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06/03/09
Body of Work
There’s something for everyone, unless you like reading Snape romances, which I don’t write. Or Voldemort’s children. Or Snape’s children. You will, however, find two Snape/Lily and one Voldemort/Minerva poems. Other than these, I’ve written:
Completed Fics:
Alternate Universe: Going against Salazar’s Grain, Winner of 2011 QSQ for Best AU.
Dark/Angst: To Follow the Dark Lord, For I Am a Mother, Killing Meda’s Daughter, Him Alice and Me, Carousel, The Receding, Becoming Rita, On No One’s Side and Lacuna Mentis, Winner of 2011 QSQ for Best D/A.
Draco/Astoria: Because You Came, Winner of 2011 QSQ Best Canon Romance.
Femmeslash: Cut, Bleed, Susan, Hands That Fit, Desire And a Half.
Humour: I Like a Healthy Breeze Round My Privates, Bit of a Nasty Shock. Mmm. These are exactly about what you’re thinking.
Harry/Hermione: Over a Mug of Tea, Harmony. I have delusional friends whom I love.
Historical: Waiting, An Act of Love
James/Lily: Ain’t Love the Sweetest Thing, Always Come Back to You
Maleslash: In the Back of the Shack, At the End of It, Anchored, Something Strange
Marauder Era: A Tale of Six Perspectives, Wish You Were Here, Common Cold Won’t Keep Me Down, Always … But Not Who You Think
Next-Gen:
Non-pairing: Sunday Lunch with the Malfoys
Scorpius/Rose: Breaking Rules, Of Weasleys And Malfoys
Scorpius/Hugo: In the Back of the Shack, At the End of It, Anchored
Dominique/OC: Cut, Bleed
Lucy/Lorcan: Whirlwind
Post-Hogwarts: Seamus’ Break with a Banshee, Mirrors, A Splendid Fate, and The Substitute, Winner of 2011 Best Non-Canon Romance
Ted/Andromeda: Eternal Flight, Five Christmases, Soul Sister
Crack Pairings:
Ron/Mary Cattermole: The Substitute
James/Severus: Always … But Not Who You Think
Character Studies:
Rita Skeeter: Becoming Rita
Merope Gaunt: The Receding
Florean Fortescue: Florean Fortescue - An Unsung Hero
Albus Dumbledore: Going against Salazar’s Grain
Bill Weasley: Never too Late
Andrew Carlton, OC: Being Muggle with Rooney
Tom Riddle: Commencement
Mrs Zabini: Rendezvous with Mrs Zabini, Desire And a Half
Pansy Parkinson: Carousel
Molly Weasley: Knowing Who She Was, The Solitary Prewett
Poetry:
Snape/Lily: The Silver Doe, In Winter in My Head
Tom/Minerva: Spiral
Draco/Harry: Dreams Made of Green
Remus/Tonks: it might not be, but still
Hogwarts: The Battle of Hogwarts, May 2nd and The Clarion Call, Winner of 2010 QSQ Best Poetry
Lily Potter: The Gathering Storm and the Crib
Harry/Ginny: A Night of Love
Harry Potter: Memories Are Not Enough
Draco Malfoy: I Am Shame
Regulus Black: My Black Brother
Bellatrix and Narcissa: The Black Sisters
Bloody Baron/Grey Lady: Murder for Love
Hestia Jones (oh): Drive Your Car On
Draco/Hermione: The Other Woman
WIP/Abandoned:
A Marriage Made at Hogwarts: I’m afraid I won’t be continuing this. :/ I had completed it ages ago, but I lost the draft twice and I don’t have the heart or the motivation to finish it. Or delete it.
Before I Forget: A Maleslash featuring Regulus/Rabastan. I will definitely complete it next year.
One Day in the Life of: A Next-Gen fic featuring all the - well - Next-Gen kids. This too will be finished in the coming year.
Upcoming Fics:
As of now, I’m severely blocked. D: However, I am working on the following projects and both will be posted before 31st January of next year:
Songs, Lovers and Everything in Between: A string of post-Hogwarts romances featuring rarepairs.
Bill Weasley and the Temple of Lsulaph: An Alternate Universe as well as Parallel Universe crack!fic-cum-adventure featuring the most dashing Weasley to grace your consciousness along with twelve daredevil and powerful sisters. Together, they must defeat the evil sorcerer/non-Egyptian pharaoh Lsulaph, who has taken over the Incaff sisters’ kingdom.
UPDATE: If you're looking for Fireworks Inside, here's a link: http://clickysmut.livejournal.com/2930.html
That’s pretty much it. Hope you enjoy the stay!
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Happy endings? What are happy endings? They saved the world for the future, and the kids are here. Life, meanwhile, just goes on.
DISCLAIMER: I am not J.K.Rowling. I just wish she would hurry up and publish
The Scottish Book.
Categories: Next Generation
Characters: None
Warnings: Sexual Situations,
Slash,
Strong Profanity,
Substance Abuse
Series: None
Chapters: 2 |
Completed: No |
Words: 3928 |
Hits: 4429 |
Published: 02/04/11 |
Updated: 02/26/11
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Tom did love once; it just wasn't meant to last.
This poem placed third in the February
Apples and Oranges Challenge at Poetry Anyone. Features Tom Riddle/A Woman You All Know.
DISCLAIMER: I am not J.K.Rowling. She wouldn't write this silliness.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 341 |
Hits: 1654 |
Published: 02/09/11 |
Updated: 02/09/11
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: A poem for Harry/Hermione.
Thanks to
Jess for encouraging me to publish this.
I wrote this, not J.K.Rowling; she doesn't ship Harmony. :P
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 100 |
Hits: 1486 |
Published: 01/11/11 |
Updated: 01/16/11
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: The war changed a lot of people, and he was one of them. What he didn't know was that she was going to bring him back on Christmas Eve.
Thanks to
Carole for reading this over, and to
Cinderella Angelina for her prompt for the Badgery Secret Santa swap. Thanks also to
Lea for the perfume.
DISCLAIMER: I am not J.K.Rowling.
Categories: Post-Hogwarts
Characters: None
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 4268 |
Hits: 2320 |
Published: 01/11/11 |
Updated: 01/14/11
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: It was the last time for them, though he was yet to know.
Disclaimer:I am not J.K.Rowling; the characters and their world belong to her, though.
AU because these characters never kissed in canon. If you’ve seen the Deathly Hallows 1 movie, you might be able to understand what’s going on. ;)
This story won the QSQ for Best Non-Canon Romance in the One-shot categoery.
Categories: Post-Hogwarts
Characters: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe,
Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2442 |
Hits: 4398 |
Published: 12/27/10 |
Updated: 12/27/10
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Four moments from their life that brought them together.
This is Dinny's Christmas present for the 2010 Gryffindor Swap. And this is not what J.K.Rowling has been working on, no.
Categories: Next Generation
Characters: None
Warnings: Mild Profanity,
Substance Abuse
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 3824 |
Hits: 2824 |
Published: 12/25/10 |
Updated: 12/27/10
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: He thought he would get a fling, but ended up with a bit more than that.
DISCLAIMER: I am not J.K.Rowling. Thank you, Kara, for your help and encouragement, and the title as well.
Nominated for a QSQ in the Same Sex Pairing category.
Categories: Next Generation
Characters: None
Warnings: Sexual Situations,
Slash,
Strong Profanity
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2015 |
Hits: 2181 |
Published: 12/15/10 |
Updated: 12/15/10
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: I think of her as a sister.
The words rang clearly, loudly in his mind.
I think of her as a sister.
But did he?
Happy Birthday, Julia! You know you're one of the only two people on earth I'd do this for. :D
Thank you, Carole, for looking it over. And I am so not J.K.Rowling.
Nominated for a QSQ in the General Category.
Categories: Harry/Hermione
Characters: None
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2086 |
Hits: 6392 |
Published: 11/19/10 |
Updated: 11/21/10
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: He realises his brother was right.
Winner of Stage 2: Free Verse the Second Annual October Triathlon at Poetry Anyone. Nominated for a QSQ for Best Poetry.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 123 |
Hits: 2035 |
Published: 10/24/10 |
Updated: 10/25/10
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Five haikus for the Bloody Baron.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death,
Suicide,
Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 138 |
Hits: 1401 |
Published: 10/02/10 |
Updated: 10/11/10
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: She thought having her hair cut would make a difference. Unfortunately, she was right.
Warning: This story is originally rated 6th-7th year for language and sexual situations. The rating has been changed temporarily only because we're having some technical problem with stories that have higher ratings. So, please click at your own discretion.
Thanks to Carole for her excellent Brit-picking, sentences (heehee), and summary. Thanks also to Gina for agreeing to read through this, for all her suggestions and comments. And finally, to Kara and Lea for their support and encouragement.
DISCLAIMER: This isn’t J.K Rowling. This is a fanfic writer on a mission to submit to every category available on the archives.
Nominated for a QSQ in the Same Sex Pairing category.
Categories: Femmeslash
Characters: None
Warnings: Sexual Situations,
Strong Profanity
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 4062 |
Hits: 2823 |
Published: 09/28/10 |
Updated: 10/03/10
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: "Sometimes," said Dumbledore, "we sort too soon."
Originally writtten for TTB's ReSorting Challenge. Many, many thanks to Riham (padfoot_returns) for her wonderful work on this story. :D
This story won a 2011 QSQ for Best Alternate Universe in the one-shot category.
DISCLAIMER: I am not J.K.Rowling, though everything you recognise belongs to her. AU because Dumbledore was a Gryffindor. ;)
Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1189 |
Hits: 4439 |
Published: 08/11/10 |
Updated: 08/14/10
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: ‘I’m half and half,’ said Seamus. ‘Me dad’s a Muggle. Mam didn’t tell him she was a witch ’til after they were married. Bit of a nasty shock for him.’
You'd love to hear this story, wouldn't you?
Thanks to Emma (Amortentia_x) for the Irishpick! :D And I am not J.K.Rowling, though they all belong to her.
Nominated for a QSQ in the Best Humour category.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1050 |
Hits: 4608 |
Published: 08/10/10 |
Updated: 08/12/10
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: The war is over and people are rebuilding their life, happy and sad and grateful. But what about Draco?
Written for the End of an Era Challenge at PA (WON FIRST PLACE! YIPPIE!), and nominated for a QSQ for Best Poetry. :D Thanks!
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 184 |
Hits: 2176 |
Published: 07/25/10 |
Updated: 07/30/10
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: A poem written in honour of those who fought in the Battle of Hogwarts, May 2nd, 1998.
This poem won the Last Line Standing Challenge at Poetry Anyone. :) It also won a QSQ for Best Poetry. Thanks to Carole (Equinox Chick) for beta-ing this.
DISCLAIMER: Not J.K.Rowling, though I wish I was. Haha!
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 145 |
Hits: 1942 |
Published: 06/01/10 |
Updated: 06/06/10
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Rules.
How easy it was to break them.
All it took was a smile, a few good conversations, and some daredevilry on your part to take risks and do the impossible.
A birthday present for my e-bestie Jess (ToBeOrNotToBeAGryffindor), who always manages to make me laugh without even trying. Happy Birthday, love!
DISCLAIMER: Not J.K.Rowling. All characters belong to her.
Categories: Next Generation
Characters: None
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1196 |
Hits: 2864 |
Published: 06/01/10 |
Updated: 06/02/10
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: “Muggle women wear them, Archie, not the men, they wear this.”
Remember ol’ Archie from GOF? Well, now you’ll know why he refused to give up his flowery gown for a pair of trousers.
Written for the April Fool Challenge at the beta boards. Nominated for a QSQ in the Best Humour category. :D Many thanks to Rachel (lily_evans34) for her help with Latin.
DISCLAIMER: This is not J.K.Rowling, though characters you recognize and story premises belong to her.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Mild Profanity
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1060 |
Hits: 5507 |
Published: 05/29/10 |
Updated: 05/29/10
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Blast! The last time Big Joe cornered me, I had somehow turned his hair blue and scared him off. This time, I am not allowed to use magic or I’ll be expelled from school.
I don’t want to be beaten into pulp, though, do I? But – darn it – my wand is not in my pocket!
I am Andrew Carlton, Ravenclaw student, and nephew of Florean Fortescue, the ice-cream man of Diagon Alley. And I’m about to get the beating of my life.
This is hestiajones of Hufflepuff writing for the Character Clinic Triathlon, Round 3: Original Character. My chosen prompt is 2: Adventure during the Summer Holidays.
Many thanks to the original Brit Carole (Equinox Chick) for beta-ing this for me, for Huntingdon Hall and Oakdene, and for pork scratchings. Thanks to Lori (WeasleyMom) as well for the prank. Yes, the best pranksters are in Hufflepuff.
DISCLAIMER: I am not JK Rowling. Premises for story belongs to her, though Andy and Rooney are mine. ;)
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Strong Profanity,
Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 3307 |
Hits: 1380 |
Published: 05/28/10 |
Updated: 05/29/10
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: He had always been scared of the green-skinned fiend, but now that she was threatening someone precious to him, he had to stand up and fight.
This is hestiajones of Hufflepuff writing for Madam Pomfrey One-Shot Triathlon - Round Two: Minor Canon Characters
Many, many thanks to
Kara (Karaley Dargen) for beta-ting this for me at such short notice.
DISCLAIMER: Definitely not J.K.Rowling.
Categories: Post-Hogwarts
Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death,
Sexual Situations,
Strong Profanity,
Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2116 |
Hits: 1934 |
Published: 04/29/10 |
Updated: 05/09/10
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: War is looming right outside the door as a mother rocks her child to sleep.
A sonnet written for the
Diamond Challenge at PA. My chosen theme was
Innocence.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 111 |
Hits: 1888 |
Published: 04/24/10 |
Updated: 05/06/10
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