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04/10/07
Hey, I'm Iris. I started writing MNFF fanfic several years ago, but I've been on hiatus for a while. Needless to say, I'm a rabid Harry Potter fanatic.
Some random things about me:
Age: Seventeen
Favorite books: The Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling (betcha didn't see that one coming), Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman, Sweetblood and Invisible by Pete Hautman, Luna by Julie Anne Peters, all Amelia Atwater-Rhodes novels, The God Eaters by Jesse Hajicek, and many more I can't think of right now
Interests: Music, books, films, writing, freakdom, animals, the arts, HARRY POTTER (duh), anything related to Harry Potter, various causes including, but not limited to, animal rights, LGBT rights, Darfur, Tibet, mind freedom, and the environment
Harry Potter books from favorite to least favorite: Deathly Hallows, Order of the Phoenix, Half-Blood Prince, Prisoner of Azkaban, Goblet of Fire, Philosopher's Stone, and Chamber of secrets
Favorite HP characters: Luna, Remus, Tonks, Dumbledore, Bellatrix, Neville, and Snape
Favorite television shows: Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Simpsons, Invader ZIM, The Daily Show With Jon Stewart, The Colbert Report, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer
I used to have a section here for my favorite music, but my tastes change so frequently I deleted it. If you want to compare musical tastes, just talk to me. =-]
Favorite movies: All the Harry Potter movies except 5 (which they absolutely MUTILATED), RENT, Sweeney Todd, Big Fish, American Beauty, Spirited Away, The Simpsons Movie, Pi, Chicago, The Royal Tenenbaums, Little Miss Sunshine, and The Princess Bride
Favorite colors: Violet and black at the moment.
NOTE: As of June 1, 2010, I am attempting to get some fic written that I'm not ashamed of showing. My extended hiatus MAY be over soon, but know that I am very busy and not the most reliable updater. You have been warned.
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Categories: Orphan
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 0 |
Completed: No |
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Published: 01/01/70 |
Updated: 01/01/70
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Reviewer: liquid_silver Signed
Date: 04/15/07
Title: None
wow . . . this is really good! i can't wait to see where you're going with this.
Author's Response: honestly, I can\'t wait to see where I\'m going with it either! LOL
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: It's the sequel to "The Dark Lord's Blog," guys! (And girls... and, I don't know, gender-neutral people and centaurs and walruses and parameciums and shrubs and stuff.)
Several months have passed since Filch came into possession of Voldemort's magical powers, and he has taken over Hogwarts.
With Filch serving as The Dark Lord Snoogerblossom, the position of Hogwarts caretaker/janitor is open. Seeing as Voldemort wants his magical powers back, he and his extremely attractive new sidekick, Mungo Phelps, go undercover at Hogwarts, with Mungo posing as a transfer student and Voldemort posing as the new janitor. Wacky high-jinks ensue.
Join Voldemort as he tries to get back his magic, kill Harry Potter, steal Gryffindor's sword to make a shiny new Horcrux, romance Minerva McGonagall, discover Sirius's secret to becoming a chick magnet, and swallow a teaspoon of his pride to mop up spills the Muggle way and wear an unflattering uniform! WARNING: Extremely silly and very out-of-character.
If you haven't read "The Dark Lord's Blog," well, what are you doing? GO READ IT NOW! Just click on my author name and you'll be directed to my chaotic author page, which lists all my wacky stories.
This is on hiatus, dudes. Ooh! But it was twice nominated by nice (and insane) people for the Best Humour Fic award in the Quicksilver Quills thingy!
Also, some wonderful loony nominated Mungo Phelps for Best Male OC, making him if possible even more conceited! (No one had the heart to tell Mungo that he was designed as an example of a terrible OC.)
EXCITING NEWS! "The E-Journal of an Evil Janitor" is now continued as a Twitter blog! Go to Twitter dot com and find thedarklord666. Voldy's waiting!
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 |
Completed: No |
Words: 4020 |
Hits: 6938 |
Published: 03/25/07 |
Updated: 04/30/07
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Reviewer: liquid_silver Signed
Date: 04/10/07
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World
THANK YOU! ! ! ! ! i've been waiting FOREVER for the sequel to TDLB! i can't wait to read more of "Diaries!"
Author's Response: Hooray! I\'m glad you like it! Somewhat hot OC introduced in the next chapter!
Reviewer: liquid_silver Signed
Date: 04/10/07
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World
sorry, in my previous review i meant to say "E-Journals" instead of "Diaries."
Author's Response: \'Sokay. I once said \"Half-dead Prince\" instead of \"Half-Blood Prince\" on a review... that was embarrassing...
Reviewer: liquid_silver Signed
Date: 05/01/07
Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.
this is sooo funny! i can't wait TO SEE IF VOLDY WILL LET NAGINI GO TO THE PARTY ON SATURDAY!
Author's Response: ^_^ Nagini\'s going through a difficult teenage stage, and Voldemort has no idea how to deal with her. She\'s such a... sparklediva.
Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: Behind her pretty face lies an even prettier tongue used carefully, charmingly, milked to the last drop.
Narcissa wears a mask of lies and dances through life. One-shot.
Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Abuse,
Sexual Situations,
Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1530 |
Hits: 182 |
Published: 03/31/07 |
Updated: 03/31/07
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Reviewer: liquid_silver Signed
Date: 07/03/07
Title: Chapter 1: The Last Laugh
this is incredible! how do you write like this?!?
Author's Response: Months of revising and unexpected bursts of creativity :) Thank you for reading!
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: I can imagine what you would look like
after being kissed, your burning hair
halo-soft around your face, your lips
half parted, flaming, full...
A train to Nowhere. A cherry red umbrella. A brief brushing. One last chance. An acid green light. What could have been.
These are poems featuring Lily Evans and Severus Snape, told in the tragic hero's point of view.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 543 |
Hits: 6540 |
Published: 04/01/07 |
Updated: 02/16/08
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Reviewer: liquid_silver Signed
Date: 09/06/08
Title: Chapter 3: Phoenix
This is absolutely gorgeous. It captures the tragedy of Severus's unrequited love with Lily so beautifully it gives me chills.
Way to go!
Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. -G. K. Chesterton
Can the hero slay the "dragon" that hunts his little girl and haunts his nightmares?
This is submitted for my final assignment in Professor Talons DADA: An Introduction to Dark Arts class.
I am proudly saluting you with the sword of Godrick Gryffindor.
A small warning, this story terrified me (and my beta) and made me cry. Read it with caution but please read it.
Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death,
Mental Disorders,
Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2790 |
Hits: 1652 |
Published: 04/02/07 |
Updated: 04/04/07
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Reviewer: liquid_silver Signed
Date: 04/20/08
Title: Chapter 1: The Nightmare that Follows
Absolutely incredible. The ending caught me completely off guard. Well done!
Author's Response: Plot twists are always a plus - I'm glad you liked it.
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: One Shot. Takes place during the summer before HBP: Luna Lovegood hatches a plan to help her deal with her feelings of loss. There is just one thing that she needs before she can act on her plan. She needs Harry's invisibility cloak.
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2828 |
Hits: 1523 |
Published: 04/12/07 |
Updated: 04/15/07
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Reviewer: liquid_silver Signed
Date: 04/15/07
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
this is very good . . . i was moved by Luna's conversation with her mother, but i don't think it was necessary to spend so much time describing Luna and her father's Crumple-Horned Snorkack hunt. the ending was really beautiful; you're a good writer!
Author's Response: Yeah, I thought that I rambled a bit on that part too. Thanx for the review.
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: The Gryffindor and Slytherin Quidditch teams are trapped in the locker room due to a sudden hail storm, and they both want the pitch when the rain lets up. What do they do to determine who gets it? Play Truth or Dare, of course!
Written for FenrirG for the Ravenclaw Spring Exchange 2007.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 4236 |
Hits: 8116 |
Published: 04/16/07 |
Updated: 04/21/07
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Reviewer: liquid_silver Signed
Date: 04/23/07
Title: Chapter 1: Of Bras, Hail, and Pustules
this is sooo funny! you should write a sequel.
Author's Response: Thank you! A sequel, hmm? I\'ll consider it. Thanks again for reviewing!
Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: A story that goes from where HBP leaves off to the end of the final battles. Hermione reflects on her rather unlikely alliance with Draco as they push through the last, loyalty-testing days of the war and the grim aftermath.
Categories: Post-Hogwarts
Characters: None
Warnings: Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 7820 |
Hits: 84 |
Published: 04/17/07 |
Updated: 04/23/07
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Reviewer: liquid_silver Signed
Date: 04/23/07
Title: Chapter 1: Alliance
wow . . . this is really good! i've never considered the possibility that Draco and Hermione could actually get together, but i can really picture your fic happening.
Author's Response: thanks so much for your review! I admit, I am a Dramione fan, even though I know how far-fetched it is. I\'m really glad you enjoyed it!
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: One-shot. Ron's been dead for some time now, and Harry is trying to join him. He misses his best friend. It's sort of a songfic, but different. It has quotes from different Evanescence songs.
I added 'Mental Disorders' because suicidal thoughts are usually considered so
Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Mental Disorders,
Self Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1085 |
Hits: 1643 |
Published: 05/12/07 |
Updated: 05/19/07
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Reviewer: liquid_silver Signed
Date: 05/19/07
Title: Chapter 1: Grieving
i loooove Evanescence! i'm amazed at how well you incorporated their songs into your fic. well done!
Author's Response: I\'ve loved Evanescnece since I was eleven. It was fun picking out bits and pieces of their songs. ~Servatis a pereculum. Servatis a maleficum.
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: A dark poem about the Second War and the horrors within. This is a slightly darker version of 'Ring Around The Rosies'.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 157 |
Hits: 1284 |
Published: 05/15/07 |
Updated: 05/16/07
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Reviewer: liquid_silver Signed
Date: 05/16/07
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
this is really good! i always hated how grisly the meaning behind that song was, but i can appreciate it more now that i've seen it applied to "Harry Potter."
Author's Response: I actually was morbidly fascinated with the meaning, and slightly shocked, but it made me feel better when it wasn\'t about disease for some strange reason. Yay, so glad you liked it!
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Ever wondered why Florean Fortescue was taken by the Death Eaters?
Lord Voldemort is on the quest to find the best, evilest flavour of ice cream, and he will stop at nothing to get it.
This is a very short, very silly and quite OOC little one-shot written as consolation for the fact that "E-Journal" is on hiatus. It's based on a prompt given to me by the ridiculously talented Inigoenigma.
Nominated for Best Humour fic in the Quicksilver Quills awards!
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1504 |
Hits: 3280 |
Published: 06/30/07 |
Updated: 07/06/07
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Reviewer: liquid_silver Signed
Date: 07/06/07
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One and Only!
this more than makes up for the wait for "E-Journals!"
Author's Response: Aw, thankies!
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Draco's redemption after sixth year takes a lifetime to come full circle.
Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Self Injury,
Substance Abuse,
Suicide
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1333 |
Hits: 4978 |
Published: 08/12/07 |
Updated: 08/12/07
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Reviewer: liquid_silver Signed
Date: 08/28/08
Title: Chapter 1: Shades of Grey
I love it! Draco's behavior was perfect; exactly how I'd imagine he would act if his eyes were suddenly opened to what a spoiled brat he'd been. And his eventual acceptance of Scorpius and Rose's union was flawless. Draco's changed so much, yet he's still retained his original character. I give it four stars!
Author's Response: Thanks so much for reading! I'm glad you enjoyed it!
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Sara Parker doesn't fully comprehend her feelings towards Hermione Granger yet...but she understand enough to know that a confession is in order.
A/N: By sexual content, I don't mean anything serious, other than a kiss and a risque stray thought, maybe. But I thought it's better to rate higher and be safe.
Categories: Femmeslash
Characters: None
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2539 |
Hits: 2868 |
Published: 09/05/07 |
Updated: 09/20/07
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Reviewer: liquid_silver Signed
Date: 09/15/08
Title: Chapter 1: Show Me Love
Aww, that's so sad! I feel so sorry for Sara, she's such a likable OC.
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: It’s all about the little things…
If you’ve ever missed somebody special, this is for you.
Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2588 |
Hits: 2281 |
Published: 10/22/07 |
Updated: 10/23/07
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Reviewer: liquid_silver Signed
Date: 09/21/08
Title: Chapter 1: Tomato Seeds
Beautiful. I almost cried at the end. I'm adding this to my favorite immediately.
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: When you love someone, the last thing you expect them to do is break your heart ... but it frequently happens. Salt-tears cannot express the pain that a heart crying blood feels. Yet, even though our torn and tattered hearts are in pieces, rattling sonorously around in the emptiness of our chests, we still love that 'someone' because no one and nothing can predict love ... It just happens.
For Rose Weasley, her impressions of her own “love” were shattered when she found out something she shouldn't have, something that made her wish for revenge ... something that made her unable to take it.
Categories: Same-Sex Pairings
Characters: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2129 |
Hits: 3147 |
Published: 10/28/07 |
Updated: 10/31/07
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Reviewer: liquid_silver Signed
Date: 09/06/08
Title: Chapter 1:
He Loves Him
This is beautiful. I could feel my heart breaking along with Rose's. It's a perfect example of how happiness for one person most often equals misery for another.
Great job!
Author's Response: Thank you very much for the lovely review. I'm thrilled that you were able to connect with my story. Such encouragement is seldom received online. *hugs*
Cheers!
~Julia
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Remus and Sirius share an awkward cup of tea.
One shot set during GOF.
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1705 |
Hits: 2670 |
Published: 11/21/07 |
Updated: 11/22/07
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Reviewer: liquid_silver Signed
Date: 09/13/08
Title: Chapter 1: Half Memories
Wow . . . this is your first fic? It's great! I really hope you keep writing; it would be a shame to deprive the MNFF community of more stories like this.
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Ever since the war ended, Theodore Nott has found little solace in anything, save for his Firewhiskey purchases. Due to happenings and circumstances, he runs into the most unlikely people and places, ones that may just be able to help him as he trundles along through life.
This is a story of pain, loss, regret, bitterness. This is a story of joy, laughter, forgiveness, hope. It's a story of second glances, second considerations, second chances. And first chances too.
Curriculum Vitae is Latin for:
The course of one’s life.
This story was the overall winner of the '07/'08 Winter Tales Challenge. It also took the 2009 QSQ award for Best Post-Hogwarts Chaptered story. I am as stunned as I am grateful. Thank you.
Categories: Post-Hogwarts
Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death,
Substance Abuse
Series: None
Chapters: 5 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 11762 |
Hits: 13673 |
Published: 12/12/07 |
Updated: 01/11/08
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Reviewer: liquid_silver Signed
Date: 09/07/08
Title: Chapter 3: And So It Continues
I thought you did great with Cho's characterization. I mean, she acts like the same person, without being as annoying and whiney as she was in the books.
Author's Response: Oh, thanks! That comment truly means a lot -- I wanted Cho to have grown up, but not to have changed completely. :)
Reviewer: liquid_silver Signed
Date: 09/08/08
Title: Chapter 5: And So It Ends
I really enjoyed this. It was absolutely perfect; the writing was seamless. And you ended it perfectly, with the goats. I give it two thumbs up!
Author's Response: Seamless? My writing? Wow, thanks so much! And how else could a story such as this have ended, if not with goats? :D