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Confessions Of Lumpy Poo by Soupdragon

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Summary:

Lily's thoughts are a sacred place. People think that head of hers stores valuable information for he next Potions assignment but those people are so wrong. In fact her head is filled with rather rude and amusing thoughts but she's strong as steel and keeps that in her instead of out.

But the arrival of a Veela causes her blood to boil and her thoughts to rapidly twist and churn in anger and all. Not only is ths Veela pretty, and french, she's also flirtacious. A dangerous mix. So what's this got to do with anything? Well, for one she's been messing around with a ton of boys making many girls so annoyed including our Lily here. Her thoughts start to leak which equals an hour of witty comments and laughing fits. This causes many heads to turn. Including one of those with messy hair.
Ratings: 3rd-5th Years [ - ]
Category: James/Lily
Characters: None
Warnings: Sexual Situations
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Serie: None
Chapters: 2 Completed?: No
Wordcount: 3492 Viewcount: 4321
Published on: 03/17/07 Updated On: 06/13/07






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Thank you to my awesome beta, Trish!
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Thanks again to my fantabulous beta, Trish!