six: Returning to Hogwarts
I have two main things to you. Actually, I have more than that, but there are two main things in the list of things I have to say. number 1 is well done, great job v v v v funny! Number 2 is I want ma.ws (my abbreviation) Number 3 is I have hot chocolate but no damned ma.ws which is mad. Number 4 is that I have a cure for writer's block. Well, there are two cures for your particular case of writer's block --- one is to mix the blood of a pure yellow goat with the left foot of Professor Snape, but two is to just get Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore to write the foreword and other chappies if you bribe em. Am I crazy? Quite possibly. I am referring to Harry Potter, Lord Voldy and the Writer's Block, in which Voldy writes down his exploits and figures that you can't just launch into these things. Albus D and Harry P (rap names) also star. HA! You have to read, according to your bio...anyways, 10 and lol!
Author's Response: Hmm...that's interesting. But do I have to drink the blood, or do I just spread it all over the paper I'm writing on? Get back to me on that. Snape seems strangely unwilling to take his shoe off. Anyway....off to read your story!
Date: 03/07/05 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter Seven: School Days are the Best Days of Your Life, You Know ...
I think it is most amusing that despite Harry's worst efforts, he still has to do Divination...mwahaha!
Author's Response: Mwahaaa!!! That was Voldie's idea. Bad Voldie!
Date: 03/01/05 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter Seven: School Days are the Best Days of Your Life, You Know ...
Computer screens are annoying. All you need to do is conjure what you want to say into the air in the form of fireworks and leave your story glittering over the Forbidden Forest for all the spiders to see...hmmm...I see the drawback...
Author's Response: Ah...no..I see the drawback too...the spiders are coming..HELP!!!! They want their own chapter....AAARRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
Date: 03/02/05 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter Seven: School Days are the Best Days of Your Life, You Know ...
Funniest word is: Flargenblob. Is it a word? Is it a random sound I just made up? NO! It's the mating call of the flargenblob which lives on a far-away planet called Yaxhoiegh! Duh...you can't just make these things up, you know. In other news: it wasn't your funniest, but it still made me lol so that has to be pretty damned funny!
Author's Response: I went to Yaxhoiegh last year. Weird place. I like their gjlkd ice-cream though. Yay, I made you laugh! Nice to hear.
You're Me?! by Ron Weasley
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: After a supposed potion mix-up, Ron and Hermione go through some life changing experiences. Will Ron be able to control his fascination with Hermione's body? Will Hermione be able to...you know...go? You'll have to read to find out.
Date: 02/23/05 Title: Chapter 7: Girlish Feelings
Harry shows his knowledge! How come Hermione doesn't get to see Ron's body, but Ron gets to....prod and poke, as it were, hers? Unfair! 10/10 really funny!
H.P versions of poems by Azrael
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Well....um...I am parodying poems by people...and I'm changing them to H.P versions. Find out what kind of chaos happenes when Snape gets old. (chapt. 2.)
Date: 02/20/05 Title: Chapter 1: The Raven
Woah. Totally awesome - I normally haaaate poetry SO bad, but that was just amazing! So, yep, I'm a fan now...
Author's Response: YAYAYAYAYAY! Another fan~ Thanks!
Date: 02/12/05 Title: None
Teehee, after all the fuss Lily had made she fell for him! Of course, having read the existing HP books I knew that, but it seems more amusing that it happened all of a sudden. I think that she was so used to being in control that she denied it - and when she came around, it hit her even more forcefully. BACKFIRE!
Date: 02/26/05 Title: None
Wow, if I hadn't have seen this on the featured fics I would never have read this! It has a slow and stealthy hold on you..I ws convinced it was a bog-standard piece until I had to get off the computer...and couldn't...I'm enthralled! All the questions popping up everywhere - and a great insight into the other side of Snape. Keep it up! (Either you are a great writer, or your beta is excellent, but I'm going with Option C that says both)!
Author's Response: So many questions, I know! I am truly pleased that you decided to take a chance and have a read! I hope it is option C *wink*! I do have a wonderful Beta, though. I write it then she disects it and asks loads of questions. She is wonderful.
Date: 03/14/05 Title: None
I never thought I'd see another side to Snape....how wrong I was. You put a very interesting spin to his character! Really great, keep it up. ;)
Author's Response: Thank you!
I love...who? by Hermiones_Revenge
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Harry writes a love note to one person...but someone else recieves it and gets the wrong idea. From here, confusion and chaos come about. Who is really sending the notes? Who really likes who? What is going on?!
Date: 02/28/05 Title: Chapter 6: The Plan
No, I just invented the mega sandwich. It contains corned beef, turkey, ham, coleslaw (I wasn't sure if that ingredient would work - but it did) cheddar and butter. In a teensy bit of bread. That was one mega sandwich. So's, I eats the mega sandwich and then I'm all like WHAT!?! NO UPDATE? So's I eats another mega sandwich and then I'm all like WHAT!?! NO UPDATE? And I tries to eats another sandwich, buts the mega sandwich is a very mega sandwich so that just wasn't working out...and that was when I figured out what I was placed on this earth to do: racecar spells racecar backward. True story, mi amigo.
Author's Response: Well I sent in the update...it just hasn't been looked at yet. That story was quite entertaining though, I think you should turn it into a fic. Perhaps "LilmissBrit and the Mega Sandwich" or if you want to be fancy "LilmissBrit and the Sandwich that was Mega". And if you don't mind me correcting your Spanish grammar, it would be mi amiga. Oh! I'm multi-lingual now!
Date: 02/26/05 Title: Chapter 6: The Plan
I have three things to say to you. 1) Malfoy is a prat, but he is also very posh and vain which can be used against him 2) Ron and Hermione, Harry n Ginny, Lavender n Neville are like the best couples 3) How the hell do you make a banner??? And 4) Flooing stuff is fun. How many things was that? 1)...2)...3)....4). That's one over. It appears I can't count.
Author's Response: 1.) Oh, I know. 2.) I agree, but the Lavender/Neville thing was sort of random. 3.) First make a banner on your computer - I use Paint. Then you need to upload it to a website - I use photobucket.com. The website will give you a tag for your banner, so copy/paste the tag to wherever you want it to show up. 4.) Oh, I know. 5.) I give counting lessons on Tuesdays if you need them
Date: 03/17/05 Title: Chapter 7: Bagels
God, 1340 words and now I really REALLY want a bagel...it's a crazy world out there, bagels being the least of it. Do you know I caught my dad trying to 'take on' a buttercup? Strangeness lurks in every corner.