Summary: What exactly does one get the Most-Supreme-Head-Death Eater for Christmas? Especially for 12 days? Find out!
From Scheherazade of Hufflepuff for the "12 Days of Christmas Challenge."
Categories: Humor Fics Characters: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 666
Read: 2436
Published: 12/08/05
Updated: 12/08/05
1. A Death Eater Holiday by Scheherazade
A Death Eater Holiday by Scheherazade
On the First day of Christmas, the Death Eaters gave to me, (Tom Riddle, a.k.a. Lord Voldemort):
a poisonous Basilisk in a pear tree. (Go my pretty! Kill! Kill!)
On the Second day of Christmas, The Death Eaters gave to me,
2 Weasley-style sweaters (Oh, not those God forsaken things!),
and a poisonous Basilisk in a pear tree.
On the Third day of Christmas, The Death Eaters gave to me,
3 slightly neurotic snakes (Nagini, family of yours?),
2 Weasley-style sweaters,
and a poisonous Basilisk in a pear tree.
On the Fourth day of Christmas, The Death Eaters gave to me,
4 remaining Horcruxes (Aha! Let's see that prat Potter find them now!),
3 slightly neurotic snakes,
2 Weasley-style sweaters,
and a poisonous Basilisk in a pear tree.
On the Fifth day of Christmas, The Death Eaters gave to me,
5 captured Order members (The Order thinks they're so hoity-toity now!),
4 remaining Horcruxes,
3 slightly neurotic snakes,
2 Weasley-style sweaters,
and a poisonous Basilisk in a pear tree.
On the Sixth day of Christmas, The Death Eaters gave to me,
6 destroyed Muggle cities (*sniff* I'm so proud of my Death Eaters),
5 captured Order members,
4 remaining Horcruxes,
3 slightly neurotic snakes,
2 Weasley-style sweaters,
and a poisonous Basilisk in a pear tree.
On the Seventh day of Christmas, The Death Eaters gave to me,
7 written Death Threats for one Mr. Potter (Eeeexcellent!)
6 destroyed Muggle cities,
5 captured Order members,
4 remaining Horcruxes,
3 slightly neurotic snakes,
2 Weasley-style sweaters,
and a poisonous Basilisk in a pear tree.
On the Eighth day of Christmas, The Death Eaters gave to me,
8 evil schemes-a-brewing (Now if only I could enable them.),
7 written Death Threats for one Mr. Potter,
6 destroyed Muggle cities,
5 captured Order members,
4 remaining Horcruxes,
3 slightly neurotic snakes,
2 Weasley-style sweaters,
and a poisonous Basilisk in a pear tree.
On the Ninth day of Christmas, The Death Eaters gave to me,
9 Death Eater's dancing (NOT a pretty sight!),
8 evil schemes-a-brewing,
7 written Death Threats for one Mr. Potter,
6 destroyed Muggle cities,
5 captured Order members,
4 remaining Horcruxes,
3 slightly neurotic snakes,
2 Weasley-style sweaters,
and a poisonous Basilisk in a pear tree.
On the Tenth day of Christmas, The Death Eaters gave to me,
10 Dark Lords-a-leaping (I prefer my feet firmly on the ground, thank you!),
9 Death Eater's dancing,
8 evil schemes-a-brewing,
7 written Death Threats for one Mr. Potter,
6 destroyed Muggle cities,
5 captured Order members,
4 remaining Horcruxes,
3 slightly neurotic snakes,
2 Weasley-style sweaters,
and a poisonous Basilisk in a pear tree.
On the Eleventh day of Christmas, The Death Eaters gave to me,
11 drunken Dementors (Oh the humanity!),
10 Dark Lords-a-leaping,
9 Death Eater's dancing,
8 evil schemes-a-brewing,
7 written Death Threats for one Mr. Potter,
6 destroyed Muggle cities,
5 captured Order members,
4 remaining Horcruxes,
3 slightly neurotic snakes,
2 Weasley-style sweaters,
and a poisonous Basilisk in a pear tree.
On the Twelfth day of Christmas, The Death Eaters gave to me,
12 angry werewolves (damn you, Fenrir!),
11 drunken Dementors,
10 Dark Lords-a-leaping,
9 Death Eater's dancing,
8 evil schemes-a-brewing,
7 written Death Threats for one Mr. Potter,
6 destroyed Muggle cities,
5 captured Order members,
4 remaining Horcruxes,
3 slightly neurotic snakes,
2 Weasley-style sweaters,
and a poisonous Basilisk in a pear tree.
Merry Christmas and an Avada Kedavra to you!
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