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04/06/05

Patrony Bologna you ask? I was listening to PoA on tape while baking about a zillion christmas treats a couple years back. As usual, moms tend to multi-multi-task, I made Pasta Roni for lunch to which my son was less than pleased. Add to the mix an Oscar Mayer Bologna commercial that had been excessively ran. Stir well in the mind of a perceptive three year old and you get exclaimations of Expecto Patrony Bologna for the next two months.

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Salvation by PatronyBologna

Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: Life is everchanging. Expect the unexpected. Secrets are revealed and assumptions are made.

Power The Dark Lord Knows Not by PatronyBologna

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Post OotP:

His vision blurred by blood and the lack of glasses he willed himself to his desk grabbing for his quill, ink, and parchment. Unable to stand, he slumped back down to the floor. Hands shaking wildly, he managed to write one word.

The wait is over...

“You know what they say, keep your friends close and your enemies even closer.” Ron turned the page for Hermione and scanned the list of cruel and unusual jinxes and spells that he thought were a shoo-in for an unforgivable.

~Patrony :)<

Underneath It All by PatronyBologna

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Things are never what they seem. Somewhere, underneath it all, lies the truth. Getting there is the hard part.

Butterbeer And Chocolate Cake by PatronyBologna

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Set in HBP: Hermione and Ginny escape the Great Hall for some solitude. Misery loves company. A bottle of butterbeer, a heafty slice of chocolate cake, and an unexpected visitor put the last few months in perspective. Sometimes funny and often heartfelt, Butterbeer And Chocolate Cake takes the sting out of cupids misplaced arrows.