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03/29/07

UPDATE: I am officially on HIATUS. I have one midget plotbunny, and I think The Potter's Wedding Vows might be finished too. I'll be on, just not writing, ok?

Well, hello there. Through some random plot twist you ended up at my bio.
Likes:The colour green, chocolate, music, rhinestones, sequins, inside jokes, random dancing, television, MNFF, the Internet, Twilight, etc., etc.

Dislikes:Rude people, most non-canon shippers, raisins, Voldy.

Fave authors: JKR (no duh), Stephenie Meyer, Jane Austen, Meg Cabot, Tamora Pierce, many many others.
I have some poems posted here. I hope you like them and leave some reviews. Any ideas would be sincerely appreciated.

I'm also BellaHermione on FF.net, and I just posted a new story. Review, myesss?

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Potter's Pentagon: The Truth (Book Two) by Schmerg_The_Impaler

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: This is book two in the "Potter's Pentagon" trilogy. Read "Potter's Pentagon: The Five" first, myesss? Cool.

WARNING: This story contains French people, an internal monologue about a blue orange, adolescent facial hair, good old-fashioned snogging, superstitious truck drivers, a portrait who calls everyone "Mavis," a zoo break-in, some very strange clothes, romantic conflict galore, and Ron Weasley's caffeine addiction. And worst of all, Professor Zabini!

Hogwarts is hosting the Triwizard Tournament, and when one of the members of Potter's Pentagon is selected to represent the school, much excitement ensues. Simultaneously, elections are being held for Minister of Magic, and things are getting busy at the Ministry.

Not to mention the fact that Jordan's made a new Muggle friend without informing her of the itty-bitty fact that he's magical, Haley has found an enchanted diary of dubious origin, Ted's met a werewolf from Beauxbatons, and Emma... well, Emma's not having a good year.

And what exactly is Ivy up to, anyway?

Everyone has secrets. But in the end, the truth will have to come out.

Starring Best Male Original Character runner-up Jordan Potter, Best Female Original Character Nominees Ivy Potter, Emma Weasley, Haley Potter, and Giorgi Anderson, and Best Male Original Character nominee Ted Lupin! Nominated for Best Post-Hogwarts story in the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Awards!

Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 11/21/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: In Which Jordan Spends Most of the Chapter Being Surprised

I love it!!!!!!!!!!!

Author's Response: Well, thank you!

Really Wicked: Stephen Schwartz's Wicked Gone Potter by Schmerg_The_Impaler

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: It's another spoof by Schmerg_The_Impaler!

This time, it's "Wicked," by Stephen Schwartz, remodeled to tell the story of Voldemort's life!

I also have spoofs of Les Miserables, Phantom of the Opera, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, and High School Musical on my profile, if anyone would care to read.

Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 05/01/08 Title: Chapter 1: Act One

HAIRSPRAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
would be amazing.

That, or have you heard of Thoroughly Modern Millie?

Author's Response: I\'ve already submitted a Sweeney Todd spoof, but I\'m working on the Hairspray one right now, and it should be up in a matter of weeks. I\'ve certainly heard or Thoroughly Modern Millie, mainly because I adore Christian Borle (also in Spamalot and Legally Blonde the Musical, which I only watched because he was in it), Sutton Foster, and Susan Egan, but I don\'t think it\'s as well known a musical...I could be wrong, though.

Pride and Pre-Juiced Plums: A Potter's Pentagon Love Story by Schmerg_The_Impaler

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: A companion piece to the Potter's Pentagon trilogy... it's better if you've read the Potter's Pentagon trilogy, but you don't necessarily have to.

It's five years after Emma Weasley and her chums graduated from Hogwarts. Ted and Ivy are married, Haley is working at Madame Puddifoot's while trying desperately to break into show business, Jordan's doing whatever it is he does, and Emma is an Auror trainee working as a guard at the Chudley Cannons' stadium. The Cannons have actually been doing much better lately, due to their new star Beater, Tyrone Thomas. Unfortunately, Tyrone is Emma's ex-boyfriend. OH, THE AWKWARDNESS.

Follow Emma through her awkward adventures told in her usual insane way, as she experiences angst, hilarity, obnoxiously strange people, misadventures involving a deceptively dashing cad, Haley's wedding, the birth of Ted and Ivy's baby, and her own eventual descent into LURRRVE.

Written for the marvellous Vindictus Viridian's Pride and Prejudice NEWTs class on the Fanfiction Beta Boards, based on Jane Austen's fantastic novel, "Pride and Prejudice.".

Nominated in the 2008 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Non-Canon Romance Story! And its lovely (haha) heroine, Emma Weasley, received two nominations for Best Female Original Character, while Haley Potter and Ivy Potter each received one! Thanks so much, guys!

Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 08/14/08 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6: He Followed Me Home, But I Don't Want To Keep Him

OMG!! You used a Thoroughly Modern Millie song!! That's like the best musical ever!!!
And I guess you saw Charlie the Unicorn 2.
BTW, I love this story.

Author's Response: I've still never seen all of "Thoroughly Modern Millie" (my school was supposed to put it on two years ago, but we did "Annie" instead when two other nearby schools picked "Millie," but I know a lot of songs from it. One of my favourite actors, Christian Borle, played the role of Jimmy on Broadway (not on the original cast album, that was Gavin Creel, I think), and so I took an active interest in learning some of the songs! And yes, I love Charlie the Unicorn. It's so psycho and makes no sense, and that's precisely why I love it.

Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 07/20/08 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5: Abandoning Pregnant Wives-- A Fun Lupin Family Tradition

One question:Is Wolfgang a werewolf?

I love your P&P summary.

Author's Response: Do you really think I'd answer that? ^_^ All I can say is, read on and see for yourself. I'm so glad you liked the summary, and thanks for reviewing.

I Wish I'd Taken Muggle Studies by OliveOil_Med

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: A potion has been created that has the ability to strip a wizard of their powers: a potion the Ministry of Magic couldn't wait to get their hands on. After the Battle of Hogwarts, lesser convicted Death Eaters are given a choice: go to Azkaban, or spend the rest of their lives as Muggles. While many people refused such a degrading option as a matter of pride, one Draco Malfoy chose the potion. Now, cast into the city of London, Draco both struggles with, and eventually enjoys his adaptation into the Muggle way of life.

But what happens when the effects of the potion turn out to be not-so permanent?

Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 05/17/08 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue Muggles' Brew

Oooh, I can't WAIT to find out what happens!

Author's Response: OooOoohh, but you WILL have to wait. No spoliers for you!

Potter's Pentagon: The Past (Book Three) by Schmerg_The_Impaler

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: The final installment in the Potter’s Pentagon Trilogy. Read “The Five” and “The Truth” first, myess? Okay!

WARNING! Contains Muggle adventures in Diagon Alley, unusual eyebrows, cheesy clichés galore, psycho Ted, the not-so-lost years of Merlin, a school-wide singalong, the old potato joke, Tyrone’s Princess Bride obsession, Emma’s stubborn denial of the existence of Tyrone’s mustache, a graphic death, a joke shop product as a major plot device, hobo Jordan, Jordan hugging, Jordan pulling pranks, time travel, the Love Shack, angst, and worst of all, Professor Zabini.

It’s the sixth year for Potter’s Pentagon and company, and our heroes learn that in the wizarding world, coming of age has a somewhat weightier significance. Students are busy with an Inter-House Unity Project, Jordan is having weird dreams, Pansy and Ophidias Malfoy have been released from Azkaban, Professor Zabini has a mysterious project of his own, and almost everyone is acting strangely. Meanwhile, at the Ministry of Magic, a man with a vendetta against Ron Weasley is trying his hardest to get him in the biggest trouble possible. Is the only way to save him to travel into the past?

New talents are discovered, new friendships form and old ones change, pasts are dredged up, and, of course, there’s lots of good old-fashioned snogging. And one of the five kills for the first time… while another becomes a casualty of war.

Starring 2008 Quicksilver Quills Best Male Original Character runner-up Jordan Potter, Best Female Original Character nominees Ivy Potter, Haley Potter, Emma Weasley, and Giorgi Anderson, and Best Male Original Character nominee Ted Lupin! Nominated for 2008 Quicksilver Quills Best Post-Hogwarts Story.

Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 07/30/08 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: In Which Tyrone Makes Dorkiness Cool

Beatles reference: Abbey Road.

This is hilarious!

Author's Response: YES! YOU WIN!

Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 12/24/08 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10: In Which Ivy Has A Very Malfoy Christmas

One nitpick, and one LOL.

Nitpick: In chappie 1 of book 1, Nathanael was called John.

LOL:I love the Ivy/wrapping paper thingymagummer. You always have the greatest stories.

Author's Response: He was, wasn't he? I'll totally change that. And it's funny because Nat from the Bartimaeus Trilogy was called John later...

No One Can Resist Éclairs by InvisibleAparecium

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Fred and George Weasley get an idea for a prank from doing something they thought they would never do—their Potions homework. Follow them on their journey through pranker’s block, powdered bicorn horn, Muggle food coloring, a random fish, a suction cup, Harry with a toothpick, a very dry avocado, and much too much flour. What happens when this seemingly innocent prank turns wacky? One-shot.

Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 08/04/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One

Holy crow. This story is amazing! Just as a side note, it's Cormac McLaggen, not Claggen unless you meant to mess it up. Awesome job, though.

Author's Response: I'm glad you liked it. No one else caught the McClaggen mistake. Thanks, I'll see if I can change it right away.

Albus Potter and the Resurrection Sword by gallopingurl

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: It's Albus Potter's first year at Hogwarts. He makes friends, pulls pranks, and discovers the truth behind his father's horrible past.
But Albus Potter's first year of school is not to be completely peaceful. No, he, like his father, must rise to conquer a new enemy amongst his peers, and keep the peace in the wizarding world that his father worked so hard to bring.

Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 08/02/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 ~ Journey To Hogwarts

This is a very good story and I can't wait for more

Hanky-Panky: A Potter's Pentagon One-Shot by Schmerg_The_Impaler

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: It's that time of year. Time for an untimely winter ball, and Emma Weasley is not thrilled about Tyrone Thomas' relentless pursuit if her. But will his terrible singing and creepy stalker-ish antics woo her at last? And what the heck is Jordan Potter up to? DH is very disregarded. No Albus Severuses here.

I am Schmerg_The_Impaler of Hufflepuff House, and this is my submission to the Winter Snows thingy, in the "Melting a Winter Heart" category.

Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 12/23/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Where're Ted and Ivy?

Is it wrong that Haley is actually freakishly like me except in looks?

That Monty Python reference MADE MY DAY.

Author's Response: I didn't put Ted and Ivy in because this one-shot might be read by people who've never read Potter's Pentagon before, and I didn't want to introduce TOO many characters in a short story. They were in the first draft, but I cut them to keep it from being confusing. And don't worry, Haley is fun-- people who are like Haley are the BOMB! Glad you liked the Monty Python!

Worse Side Story: West Side Story Voldemortified by Schmerg_The_Impaler

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: It's been far too long since I posted a new musical spoof! This one is a collection of vignettes featuring Voldemort and the other bad guys in the style of "Dark Lord Voldy's Shattered Soul Club Band."

The songs are all parodies of songs from Leonard Bernstein and Stephen Sondheim's excellent musical, West Side Story. Someone-- and I'm so sorry, but I can't remember who-- requested I do this a loooong time ago, so thank you for suggesting it!

Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 06/01/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 and only

OMG, we just did a WSS medley in my choir class, so this was perfect.

Author's Response: Aw, man, that sounds pretty cool! We're singing a song called Chindia, and the lyrics are... and I quote... "Rapa rapa rapa rapa rapa rapa rapa rapa rapa takatakatakatakatakatakataka bee rapa bee rapa bee rapa bee rapa rapa rapa rapa. Oh tra la la, tra la la, hey, tra la la, oh tra la la la hey. Hey, hey, rapa. Ooooh, aaaah, stop! Didi didi didi didi didi didi rapa didi didi didi didi didi didi rapa. Aaaaah ooooh aaaaah ooooh didi di rapa ra didi di rapa ra. Aaaaaa didi di rapa ra didi di rapa ra. Taka taka taka ta reebah hey.... Rapa rapa rapa rapa rapa rapa rapa rapa rapa takatakatakatakatakatakataka bee rapa bee rapa bee rapa bee rapa rapa rapa rapa. Oh tra la la, tra la la, hey, tra la la, oh tra la la la hey, deeeeeedaaaa day day da da da di did teeeeee takatakatak pa rapa! MOOF!

Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 06/01/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 and only

What?!

Author's Response: EXACTLY. That's the song we're doing in chorus. I'm as confused as you are.

Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 06/02/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 and only

I'm not sure that's humanly possible. The earth would explode.

Author's Response: Believe it, baby.

Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 06/02/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 and only

Dang it, now you just made the world explode. Nice going. ;)

Author's Response: Agh, sorry! I just keep doing that, don't I?

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