Sonnets for Voldemort by Flobberworm93

Summary: A collection of sonnets that would be very, very fun to read to Voldy, that is, if you don't mind the getting killed part. If you don't know, a sonnet is a short fourteen-line poem that takes less than thirty seconds to read. I know. I timed myself. It's great for people with short attention spans. If you have a really short attention span, read a haiku.

Ratings: 1st-2nd Years [ - ]
Category: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Challenge:
Serie: None
Chapters: 6 Completed?: No
Wordcount: 668 Viewcount: 17517
Published on: 06/08/06 Updated On: 01/07/08

1. Voldy is a Wimp by Flobberworm93 [ - ] (114 words)
I got this idea from Mugglenet's "115 ways to annoy Voldemort" list. My friend and I were reading it, and when we saw the one that said, "Write sonnets for him," we agreed that we HAD to do that.
2. The Noseless by Flobberworm93 [ - ] (115 words)

3. Marvolo? by Flobberworm93 [ - ] (102 words)
I'm back!!! I know it's been forever since I last wrote a sonnet, but now I finally did! And the best part is, it's a good one too!
4. Snape by Flobberworm93 [ - ] (117 words)

5. Baldy Voldy by Flobberworm93 [ - ] (116 words)
Yay! After multiple drafts, sonnet #5 is finally here! And now there's only two more left! (I thought it would be fitting to do seven, and anyway, I'm running out of ideas)

I do not own Voldemort (even though that would be really awesome) or Rogaine.

6. Doomed by Flobberworm93 [ - ] (104 words)
What's that, you say? Another update? Can it be true?
It's come at last! Sorry to keep you waiting!