01/26/05
Hola! Thanx for checking out my new bio....I'm assuming you meant to, seeing as you're reading this, wherever you are, whoever you are, but I ramble.
I've decided that when I'm older I'm definitely either am going to become the next Garfield, although I'm not sure someone would want to obey my every word and pay for my upkeep just on the grounds that I'm evil, or I'm going to be god. No, seriously, a god. All you have to do is get a massive space ship and fly to Atiyuoj...where they think all humans are gods. Yeah, I know, I know...what idiots they are on Atiyuoj, but hey, where there's an opportunity - why not take it? Some people just deserved to be exploited...
Always remember: life is the unexpected. So, if you don't expect it, it is bound to happen. I have drawn the conclusion that as I do not expect Magorian to exist outside the Harry Potter fan fic, he does. Just in a different unvierse....
I was born into a snobbish family in Britain...but when we moved to Detroit when I was threeish those damned Americans completely corrupted me, and voila, you have the random yet evil yet godly person that is MOI as opposed to a snobbish private school twat who I would have invariably turned out to be....
Check out my story Harry Potter, Lord Voldemort and the Writer's block! R and R, I personally think it needs some work and I'd like some feedback!
Annie likes: ScabbersSaysSqueak05, slytheringal, imo, The Savant, Hermione's_Revenge, SecretLily...
Annie hates....People who bitch about things they don't understand. Yall know who I'm talking about, and if you don't, I'm sure you know somebody like this...
PS: And if you die of a heart attack while reading it? Wasn' me, buddy, wasn' me.
The HP Male Marriage Quiz made by Sapphire.
Anyhoo...Mrs. Sirius Black. I like the sound of it. Unfortunately, I have grasped (somehow, someway) that HP is not in actual fact real, so I cannot logically be Mrs. Sirius Black. Unless, of course, Sirius did not die when he went behind the veil...he was simply stuck in cyber space! MY KINGDOM FOR A NEW SIRIUS THEORY!
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I love...who? by Hermiones_Revenge
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Harry writes a love note to one person...but someone else recieves it and gets the wrong idea. From here, confusion and chaos come about. Who is really sending the notes? Who really likes who? What is going on?!
Date: 03/13/05 Title: Chapter 7: Bagels
STUPID WOMAN! Stop answering our reviews, get on with the writing. Chop-chop. I have a busy schedule. 5 projects...wait a moment, if I have 5 projects why the hell am I on Mugglenet? Oh crap. Go figure...
Date: 03/04/05 Title: Chapter 7: Bagels
I haven't had a bagel in like, a year. More than that. Which is a real shame as I love bagels. THEY ARE WORTH FIGHTING ABOUT! A worthy cause, if you will. Ditto root beer, blueberry waffles and corn dogs. Also, pumpkins. I don't actually like pumpkins, per se, but what would we do at Halloween? Put a watermelon outside? NUH-UH! Gotta be the evil pumpkin...
Author's Response: That long without a bagel?! HOW CAN YOU LIVE???!!!
Date: 02/28/05 Title: Chapter 6: The Plan
Yes, I did say hurry, I do mean Hurry Horny Harry is harried! (Okay, random alliteration) I do mean Hurry. I also wanna say that Hermione and Ron are a)gonna get together. and b) Harry n Malfoy would be cute, but they just aren't meant and c) Ron might be a tad weird having a proper girlfriend...
Author's Response: Quite a random alliteration. Update has been submitted, but it's still somewhere in limbo as of now. So sit back, relax, grab some sort of a sandwich if you wish, maybe one with some turkey and a few different types of cheese, and mayo (but not too much) and maybe a little bit of lettuce...
Date: 03/09/05 Title: Chapter 7: Bagels
Butter is good, cream cheese is better. End of story. No arguments. PS: Please can you check out Harry Potter, Lord Voldemort and The Writer's Block? Input much appreciated.
Author's Response: I'll try to (I probably will later; I never have free time anymore). And yes, cream cheese wins.
Date: 02/27/05 Title: Chapter 6: The Plan
My 'Paint' is very rubbish...but I shalt do it later, when I'm half-asleep again. Yours are so good! Anywho, just hurry up and get Ron n Hermy-own together. You waste too much time telling me how to make banners. (It would be really good if you just imagined me as Edna out of the Incredibles. Short but direct) Darling, darling, no capes.
Author's Response: *Hurrys*
Date: 03/28/05 Title: Chapter 8: I can see clearly now (sort of)
DAMN IT WOMAN !!! What do you MEAN it's 'ended'??? It can't have. No way...here's an idea! How about if I sulk and pretend it WON'T end and than everything will be ok? No, wait, that's missing something. Namely CHAPTER 9! God's sake...we need an epilogue...
Date: 03/06/05 Title: Chapter 7: Bagels
If they did bagels at my nearest store...I would fight over them. But Ron and Hermione? I know they fight a lot, but it's usually over Viktor Krum or something with more relevance. Poor Ginny. I am at this point where I know I should be feeling some compassion for her, unfortunately BAGELS keeps on floating across my mind....
Author's Response: Haha...bagels...
Date: 03/01/05 Title: Chapter 7: Bagels
YAY! Chappie 7 is up! Bagels? I like bagels. Wait! Off topic! Right, back to the matter at hand...lol! V v v v funny but pooor Ginny. FOR MERLIN'S SAKE THE BOY'S A PANSY!!! LOL. I fell off my chair. It hurt...I blame you. Well, apparently my lawyer says I have no legal grounds for this kind of case, but I'm sure I could get some nutter to pose as my attorney. Anyways, evil woman that you are keeps on hinting about Ron and Hermione but giving no DETAILS! I said DETAILS woman! Now, contrary to popular opinion, details does not mean de-tails as in cut off tails eg mice it means explain. Explain is not slang for eggs plain, either. Anyhoo, just get on with it I am starvin for more ds. Good plan, though thoroughly evil! Keep it up lol..
Author's Response: Ok, I don't give details because you guys can use your own imaginations! Anyhoo, good to know it's funny, and please, no injuries. I don't want any more legal trouble. Apparently it's illegal to sleep outside on top of a refrigerator in PA.
Date: 03/02/05 Title: Chapter 7: Bagels
We are so evil, with our evil plan...mwahaha, ginny thinks they are fighting about bagels, when it is clear to all involved that cream and cheese are the best things to put on them...teehee, so Ron gets annoyed when Harry dates Ginny, but when Harry's two best friends get a little friendlier they keep it a secret just for a few laughs? Unfair. Poor Ginny. Love Ron though, so anyhoo I like evil things sooooooo MWAHAHA! *Randomness rules**
Author's Response: Did you know that in Salt Lake City, it's illegal to walk down the street carrying a paper bag that contains a violin?
Date: 02/27/05 Title: Chapter 6: The Plan
I think Anna should review it as 10 10X so that I won't have to...mwahaha Malfoy, poor little conceited dear that he is, could have humiliated Harry but...his name...mentioned....oh the shame! (I will attempt to do a banner now, thankyou. Okay, maybe a bit later when I'm not half asleep) ;)
Author's Response: You see I wish I'd thought of that - I did make my first banner when I was half asleep (The Thoughts of Hermione Granger) and consequently...well...there it is.
The Sweetest Sin by annie
Rated: Professors •Summary: In the years following Voldemort's victory in the second war, Muggle-borns must become slaves and servants to pure-bloods in order to survive. Over time, Hermione Granger has learned to suppress her pride and independence in households where she is considered lower than dirt. She thought she would be prepared for this new family, just like she was for all the previous ones. What she didn't know was that this new family was none other than Draco Malfoy's. Will she manage hold up when she finds herself struggling to withhold her sharp tongue, returning hatred, and...something else?
The last chapter of this story has been posted! Thanks for reading :)
Thank you to everyone who voted "The Sweetest Sin" as the Best Tearjerker in round 4 of the Dramione Awards!
Thanks to some of my amazing readers, The Sweetest Sin has been/is being translated into seven languages: French, Italian, Russian, Portuguese, Czech, Latvian, and Chinese. If you would like the links to any of the translations, please e-mail me or leave a review :)
Date: 02/27/05 Title: Chapter 2: Observations
I think it's good. The rape was pretty graphic - but in the way that was really good, because we're MEANT to be disgusted and realise that her life is so terrible. You've got a great knack for creating imagery!
Date: 02/27/05 Title: None
Cupid - I mean JOEY - is all like, huh, I COULD fix it, but y'know....there's a-match-makin to be done! Dumbledore and McG! Neville and Professor Sprout! He likes Herbology, maybe he was going back to ask her about a rare plant he found or something when BAM there's an arrow in his butt. No, wait, I like that idea. But how the hell can I incorporate that into my stories? I guess I can't. It doesn't come under a stressed out Hermione and Voldemort's writer's block...
Author's Response: I see.
The Pensieve by slytheringal
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: If you're like me and are sick of waiting for Book 6 to arrive in a bookstore near you, read my fic. Harry has been sent to the head's office for bad behaviour and is waiting for Dumbledore to arrive when he spots the Pensieve lying on the desk. what happens next? Read my fic to find out. Warning: DO NOT READ IF YOU MIND HARRY'S TEMPER TANTRUM PROBLEMS BEING MADE FUN OF! Also REMEMBER to leave a REVIEW
Date: 02/20/05 Title: Chapter 1: Curiosity is not a sin...
Writer's block: more evil than Snape on Moonstone essays...dunh Dunh DUNH! Teehee, random. ;)
Author's Response: You're weird, you know that?
Date: 02/25/05 Title: Chapter 1: Curiosity is not a sin...
I'm sure you managed to cliche it as well...naw, just kidding, that was Fred and Sid saying that.
Author's Response: OK... I'm sure you know what you're talking about
Date: 02/23/05 Title: Chapter 1: Curiosity is not a sin...
Well, it'll be a while...this IS Big K we're talkin about (aka slytheringal)
Author's Response: Shut up Annie.
Date: 02/21/05 Title: Chapter 1: Curiosity is not a sin...
Nasty thoughts about Snape...Nasty thoguhts about Snape...must update so I can get wrong image out of head...eww!
Author's Response: I have updated! Oh, and think about socks to take your mind off things
Date: 02/19/05 Title: Chapter 1: Curiosity is not a sin...
Mr. Tiddles is like, the best. Randomness rules! Okay, I admit it, you're good. Very good - but a little random! I'm a-gonna be callin him Mr. Tiddlekins from now on. He's so cute (in my mind). I'm in solitary confinement at the moment, aka my boring house, so it's just me and my mind. An odd comination - and guess, what? Out of ScabbersSaysSqueak or whatever her damned name is - I reviewed first! YAY
Author's Response: Hey, thanks LittlemissBrit. I believe her penname is WeasleyTwinsgirl
Date: 02/19/05 Title: Chapter 1: Curiosity is not a sin...
"You wrote the best story ever, much better than I could ever hope to write, your plot was so great OMG OMG it's the best!" - quote from slytheringal, who is telling me what to review over thephone...:)
Author's Response: Hey, I don't remember speaking to anyone on the phone... I think you're right - solitary confinement it is then!
Date: 02/20/05 Title: Chapter 1: Curiosity is not a sin...
Dude, that cat is not real. Sorry to break the flow and all, but you gotta go out and buy a kitty, then mind-wipe it, to make it THAT evil....
Author's Response: That kitty is to real. In my head at least... and in the heads of my readers.
Date: 02/20/05 Title: Chapter 1: Curiosity is not a sin...
It's a master piece on a small scale. Masterpieces are random..I mean, come on, Lord of the Rings really doesn't make sense in places...I still win out of ScabbersSaysSqueak05! I'm the greatest friend...
You don't remember? Let me refresh your memory: you refused to listen to my random story, I had to hear your rough idea for Chapter 2 and you don't like the outdoors! (And if you don't remember after that, you have amnesia) LOL - all joking aside, you are pretty good.
Author's Response: If you are my best friend you will know what my cat is called ; I talk about her enough... H'mm, you're right though, I don't like getting all ditry outside...
Author's Response: Hey...I remeber, your story was about Voldemort's writer's block right?