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02/02/05




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Eternal Bonds: Chapter 4 is in the works.


Hogwarts, Meet the Marauders: Chapter 7 is in queue.


I am a teenage girl who lives in the U.S... and.. that's about it from me...



Okay, I lied.



SHIPS: I'm not even going to get into ships. I don't really write them, don't really support them. I mean, I might have a little subplot going where Lily and James like each other or something, but I really can't make a whole story about it. Just doesn't interest me.


Music Preferences: The Killers, Queen, Elton John, James Blunt, the Beatles and THE WHO!



Favorite Movies: The Incredibles, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, Monty Python's Life of Brian, Memento, the X-Men trilogy, and Brazil.


Favorite TV Show: Monty Python's Flying Circus, That 70's Show and the Simpsons.


Favorite Fan Fic Stories: I like Marauder fanfics, and older Remus fanfics.


Favorite Books: The Three Musketeers, Little Women, A Tale of Two Cities, The Shadow of the Wind, Gone With the Wind, Good Omens, 1984, and Firestarter.



Favorite Characters: I LOVE REMUS LUPIN!!! I also like Sirius Black. And of course, Snape is a personal favorite as well as Dumbledore and Neville.


Now it's time for... Quizzes! Yes, quizzes! With my commentary below. Like you'd actually want to read that. But whatever. And as you may notice, I've deleted some of my quizzes, just because I felt they were clogging up some room. Now off to take new quizzes!


Grammar God!
You are a GRAMMAR GOD!


Congratulations! If your mission in life
is not already to preserve the English tongue,
it should be. You can smell a grammtical
inaccuracy from fifty yards. Your speech is
revered by the underlings, though some may
blaspheme and call you a snob. They're just
jealous. Go out there and change the world.


How grammatically correct are you? (Revised with answer key)
brought to you by Quizilla

Grammar God? I like the sound of that... notice that the picture is from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Just thought that was funny.


Remus Lupin
Remus Lupin -
You are the brains of
your group, and the most enigmatic - people
just cannot seem to figure you out completely.
You are reserved around large groups of people,
but are very friendly when approached. Though
you are soft spoken you command attention when
you speak. People respect what you have to
say. You are a very caring and moral person;
you would help anyone in need, even if you are
not particularly funny. You have a good sense
of humor and never take a joke too far like
some of your other friends may. Though the
phrase is not used much any more, you are an
all around nice person.


The Marauder Inside of You
brought to you by Quizilla

NO. WAY. I'm Remus? I never could have guessed!!! *hear the sarcasm* Not that I'm complaining. Go Remus!!!









What type of music matches your personality? (Guys and Gals)



You're classic rock! You're pretty mellow when it comes to everyday things. But when you get excited, you go all out by jumping and screaming. To other's you're very friendly because you love to get attention. Sometimes you just need your alone time to think, but that doesn't last long because you love to be with your friends. Your edginess and originallity will take you far.Take this quiz!



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Reviewer: Kelsid Signed
Date: 03/07/05 Title: None

So funny! I'm laughing my head off right now!!!! "Please report this to the ministery..." OH PLEASE UPDATE SOON!!!

Author's Response: Thank you! I have already started writing the next chapter and I hope to have it up within a weak. I'm so glad you like the story!



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Reviewer: Kelsid Signed
Date: 03/16/05 Title: None

Nice chapter, update soon!



Reviewer: Kelsid Signed
Date: 03/23/05 Title: None

I think this is the only Remus Lupin fan fiction in first person that actually sounds like him. Excellent job, and update soon! This is on my favorites list.

Author's Response: Well, that is certainly a huge compliment --- thank you very much for it. I'll update as soon as I can. Cheers! --- Loki



Interviews with Rita Skeeter by LO1

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Rita Skeeter has 7 minutes to quickly interview staff and Students of Hogwarts school of W&W! See what Hilarious antics that Skeeter woman will dish out as she hounds Harry, Ron, hermione, macgonagall, Snape, Moody, Trelawney, Draco, Dumbledore, hagrid, luna and lastly a special guest. Hopefully witty! Read and Review! please review! I beg of you! lol!
Reviewer: Kelsid Signed
Date: 02/12/05 Title: Chapter 1: Quibbler Exclusive!!!!

Nice! I like that it's short and funny!!! I'd like to see more humor fics from you.



River Styx by Wintermute

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Summary: Remus Lupin and Severus Snape, framed for murder and sharing a cell at recently overcrowded Azkaban. Will the dysfunctional pair make it out of their cell before the wolf comes out during the next full moon? ::set in a hypothetical sixth year where Dumbledore has vanished and Regulus Black, who returned mysteriously from the dead weaves a dangerous intrigue::
Reviewer: Kelsid Signed
Date: 03/07/05 Title: Chapter 1: Twenty-one Days

Excellent chapter. Please update soon, I want to read more!



Reviewer: Kelsid Signed
Date: 03/19/05 Title: Chapter 10: Merlin's Sleep

Absolutely amazing story! Each chapter is like a gift. The comment by Professor McGonagall at the end made me smile and of course, I add, update soon! *I'm also putting this on my favorites list.*



Reviewer: Kelsid Signed
Date: 04/03/05 Title: Chapter 11: The Cat in the Grass

I didn't know it was Crookshanks... I was thinking, "What's the deal with that cat?" until Hermione showed up. Incredible chapter, update soon!



Reviewer: Kelsid Signed
Date: 04/02/05 Title: Chapter 1: Twenty-one Days

YES!!! YOU UPDATED!!!! I'm so happy!



Reviewer: Kelsid Signed
Date: 07/20/05 Title: Chapter 14: The Once And Future King

I absolutely love it. The amazing storyline- Remus and Severus finally working together- I just love it. I infinately prefer it to the Half Blood Prince, for reasons I shall not name, but mainly involving Snape. This is a wonderfully crafted, beautiful story. That's all I can say. You deserve a rating much, much higher than ten- but, unfortunately, that's as high as it will go. The story was wonderful. I couldn't have enjoyed it more.



My Magnificent Plan by Wintermute

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Summary: The final battle against the Dark Lord has come. Harry is just about to take revenge on Peter Pettigrew, when suddenly Dumbledore reminds him of the big plan - the magnificent plan! ::all Harry Potter conspiracy theories ever compromised in one hilarious story!::
Reviewer: Kelsid Signed
Date: 03/24/05 Title: Chapter 1: -

This is so funny!!! Remus was Harry's dad... but James switched with him and James supposedly died because he was Remus but AH!! It's so confusing! I love it! *10*



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Reviewer: Kelsid Signed
Date: 03/29/05 Title: None

NO!!! It's not Remus, it's Peter! Can't you see? He would never do anything like that, but Peter is evil!!!!!!!!! I kept thinking that throughout the whole story- Go Lily for sticking up for Remus! Peter planted that moon charm, the jerk. I just can't believe it! Awesome chapter... Lily, please figure out it can't be him! Figure it out!

Author's Response: Wow... I just realized that I never answered your review! So sorry about that. Thanks for taking the time to review. I can't remember if you reviewed again, but I you do. :)



Tom Riddle and the Half Blood Prince by Zetera

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Parody of the Harry Potter series written and completed before the release of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. It looks at the lives of some of the major characters as they wait impatiently for book six to arrive. Naturally, chaos ensues. Suitable for all.





Winner of the first annual Quicksilver Quills Award 2006 for best humor fiction. Thank you!


Reviewer: Kelsid Signed
Date: 02/23/05 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter Six: Returning to Hogwarts

No more marshmellows??? How dare Voldemort!!! I loved the story. Write more soon!!!

Author's Response: Thanks - chapter 7 has been submitted.



Reviewer: Kelsid Signed
Date: 03/23/05 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter Eight: Secrets of Poetry and Prose

So funny! I love the whole marshmellow thing- why can't Dumbledore just make some [marshmellows]? Well, I mean I have no clue how you make them but...

Author's Response: Dumbledore likes to have Harry work things out on his own - conjuring marshmallows would be too easy. :-) Glad you liked it!



Reviewer: Kelsid Signed
Date: 06/09/05 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter Eleven: End of Daze

Very good!!! "Stop right there, punk!" “Oh, Remus, that’s not staying in character!” “But, I just always wanted to say that.” That part was absolutely hilarious! I can't wait until the next chapter!!!

Author's Response: Thank you, I'm glad you liked it. The final chapter is being written!



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Reviewer: Kelsid Signed
Date: 03/08/05 Title: None

SOOO funny!!!



Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Az-No-Fans! by hal_01

Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: Holy cream-filled cadaver! Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Az-No-Fans! is what God meant to create when he slipped, took a nosedive and accidentally created what we call earth. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Az-No-Fans is the perfect world in which we were all meant to live. It is perfection. READ IT OR FOREVER REMAIN IMPERFECT.
Reviewer: Kelsid Signed
Date: 02/12/05 Title: Chapter 11: Part 11

NOOO I can't believe Ron did that! Well actually I can, because I want Hermione to get eaten because she's being so EVIL!!!!



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Reviewer: Kelsid Signed
Date: 03/28/05 Title: None

Awesome story, it has some real potential!!! Keep at it, I'm waiting for an update.



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Reviewer: Kelsid Signed
Date: 04/01/05 Title: None

Excellent story, written very well. I can't wait for Harry to start reading the diary. Update soon!

Author's Response: Thanx. Chapter three is up!



Between Now and Then by erikthephantom

Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: In this riveting sequel to the "acclaimed" Veiled Revelations, Voldemort has risen to his full strength and is threatening both the wizarding world and the muggle world in an attempt to gain total control. A small group of people - the Order of the Phoenix - are all that stand in his way. Join James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, and Lily Evans as they battle the most evil wizard the world has ever seen. (Reviews are always nice and appreciated - and Erik has rated this story 6th-7th years as a result of her incorrigible pride).

Reviewer: Kelsid Signed
Date: 03/21/05 Title: Chapter 10: When Hell is Empty

I can't believe Bethany died, after all those years of being "puppeteered" by her brother, (obviously I've read Veiled Relevations,") and she actually joined the Death Eaters? This story is getting more Sirius by the second... (Sorry! I can't help it!)

Author's Response: LOL yes, you have ! and closely too!!!! i bow humbly to thee. HA! you've been corrupted. I wouldnt say Bethany "joined" the Death Eaters, kind of forced into it. i mean, she was neer the brightest bulb in the sky, or the brightest end of a lumos lit wand. it's slightly tragic, actually



Reviewer: Kelsid Signed
Date: 09/17/05 Title: Chapter 17: The Return of the Prince

You're so evil. The most maginifcent chapter you've written to date, and then you leave us on a cliffhanger. If you don't update soon, then... then... Crap. I can't think of anything to threaten you with. This was so wonderfully written, if I could write half as well as you, then I'd have a brilliant story. This is beyond brilliant... it's... indescribable. But you get it. Please get the next chapter out SOON!!!

Author's Response: but my dear kelsid...it is OUT along with up to chapter 25!!! go into my profile, go to my webiste, and VOILA. All the way to chapter 25!!! I just got sick of this place... I'll still upload them here, but the new updates will be on my livejournal. GO GO GO!!! and THANK YOU for complimenting this chapter !!! ::BLUSH:: truly, i am astounded! and i am POSITIVE you can write better than I. i'm really not that good. you have some amazing talent that's going to make you rich one day. just remember poor little erik when you are!!! thanks a million! :)