Titles
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: It starts as a ridiculous, mostly fallacious student rumor: Filch flirting with Madam Pince in the Restricted Section. To the sex-crazed fifth years, no doubt, even the most civil conversation looks like a front for a torrid affair… not that anyone would want to imagine the dried-up librarian and the jowly grouch of a caretaker, well,
doing it. Ew.
But when the rumor reaches the teachers’ lounge, closet romantics Minerva McGonagall and Charity Burbage can’t help formulating a plan. It’s about time those two got some, and they intend to make it happen. With a little help from the writings of one William Shakespeare (a very intelligent Muggle indeed) and some bribing of the castle paintings, they set out to make two people – a man in love with his cat and a woman in love with her books – fall in love with each other…
…just in time for the Yule Ball.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 |
Completed: No |
Words: 7323 |
Hits: 16157 |
Published: 08/11/11 |
Updated: 06/10/12
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Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: She was a girl with dreams in her head. Dreams that people said would come to nothing.
He was a boy with brains to spare. But quiet so no one knew.
Orla Quirke and Stewart Ackerley. Two Ravenclaws with nothing in common except their house.
In their fourth year, everything changed.
This is a birthday present for the wonderful, lovely, amazing Alex (welshdevondragon) who has been a superb friend over the past year (and I hope for many more).
Disclaimer: I am not JK Rowling, but my Spag Bol is sublime.
(Note about the warnings. They are a precaution only.)
Categories: Other Pairing
Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death,
Non-Consensual Sex,
Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1989 |
Hits: 632 |
Published: 06/10/12 |
Updated: 06/10/12
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Sirius is on the run from Azkaban -- with a little help from the toads.
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 4503 |
Hits: 1434 |
Published: 05/29/12 |
Updated: 06/09/12
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Rated: Professors •
Summary: My sisters were the beautiful ones, the ones with the world open to them, and I was the one who climbed trees and didn’t pay attention when they scratched me until I was covered in blood and it was already too late. The trees had given me a bit of their sap to staunch the flow, and in doing so had turned me into a wild thing, something that should have been free, but was caged forever, tied down by life.
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 5517 |
Hits: 260 |
Published: 08/09/09 |
Updated: 06/07/12
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Rated: Professors •
Summary: Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy attend the Wizarding University of Paris the year after they graduate from Hogwarts. This is a sequel to the Dragon Does the Tickling, where Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy complete their seventh year at Hogwarts after the war.
Categories: Hermione/Draco
Characters: None
Warnings: Epilogue? What Epilogue?,
Sexual Situations,
Strong Profanity
Series: None
Chapters: 39 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 140951 |
Hits: 64944 |
Published: 06/09/11 |
Updated: 06/06/12
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Rose Weasley is a proud Gryffindor. She's a Prefect, top in all her classes, and the teachers and students love her. But then she starts talking with Scorpius Malfoy, the son of her parents rival. What will they say when they find out she's friends with him? Or worse, she might even have feelings for him?
Categories: Next Generation
Characters: None
Warnings: Mild Profanity
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: No |
Words: 1764 |
Hits: 1461 |
Published: 05/29/12 |
Updated: 06/05/12
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Fred and George make their way through life with purpose and passion, fearing nothing.
This
prose poem was written for the Random Song Challenge in Poetry Anyone? It came second!!!!!
Thank you Julia for setting such inspiring challenges.
Disclaimer: I'm not JK Rowling.
To my delight and surprise, this poem won the 2012 QSQ for Best Poetry. Thank youuu.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 161 |
Hits: 2651 |
Published: 06/05/12 |
Updated: 06/05/12
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Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: “They locked me up. Told me you weren’t real, told me I’d imagined you, told me you were no better than a voice in my head.â€
“I am real. And if I wasn’t, I wouldn’t let you wake up.â€
The Ravenclaw boy and the mad, quiet Slytherin girl.
Inspired by the Taylor Swift and Civil Wars song
Safe and Sound.This is a slightly belated birthday present for the wonderful Jess/ToBeOrNotToBeGryffindor. She is someone I feel very lucky to call a friend, and hope she has a fantastic year.Nominated for the 2012 Best Non-Canon Romance and Best Dark/Angsty Quicksilver Quills.
Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Dubious Consent,
Mental Disorders,
Self Injury,
Sexual Situations,
Strong Profanity
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 4008 |
Hits: 823 |
Published: 06/05/12 |
Updated: 06/05/12
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: The Prefects' bathroom is one of the many privileges available to Lily Evans and James Potter in their final year at Hogwarts. They certainly take full advantage of it in good times and bad. However, in the bad times, they find themselves needing the retreat it provides more than ever.
Categories: James/Lily
Characters: None
Warnings: Mild Profanity,
Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1106 |
Hits: 5824 |
Published: 05/29/12 |
Updated: 06/04/12
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Elphinstone Urquart doesn't listen to sense, or rejection, because he's seeking an answer. One that sounds good to his ears.
Dedication: For Etsuko, my Japanese spirit.
For Ruth, James’s Ruthie, who taught me to read.
And, to the old man who just left us, James, who introduced me to Ernest Hemingway and said I belong with the girls in the Roaring Twenties. I walked the wrong road.
And, lastly, to my friend, Akay (padfootpatronus), who has held my hand through all of it. I love you all and miss you all.
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death,
Mild Profanity,
Sexual Situations,
Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 2 |
Completed: No |
Words: 5827 |
Hits: 3490 |
Published: 05/05/12 |
Updated: 06/04/12
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Rated: Professors •
Summary: When they meet on the Hogwarts Express, she never expects to make her first friend so soon, let alone lose her before dinner has been served.
Sometimes, there are lines that refuse to be crossed.
Categories: Femmeslash
Characters: None
Warnings: Sexual Situations,
Strong Profanity
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 3529 |
Hits: 548 |
Published: 06/03/12 |
Updated: 06/03/12
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: The war is over, but going on with life is another war in itself.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 112 |
Hits: 1178 |
Published: 06/03/12 |
Updated: 06/03/12
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: The note arrived on his desk without fanfare, so when he opened it, Harry had no idea its contents would change his life.
If he had known, would he still have read?
For the note was from Malfoy. Harry had something of his, and he wanted it back.
Disclaimer: I am not JK Rowling. I am not even a pale imitation.
This story is for the marvellously wonderful and kickass Jess (ToBeOrNotToBeAGryffindor) who despite her long username deserves muchos amour today on her birthday. ~ Enjoy!
Rating temporarily lowered because of a prissy glitch. This story is 6th-7th.
Categories: Harry/Draco
Characters: None
Warnings: Sexual Situations,
Strong Profanity
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 8067 |
Hits: 4552 |
Published: 06/02/12 |
Updated: 06/02/12
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Rated: Professors •
Summary: In her seventh year, Katie Bell knew what it was like to fear death. A year later, she learnt what it was like to see it in front of her. Nothing she had ever experienced had prepared her to deal with the aftermath of that. And then he came.
Caught in a whirlwind of Quidditch, heartbreak, and a rivalry, Katie struggled with her jumbled mess of feelings, one of which she hadn't expected but was growing certain that she could never live without.
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Oh my freaking Salazar! This story WON TWO 2011 Quicksilver Quill Awards: Best Post-Hogwarts Story and Best Non-Canon Romance Story. *flail*
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This (late) update was brought to you by the (belated) birthday of the ever-lovely Hannah / h_vic. She is a star and an excellent friend!
Categories: Post-Hogwarts
Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death,
Sexual Situations,
Strong Profanity,
Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 12 |
Completed: No |
Words: 80503 |
Hits: 7640 |
Published: 09/20/10 |
Updated: 06/01/12
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Through the tiny, barred windows of Azkaban, Sirius Black sees a man approaching the prison.
This is majestic_ginny of Hufflepuff writing for the Illustration for Inspiration Challenge 2012 over at the Great Hall.
Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death,
Mental Disorders
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1800 |
Hits: 1533 |
Published: 05/27/12 |
Updated: 06/01/12
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: James Potter was not the only child of two older parents, as everyone thought. He had a twin sister, who fell in love with his best friend. What if Harry had a cousin, two years younger than him? Follow the story of Iris Lily Potter as she takes on her first year at Hogwarts.
And I can not thank my lovely beta, BrokenPromise, enough.
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe,
Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 2 |
Completed: No |
Words: 2583 |
Hits: 3709 |
Published: 03/14/12 |
Updated: 06/01/12
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: This one was inspired by Lily's Theme from the Deathly Hallows Part 2 soundtrack, which I have been listening to on repeat for days. It's about Petuina reflecting on her feelings about Lily after she learns of her death.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 237 |
Hits: 1468 |
Published: 05/24/12 |
Updated: 05/31/12
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary:
So be left to linger in an everlasting sleep...
In which death is nonexistent, and life cannot be reached.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: Mental Disorders
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: No |
Words: 115 |
Hits: 1381 |
Published: 05/23/12 |
Updated: 05/30/12
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: (AU following OotP) When Ginny stumbles upon a young Tom Riddle passed out in a remote Hogwarts passageway, she resolves to have nothing to do with him. However, as he becomes more entangled in her life, Ginny is drawn into protecting Riddle from himself - if she can first protect herself from him.
Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe
Series: None
Chapters: 4 |
Completed: No |
Words: 9309 |
Hits: 11894 |
Published: 11/15/10 |
Updated: 05/30/12
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