01/26/05
Hola! Thanx for checking out my new bio....I'm assuming you meant to, seeing as you're reading this, wherever you are, whoever you are, but I ramble.
I've decided that when I'm older I'm definitely either am going to become the next Garfield, although I'm not sure someone would want to obey my every word and pay for my upkeep just on the grounds that I'm evil, or I'm going to be god. No, seriously, a god. All you have to do is get a massive space ship and fly to Atiyuoj...where they think all humans are gods. Yeah, I know, I know...what idiots they are on Atiyuoj, but hey, where there's an opportunity - why not take it? Some people just deserved to be exploited...
Always remember: life is the unexpected. So, if you don't expect it, it is bound to happen. I have drawn the conclusion that as I do not expect Magorian to exist outside the Harry Potter fan fic, he does. Just in a different unvierse....
I was born into a snobbish family in Britain...but when we moved to Detroit when I was threeish those damned Americans completely corrupted me, and voila, you have the random yet evil yet godly person that is MOI as opposed to a snobbish private school twat who I would have invariably turned out to be....
Check out my story Harry Potter, Lord Voldemort and the Writer's block! R and R, I personally think it needs some work and I'd like some feedback!
Annie likes: ScabbersSaysSqueak05, slytheringal, imo, The Savant, Hermione's_Revenge, SecretLily...
Annie hates....People who bitch about things they don't understand. Yall know who I'm talking about, and if you don't, I'm sure you know somebody like this...
PS: And if you die of a heart attack while reading it? Wasn' me, buddy, wasn' me.
The HP Male Marriage Quiz made by Sapphire.
Anyhoo...Mrs. Sirius Black. I like the sound of it. Unfortunately, I have grasped (somehow, someway) that HP is not in actual fact real, so I cannot logically be Mrs. Sirius Black. Unless, of course, Sirius did not die when he went behind the veil...he was simply stuck in cyber space! MY KINGDOM FOR A NEW SIRIUS THEORY!
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Date: 02/26/05 Title: None
It's v v v good so far, but I think you mighta wanna explain a bit more about Sirius' daughter...I mean, in books 4 and 5 he was treating Harry like a son, as if he had no-one else to attend to...
Author's Response: Oh, don't worry, that will all be explained in upcoming chapters.
Author's Response: Sorry for the second response, I just wanted to let anyone who's read this story that I've finished up to Chapter 15, but I can only send chapters in on a different computer, once a week, I'm sorry, but it'll be a slow process.
Date: 03/13/05 Title: None
Romance...dunna dunna dunna dunna romance...(think along the lines of mission impossible)...Harry and Mag. Well, she does resemble Sirius in so many ways after all....
Author's Response: By the way, I thought along the lines of Batman.
Date: 03/09/05 Title: None
Cool. Not your best, but I think it's quite good.
Harry Potter, Lord Voldemort and the Writer's Block by LilmissBrit
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: It’s Harry Potter’s Seventh Year in Hogwarts, and Lord Voldemort is close to overthrowing good once and for all. He’s got it all: a goblin desk, Albus Dumbledore’s quill, one billion, two thousand, six hundred and ninety-eight slaves and a secretary…not to mention the entire world. It’s time to put himself into the history books properly - as the evil genius he is. Unfortunately, Lord Voldemort has a bad case of writer’s block…with hilarious consequences.
Date: 02/25/05 Title: Chapter 2: The Proposition
No-one is reviewing....I am getting mad!
Date: 03/01/05 Title: Chapter 4: DO NOT READ THIS BOOK
WILL SOMEONE REVIEW THIS PLEASE??!
Evil Villainy for Dummies by Hermiones_Revenge
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: (Hi, I wrote this when I was 16, please keep that in mind. I'm keeping it up because people still like it.)
So, you want to be an evil villain? In this handbook that a certain Hogwarts student purchases, all of the rules, techniques, and frequently asked questions about evil villainy are explained. Do you have what it takes? And what will happen to the student who purchases the book? Another story from the strange, twisted, and slightly unfortunate Hermione's Revenge.
Date: 03/27/05 Title: Chapter 4: Your Evil Plan
OMG I love it I love it...I've been practising too! MWAHAHA! Now, see, the Daily Prophet refused to put my ad in because, well, they said I was a Muggle. HOW RUDE! And also because they had intelligence that I would try and actually destroy Lord Tuna. What evidence? I asked. And they had the cheek to tell me that it said so on my ad! God, just put the damn ad in, you don't have to read it...honestly. Check out my fics, if you want to...
Author's Response: Hmm...funny, I've seen much more interesting ads in the prophet! THey didn't have a problem with those...
Date: 02/28/05 Title: Chapter 1: So, you want to be an evil villain?
Psh. But then I couldn't go duna duna! Oooh, oooh: idea. I could sorta announce my entrance by singing the duna duna to my unsuspecting victims! Ha! And now I need to know more out of this handy manual before I can begin...
Author's Response: There you go!
Date: 02/26/05 Title: Chapter 1: So, you want to be an evil villain?
I'M CUT OUT FOR EVIL!!! I always knew I had it in me. There'll be a ceremony, kind of like the Miss America one, but y'know, waaay more evil and all amazingly pretty people will be fried into burgers...."I wanna thank Ma, Pa, and everyone at school and all my friends for believing in me...I knew evil was my true path. And I also want to thank my boyfriend Carter, who not only believed me but accompanied me on this beatiful journey as Mr. Evil...." Okay, fantasy over (I think......wait a second........gone!) a very funny fic, but I gotta know if I'm really good enough by more chapters. If I had a boyfriend called Carter he would come round and kick your ass if you didn't, if he existed. LOL 10/10...
Author's Response: More chapters will come. And after I finish this story I will rent out a hall in New York to hold a Miss America-esque ceremony for all who successfully completed their evil training. There will be a swimsuit competition. Be ready.
Date: 03/16/05 Title: Chapter 2: Finding a Purpose and a Nemesis
You have really, really, REALLY weird art classes....
Author's Response: You don't know the half of it.
Date: 03/13/05 Title: Chapter 2: Finding a Purpose and a Nemesis
I think Hermione's Revenge's power should be procrastination....there'll be a duel or something and the evil person will be all like WHY WON'T YOU DUEL, IDIOT?! And she'll be like...but I can't be assed yet...in a minute....and after a while the evil dude will get so fed up he'll just blow up. Woah, that's a good power. :)
Date: 03/23/05 Title: Chapter 3: Evil Etiquette
The most evil phrase in the universe is Homer Simpson's gone-wrong impression of Mr. Burns, where instead of going "excellent" he goes "exactly...doh!" Maybe that could be in a later chapter under "What NOT to do"...
Author's Response: Eeeeeexcellent
Date: 03/04/05 Title: Chapter 2: Finding a Purpose and a Nemesis
Now, I feel that the time has come for extra tuition. I'm aware that these moderators insist on checking these chappies before allowing we, the easily misled public, to see them...however, my massive evil demonstation is scheduled next Friday. I have my theme tune, my nemesis (Lord Tuna), my car (was Batman's) and a name (Lady Corndog) and all I need to know now is how to defeat Lord Tuna so I don't look like an idiot...
Author's Response: Ah, I see...well I'm not sure when the next chapter will come, so I'll offer some advice here: if you have an evil plan, DON'T TELL YOUR NEMESIS! (or anyone else who could potentially ruin it for that matter) I know this personally, not because I've told people about my evil plans, but I've had many an evil plan told to me...
Date: 03/01/05 Title: Chapter 2: Finding a Purpose and a Nemesis
I'm considering "That Evil Girl" which is direct, "Tuna's 'R' Goin-Down" or "Lady Corndog" which is elusive...yet...interesting. But how can I have my themetune going duna duna duna duna duna duna duna duna duna tuna's R goin-down...dunoo...duna duna duna duna duna duna duna duna duna dunoo...??? A strange world, we live in, evil themetunes being in the top 10%
Author's Response: hmm...I'm intrigued by Lady Corndog...
Date: 03/24/05 Title: Chapter 3: Evil Etiquette
*Some time in the vague future. Lady Corndog and Lord Tuna are having their final showdown*..."I've got you now, Lady Corndog!" "Good rules but corndogs make people drool!" "AAAAAH! Oh no! I'm...drooling...help me....oh no...." The moral of the story is, never mix ketchup, pastry and processed meat, otherwise your adversaries will drown in a pool of drool
Author's Response: Hmmm...I'll have to remember that for future reference.
Date: 02/28/05 Title: Chapter 1: So, you want to be an evil villain?
First off I have to steal Batman's car. Then I can be truly evil. But with a good car. Also: I have a theme tune. Duna duna duna duna duna duna duna dunooo it's that evil girl we do not knw apart from she is evil dunna duna dunh dunh dunooo. It sounds better when you hear it.
Author's Response: AHA! Of course...actually I just had to take him out of chapter two, but that's a different story. And theme songs are QUITE important! I think I said this to someone else, but I have a friend who writes them for people online (if you want a link!) And I'm sure your theme song sounds better in person, anything including "duna duna"s just doesn't work out on paper...
Date: 03/15/05 Title: Chapter 2: Finding a Purpose and a Nemesis
What if we behaved really nicely at your home and brought popcorn and hot dogs?
Author's Response: Hmm...that'd be odd...we could turn the popcorn into TUNA!!! Ugh, no one here knows what I'm talking about...STORY TIME! During a review in our art class, one student used the word "resourceful" to describe the way he used a technique. Our teacher replied, "Well, I don't know if you'd call that resourceful. If you could, say, take popcorn and turn it into tuna, then that would be resourceful."
Date: 03/09/05 Title: Chapter 2: Finding a Purpose and a Nemesis
You have not met Lord Tuna. He's gonna zap me with fish eggs! I have nothing to overthrow him with, apart from snide comments and a vicious glare. Wait a second. THAT IS MY POWER!
Author's Response: Yay vicious glaring!
Date: 02/27/05 Title: Chapter 1: So, you want to be an evil villain?
a) I like, I like b I will read Hogwarts Overturned, in the all-time fashion of LATER. When I get round to it. c Bikinis rule but not on me. Or Neville. But I like them anyway.
Author's Response: a.) I'm glad, I'm glad. b.) Read it when you please! but read it! (and review) c.) Horray for bikinis!
Date: 03/07/05 Title: Chapter 2: Finding a Purpose and a Nemesis
I am not good. The evil intention is there. The intellect is lacking...
Author's Response: Not what I meant - I meant then you have nothing to worry about!
Date: 03/06/05 Title: Chapter 2: Finding a Purpose and a Nemesis
BUT I DON'T HAVE AN EVIL PLAN TO NOT TELL LORD TUNA!!!
Author's Response: Then you're good!