Story Notes: Hey people who read this: this is the first fic I've submitted since the beginning of my VERY long hiatus which began about a month or two after the seventh book came out. I've been on sporadically since then, but haven't posted anything. Here's to coming back!
To the Mod: I left the contractions in on purpose because I wanted the feeling that he was speaking to us rather than writing because all he knows is the spoken word.