Habib [
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03/25/05
I was born in the magical land of Jordan, to a father who was a religious member of Hezbollah's militant sect and a mother who, while possessing only one leg, was still known for the fastest 100 meter dash in all the Middle East. Eighteen years ago, when I was but a 12 year old lad fresh from my mother's teat, both of my parents were killed in a horrifyingly tragic, but ultimately hilarious, misunderstanding involving a band of travelling midgets and a poorly timed, spontaneous rendition of the Oompa Loompa song. Now I like Harry Potter.
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