Detergent, action figure, bubble gum
A manufacterer of children's toys,
A Muggle magician, providing lots of fun
With card tricks done for little girls and boys.
These are the things that Marvolo can be,
Quite obviously not the middle name
Of the Dark Lord of hate and misery.
As a villain, you bring your story shame.
With the name you've chosen, I'm impressed,
For Voldemort has come to equal fear.
But you still failed the secret identity test;
Your true name's been a common fact for years.
With the name your mother gave to you,
I think you're better off with Voldy-poo.
Sonnets for Voldemort by Flobberworm93
Chapter Notes: I'm back!!! I know it's been forever since I last wrote a sonnet, but now I finally did! And the best part is, it's a good one too!