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06/03/09
Body of Work
There’s something for everyone, unless you like reading Snape romances, which I don’t write. Or Voldemort’s children. Or Snape’s children. You will, however, find two Snape/Lily and one Voldemort/Minerva poems. Other than these, I’ve written:
Completed Fics:
Alternate Universe: Going against Salazar’s Grain, Winner of 2011 QSQ for Best AU.
Dark/Angst: To Follow the Dark Lord, For I Am a Mother, Killing Meda’s Daughter, Him Alice and Me, Carousel, The Receding, Becoming Rita, On No One’s Side and Lacuna Mentis, Winner of 2011 QSQ for Best D/A.
Draco/Astoria: Because You Came, Winner of 2011 QSQ Best Canon Romance.
Femmeslash: Cut, Bleed, Susan, Hands That Fit, Desire And a Half.
Humour: I Like a Healthy Breeze Round My Privates, Bit of a Nasty Shock. Mmm. These are exactly about what you’re thinking.
Harry/Hermione: Over a Mug of Tea, Harmony. I have delusional friends whom I love.
Historical: Waiting, An Act of Love
James/Lily: Ain’t Love the Sweetest Thing, Always Come Back to You
Maleslash: In the Back of the Shack, At the End of It, Anchored, Something Strange
Marauder Era: A Tale of Six Perspectives, Wish You Were Here, Common Cold Won’t Keep Me Down, Always … But Not Who You Think
Next-Gen:
Non-pairing: Sunday Lunch with the Malfoys
Scorpius/Rose: Breaking Rules, Of Weasleys And Malfoys
Scorpius/Hugo: In the Back of the Shack, At the End of It, Anchored
Dominique/OC: Cut, Bleed
Lucy/Lorcan: Whirlwind
Post-Hogwarts: Seamus’ Break with a Banshee, Mirrors, A Splendid Fate, and The Substitute, Winner of 2011 Best Non-Canon Romance
Ted/Andromeda: Eternal Flight, Five Christmases, Soul Sister
Crack Pairings:
Ron/Mary Cattermole: The Substitute
James/Severus: Always … But Not Who You Think
Character Studies:
Rita Skeeter: Becoming Rita
Merope Gaunt: The Receding
Florean Fortescue: Florean Fortescue - An Unsung Hero
Albus Dumbledore: Going against Salazar’s Grain
Bill Weasley: Never too Late
Andrew Carlton, OC: Being Muggle with Rooney
Tom Riddle: Commencement
Mrs Zabini: Rendezvous with Mrs Zabini, Desire And a Half
Pansy Parkinson: Carousel
Molly Weasley: Knowing Who She Was, The Solitary Prewett
Poetry:
Snape/Lily: The Silver Doe, In Winter in My Head
Tom/Minerva: Spiral
Draco/Harry: Dreams Made of Green
Remus/Tonks: it might not be, but still
Hogwarts: The Battle of Hogwarts, May 2nd and The Clarion Call, Winner of 2010 QSQ Best Poetry
Lily Potter: The Gathering Storm and the Crib
Harry/Ginny: A Night of Love
Harry Potter: Memories Are Not Enough
Draco Malfoy: I Am Shame
Regulus Black: My Black Brother
Bellatrix and Narcissa: The Black Sisters
Bloody Baron/Grey Lady: Murder for Love
Hestia Jones (oh): Drive Your Car On
Draco/Hermione: The Other Woman
WIP/Abandoned:
A Marriage Made at Hogwarts: I’m afraid I won’t be continuing this. :/ I had completed it ages ago, but I lost the draft twice and I don’t have the heart or the motivation to finish it. Or delete it.
Before I Forget: A Maleslash featuring Regulus/Rabastan. I will definitely complete it next year.
One Day in the Life of: A Next-Gen fic featuring all the - well - Next-Gen kids. This too will be finished in the coming year.
Upcoming Fics:
As of now, I’m severely blocked. D: However, I am working on the following projects and both will be posted before 31st January of next year:
Songs, Lovers and Everything in Between: A string of post-Hogwarts romances featuring rarepairs.
Bill Weasley and the Temple of Lsulaph: An Alternate Universe as well as Parallel Universe crack!fic-cum-adventure featuring the most dashing Weasley to grace your consciousness along with twelve daredevil and powerful sisters. Together, they must defeat the evil sorcerer/non-Egyptian pharaoh Lsulaph, who has taken over the Incaff sisters’ kingdom.
UPDATE: If you're looking for Fireworks Inside, here's a link: http://clickysmut.livejournal.com/2930.html
That’s pretty much it. Hope you enjoy the stay!
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Harry finally arrives at Godric Hollow, but memories are all he finds.
This was written for the
Magic in Music Challenge in Poetry Anyone, and it came SECOND. My chosen piece was
Harry and Hermione by Nicholas Hooper (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince soundtrack).
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 109 |
Hits: 1773 |
Published: 04/15/10 |
Updated: 04/23/10
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Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: A night to forget everything else; a night to remember.
Dedicated to Harry/Ginny.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 124 |
Hits: 305 |
Published: 04/04/10 |
Updated: 04/15/10
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Severus waits alone in a park to make the ultimate choice - Voldemort or Love? But, of course, Severus can decide only when
he gets there first.
I thank my LJ pals for their love, support and sense of humour.
DISCLAIMER: I am not J.K.Rowling; she would be mortified if she read this.
Categories: Same-Sex Pairings
Characters: None
Warnings: Sexual Situations,
Strong Profanity
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1284 |
Hits: 3438 |
Published: 03/08/10 |
Updated: 03/17/10
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: He had been meandering though the distance for ages, unsure of what she would say in the final moment.
Song lyrics taken from U2’s
The Sweetest Thing. And I am not J.K.Rowling.
Categories: James/Lily
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2532 |
Hits: 3112 |
Published: 03/13/10 |
Updated: 03/13/10
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Black daughters are born and raised to marry wealthy pureblood wizards, but Andromeda broke all the rules. This is the story of why, how and when she fell in love with the man she defied traditions for.
This is hestiajones of Hufflepuff writing for the February Challenge - Forbidden Love. And AHEM! It won the fisrt place. ;)
Many thanks to
Apurva (DracoGurlFurever) for her quick and excellent work, and also to Bine
luinrina for her patience. Plus, I am not J.K.Rowling. *sigh*
Categories: Other Pairing
Characters: None
Warnings: Sexual Situations,
Strong Profanity
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 8870 |
Hits: 2209 |
Published: 02/24/10 |
Updated: 02/27/10
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Ted and Andromeda have just eloped. So, they dance.
A songfic featuring
Hey, Soul Sister by Train. Written for
SBBC December Activity, using
Kat's (Mistletoe) prompt.
This prompt came second in the challenge. :D And I am not J.K.Rowling --->DISCLAIMER.
Categories: Other Pairing
Characters: None
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 992 |
Hits: 2205 |
Published: 02/08/10 |
Updated: 02/13/10
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: : Remembering the forgotten ice-cream man of Diagon Alley.
This is hestiajones of Hufflepuff writing for the Stirring prompt of the Winter Snows Challenge at the beta boards
Thanks to
Elene (CoolCatElly) for beta-ing this. And
Jess (ToBeOrNotToBeAGryffindor) and
Carole(Equinox Chick), where would I be without your help?
Disclaimer: This is not J.K.Rowling. However, this is someone who wishes she was J.K.Rowling.
Categories: Post-Hogwarts
Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death,
Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2779 |
Hits: 2540 |
Published: 02/04/10 |
Updated: 02/06/10
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Bill Weasley was the coolest, the most accomplished, and in many ways, the wisest among the Weasley siblings. But he also got something which no other Weasley did – a cursed letter sent by a mysterious pen-pal that made his ears shrivel up. This is the story behind that unfortunate incident.
This is hestiajones of Hufflepuff writing for the final task of the Winter Character Exploration Class over at the beta-boards.
Thanks to two BRILLIANT GIRLS who made this one-shot possible – Jess (
ToBeOrNotToBeAGryffindor), who took care of all the technical errors and saved me from besmirching the Portuguese language, and Carole (
Equinox Chick) who rescued me with her feedback on the writing and also with Briticisms.
DISCLAIMER So not J.K.Rowling.
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Mild Profanity
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 4533 |
Hits: 1574 |
Published: 01/23/10 |
Updated: 01/24/10
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: One shot featuring James Potter, star Chaser of Gryffindor Quidditch Team, in action.
Submitted for James Week in MWPP Class at the Boards.
DISCLAIMER: Not J.K.Rowling
Categories: Marauder Era
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1586 |
Hits: 2247 |
Published: 12/25/09 |
Updated: 01/03/10
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: It took four Christmases for Andromeda Black and Ted Tonks to get together.
Thanks to my wonderful beta,
Sarah (Sapphire at Dawn) for her wonderful edits and for catching all the Americanism, and to
Greenius (greennotebook) for her help.
This one-shot is dedicated to
Amanda (ahattab33), who taught me that romance is pretty much an essential part of one’s life, and of one’s writing. This is my Christmas gift for you, twin.
DISCLAIMER: Definitely not J.K.Rowling.
This one-shot has been turned into an audiofic. If you're interested in listening, here's the link: http://audiofiction.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=563693
This story has recently been nominated for a QSQ, Canon Romance. :D
Categories: Other Pairing
Characters: None
Warnings: Mild Profanity,
Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 3111 |
Hits: 2300 |
Published: 12/23/09 |
Updated: 12/26/09
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: The whoosh of a speeding Bludger was followed by the scream of a female voice.
Slytherin Chaser Armis Berkley was knocked off her broom, and she fell through the air.
James Potter, Gryffindor Chaser, gripped his broom and sped towards the falling body, even though he knew he’d never reach her in time.
Severus Snape blanched. Berkley always pestered him in the common room, asking him to help her with Charms homework.
Sirius Orion Black jumped up from his seat as the rest of the spectators did. A single obscene curse escaped his lips.
Peter Pettigrew prayed.
Dear God, please don’t…no…no…
Lily Evans gasped as an odd monotonous sound rang in her ears.
Remus John Lupin shuddered involuntarily.
DUMBLEDORE!
This is hestiajones of Hufflepuff writing for the final in the MWPP class on the Beta Boards. This story has just been nominated for a QSQ in the Best Marauder Era category. :D Thanks!
DISCLAIMER: So not J.K.Rowling.
Categories: Marauder Era
Characters: None
Warnings: Mild Profanity
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 3400 |
Hits: 3174 |
Published: 12/20/09 |
Updated: 12/22/09
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Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: No one needed to die to go to heaven. It was a truth, and Merope Gaunt knew it.
THANKS to the amazing
AMANDA (ahattab33) for beta-ing this. You were scintillating. ;)
This is hestiajones of Hufflepuff writing for Watching the Mirror final one-shot. This story has just been nominated for QSQs in Best Dark/Angsty and Best History. :D
DISCLAIMER: I am not J.K.Rowling.
Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Sexual Situations,
Strong Profanity
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 4091 |
Hits: 369 |
Published: 12/05/09 |
Updated: 12/08/09
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Summary: Friends or family? One brother chooses the first, the other the second – and their choices tore them apart. Yet Regulus never hated Sirius.
This songfic was written for
MWPP Week Two Assignment on Timeline Errors. The song is
Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd.
DISCLAIMER: I am not J.K.Rowling. Although everything you can recognize belongs to her.
Categories: Marauder Era
Characters: None
Warnings: Mild Profanity
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2428 |
Hits: 1998 |
Published: 11/10/09 |
Updated: 11/15/09
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Severus casts his Patronus and remembers the one woman he ever loved...
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 108 |
Hits: 1549 |
Published: 10/13/09 |
Updated: 10/23/09
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Not all Slytherins were planning to join forces with the Dark Lord. Daphne Greengrass was one of them, and so she tells her sister.
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Substance Abuse
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2020 |
Hits: 1834 |
Published: 10/11/09 |
Updated: 10/20/09
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Rita Skeeter is an infamous journalist whose "savage quill has punctured many inflated reputations." But was she always like the annoying pest who Harry knows? What about her story? How did she become the Rita Skeeter we all love to hate?
This is hestiajones of Hufflepuff House writing for the Untold Story Challenge. It won the challenge, and has been nominated recently for a QSQ in Best General category. :D
Thanks to
Fresca (Colores) for betaing! You really helped me give the story a coherent whole. And to
Carole (Equinox Chick) too, for the “revenge against the ex” tip. :D
DISCLAIMER: All characters and premises belong to J.K.Rowling. However, the Corner brothers, Simon Rosier and the Thorntons are mine. ;)
Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Mild Profanity,
Sexual Situations,
Substance Abuse,
Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 9987 |
Hits: 3426 |
Published: 10/13/09 |
Updated: 10/17/09
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Draco Malfoy and Ronald Weasley loathed each other at Hogwarts, and little has changed over the years. No one in their right wand would have ever expected them to become in-laws. But Hogwarts is a funny place where many things become possible. And now, everyone has to accept it – Scorpius Malfoy and Rose Weasley are getting married today…
Categories: Next Generation
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 |
Completed: No |
Words: 6540 |
Hits: 5872 |
Published: 08/24/09 |
Updated: 10/14/09
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Molly Prewett is on her way to Hogwarts as a first year student. Which house does she get Sorted in?
This story won second place in the In-House Back to Hogwarts Challenge.
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 3047 |
Hits: 2109 |
Published: 09/29/09 |
Updated: 09/29/09
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: To prove her loyalty to the her master's cause, Bellatrix Lestrange will go to any length. And killing Meda's daughter? That was now a personal challenge...
Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death,
Mild Profanity,
Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2852 |
Hits: 2093 |
Published: 09/13/09 |
Updated: 09/15/09
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Voldemort and the Death Eaters are waiting for Harry Potter in the clearing. Among those present is a woman, Narcissa Malfoy, who is considering her family’s fate. Then, Harry Potter comes and the Dark Lord casts the Killing Curse...yet, Harry, as Narcissa finds out, is not dead. Why does she decide to lie for him?
Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1217 |
Hits: 2518 |
Published: 08/23/09 |
Updated: 08/28/09
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