On the Second day of Christmas, The Death Eaters gave to me,
and a poisonous Basilisk in a pear tree.
On the Third day of Christmas, The Death Eaters gave to me,
2 Weasley-style sweaters,
and a poisonous Basilisk in a pear tree.
On the Fourth day of Christmas, The Death Eaters gave to me,
3 slightly neurotic snakes,
2 Weasley-style sweaters,
and a poisonous Basilisk in a pear tree.
On the Fifth day of Christmas, The Death Eaters gave to me,
4 remaining Horcruxes,
3 slightly neurotic snakes,
2 Weasley-style sweaters,
and a poisonous Basilisk in a pear tree.
On the Sixth day of Christmas, The Death Eaters gave to me,
5 captured Order members,
4 remaining Horcruxes,
3 slightly neurotic snakes,
2 Weasley-style sweaters,
and a poisonous Basilisk in a pear tree.
On the Seventh day of Christmas, The Death Eaters gave to me,
6 destroyed Muggle cities,
5 captured Order members,
4 remaining Horcruxes,
3 slightly neurotic snakes,
2 Weasley-style sweaters,
and a poisonous Basilisk in a pear tree.
On the Eighth day of Christmas, The Death Eaters gave to me,
7 written Death Threats for one Mr. Potter,
6 destroyed Muggle cities,
5 captured Order members,
4 remaining Horcruxes,
3 slightly neurotic snakes,
2 Weasley-style sweaters,
and a poisonous Basilisk in a pear tree.
On the Ninth day of Christmas, The Death Eaters gave to me,
8 evil schemes-a-brewing,
7 written Death Threats for one Mr. Potter,
6 destroyed Muggle cities,
5 captured Order members,
4 remaining Horcruxes,
3 slightly neurotic snakes,
2 Weasley-style sweaters,
and a poisonous Basilisk in a pear tree.
On the Tenth day of Christmas, The Death Eaters gave to me,
9 Death Eater's dancing,
8 evil schemes-a-brewing,
7 written Death Threats for one Mr. Potter,
6 destroyed Muggle cities,
5 captured Order members,
4 remaining Horcruxes,
3 slightly neurotic snakes,
2 Weasley-style sweaters,
and a poisonous Basilisk in a pear tree.
On the Eleventh day of Christmas, The Death Eaters gave to me,
10 Dark Lords-a-leaping,
9 Death Eater's dancing,
8 evil schemes-a-brewing,
7 written Death Threats for one Mr. Potter,
6 destroyed Muggle cities,
5 captured Order members,
4 remaining Horcruxes,
3 slightly neurotic snakes,
2 Weasley-style sweaters,
and a poisonous Basilisk in a pear tree.
On the Twelfth day of Christmas, The Death Eaters gave to me,
11 drunken Dementors,
10 Dark Lords-a-leaping,
9 Death Eater's dancing,
8 evil schemes-a-brewing,
7 written Death Threats for one Mr. Potter,
6 destroyed Muggle cities,
5 captured Order members,
4 remaining Horcruxes,
3 slightly neurotic snakes,
2 Weasley-style sweaters,
and a poisonous Basilisk in a pear tree.
Merry Christmas and an Avada Kedavra to you!