lmcayton [
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05/30/07
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Well, I'm a 15 year old Ohioan who has way too much time on her hands, and Obsessive Harry Potter disorder. I also like Lurlene McDaniel and am getting ready to read the Twilight series. Okay, the Buckeyes and Bengals RULE!! Also, as you can plainly tell from the avatar, I support organ and tissue donation, my grandfather is alive because of it. Hate smoking. That's never gonna change because i refuse to die from Emphysema, like so many of my ancestors.I can't stand drinking and driving, or drugs, period. I hate what happens when people do these things. My profile is long so please be patient and read. ;) I am the middle of five children, the oldest of which(brother) has three daughters with another little boy on the way.I'm a high school sophomore, though you don't get to know where. :P. I'm short (like5'2") normal weight, and an animal lover. I'm the weirdest one in my little group of friends. This is saying something, trust me. :) I like to read, write fanfiction(duh), get on the computer, listen to music, and sleep. Unfortunately, neither Sarah nor I recently have had much time to write... Sarah b/c of her majorly competitive show choir.. me because of all the advanced classes I am taking... stupid AP US history. :P ~Lauren
Yes, apologies.... seriously though, my choir is really busy. But Lauren has another account on fanfiction.net- miss sophie potter.... she doesn't update as much as she should, but who has the time? Anyway, I might be borrowing that account to write a songfic sometime soon. Anyone heard of Michael Buble´? Well, we have homework to do and finals to study for...
~Sarah
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If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
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If you thinkSnape is GOOD, copy this into your profile.
If you are a Jack Sparrow fan, copy this into your profile.
If you hate Paris Hilton, copy this into your profile.
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I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt!
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
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If you think that people should stop saying Barack Obama is a terrorist because of his middle name, copy and paste this into your profile!
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear I am the man who fears that I will never be able to be myself, to be free of this secret because I wont risk loosing my family and friends.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didnt have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I dont believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends im a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to teach me a lesson
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG REPOST THIS
‘In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how?)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought?...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)’ from the profile of Fizzgig and Ragamuffin
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you’re one of the 2 percent who hasn’t, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.
Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don’t know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature’s Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, MissyQuill, Miss Sophie Potter
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
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-If you’ve been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
-If you don’t watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
You know you live in 2008 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don’t have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You’d rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you’re laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.
It is a mistake to think that you can solve any major problems just with potatoes." -Douglas Adams
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
Please pass it on.
Quotes:
"It's better to fail in originality, than to succed in imitation."- Herman Melville
"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon, doesn't mean we all do."- Hermione Granger
"I drank some magic potion, and now I'm sexy"- Donkey(Shrek2)Ain't got no grills
"When you're forced to stand alone, you realize what you have in you."- Uma Thurman
"Don't make me come down there!"- God(yeah, not a direct quote, but still really funny;)
"I smile because I have no idea what's going on."- a tee shirt my freind had on
"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything"- Marlyn Monroe
"If you're a bird, I'm a bird."- Noah in 'The Notebook'
"I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not."-Kurt Coban
"Live.Laugh.Love."- A door hanger a Wal-Mart
"Ain't got no grills, but I still wear braces"-Weird Al in "White and Nerdy"
"Spiderpig, Spiderpig. Does whatever a spiderpig does. Can he swing from a web? No he can't, he's a pig.Look out he's a spiderpig!"- Homer Simpson
"Even the best fall down sometimes."- Howie Day" Collide"
"Go Wildcats!"- Mayor of my Town
'you- complete- arse- Ronald- Weasely!' - Hermione Granger
(Hi! my name is Sarah. B. I am Lauren's alternate personality. I do not live in Ohio anymore... go Hoosiers! :) I also have OHPD and LOVE to read- constantly-I also read this series called twilight- its good. but HP is better. I play soccer and am in show choir. I am the bookish but still one of very weird ones in our little circle. I am 15, going on 16 and I am about 5'7" My fave author on fanfiction is Vindictus Viridian. I am now a sophomore! yeah!!
OMG- Sarah's so weird, but i love her anywayz!!! The weirdest would have to be Sarah T., she's short, blonde haired and blue eyed. We call her the nazi because she's in
German Club. : ).Not that we have anything against German club people... just to tease her. :)
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