Summary: Winner of the First-Annual Ravenclaw Quicksliver Quill Award for Best Humor, Wittiest Writing!
Snape didn't die, he simply joined the Witness Relocation Program. A funny slogan for an avatar, but what if some crazed author somewhere decided to write the story behind it?
On the run from all those who would want to see his head on a platter, Severus Snape is put through a series of tests. But between scantily-clad Ministry agents, seeing-eye elves, and an all-witch school and all the drama that goes along with it, he is beginning to wonder how much worse the alternative would really be.
Happy Birthday, Chante'!
Ratings: 3rd-5th Years [ - ]
Category: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Mild Profanity
Challenge: Serie: None
Chapters: 7
Completed?: No
Wordcount: 39652
Viewcount: 29777
Published on: 12/23/08
Updated On: 06/18/11