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The Wondermous Us
Names: Bushy, and Smarty
Ages: Old enough
Where We Live: In a town in a state in a country in a world, though possibly not your own.
We Are: We're not idiots, so we're girls
Favorites
Singer
*Smarty - Gerard Way (1000%!)
*Bushy - Phil Collins
HP book
Both DH
Non-HP Book
*Smarty - Airborn
*Bushy - The Chronicles of Narnia
HP Character
*Smarty - Ron Weasley
* Bushy - The Twins
Non-HP Series
*Smarty - Cirque du Freak and The Demonata (Darren Shan!)
*Bushy - The Chronicles of Narnia
Vampires or Dragons
*Smarty - Vampires (Pirates; Bushy's a traitor)
*Bushy - Dragons
Actor
both Johnny Depp
Rupert Grint or Daniel Radcliffe
both Rupert
Dan has a funny hair cut now.
Element
*Smarty - Fire
*Bushy - Water
Music Style
both Modern Rock
Movie
*Smarty - PotC
*Bushy - VH1 Rock Honours
(I know its not a movie, but it has some awesome music on it)
Favorite HP Movie
both OOtP
Favorite Ship
both R/Hr
always
no exceptions
TV Show
*Smarty - Supernatural and Scrubs
*Bushy - Modern Marvels
(I can't help it I'm a nerd)
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~Smarty~
- Hello, peoples! We are two very bored peoples, so we write fan fiction. I am Smarty. Take that Bushy!
~Bushy~
- i am bushy. i am a self proclaimed genius.
~completly random person that you don't know~
-Hi!!!!!!!
~Bushy~
-thats Twiggy, but you can't tell her parents that.
~completly random person you don't know~
-No it's not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...... ok maybe it is.
~Bushy~
-We shall never know.
~Smarty~
-I shall! I'm hyper cause the bestest peoples in the world are gonna be on Planet Rock today and SNL tommorrow and me and Sammy might see them if they come back to town with MIKEY!!!! MIKEY!!!! AND BOB!!!!
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: After a potion goes awry, Draco finds himself as the newly appointed babysitter of one Hermione Granger, age: 4. As if that wasn't humiliating enough, his wand is confiscated by Potter and he is forced to do everything the dreaded Muggle way.
Note to my readers: This story has been on hiatus forever due to a variety of factors. I do hope to finish it some day, but don't hold your breath. Also, this is NOT a Dramione nor will I change it to be one. Lastly, I am in the process of rewriting this story so bear with me.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded
Series: None
Chapters: 11 |
Completed: No |
Words: 16519 |
Hits: 66046 |
Published: 11/15/06 |
Updated: 10/22/07
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Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: James Potter is running out of time to win the heart of Lily Evans. In a last attempt to make her his, he formulates a secret plan.
Will the whole thing blow up in his face? . . . Or will Lily have some secrets of her own?
Warnings: Excessive amounts of romance, jealousy, and PMS.
I'm a'comin with the newest chapter!!
Categories: James/Lily
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 14 |
Completed: No |
Words: 36691 |
Hits: 10278 |
Published: 12/06/05 |
Updated: 10/18/07
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: It's baaaaaack...........
As the name implies, the ever-wacky, ever-evil Power Of Suggestion has returned to Hogwarts! What insanity will occur this time?
Note that this is a sequel (duh), so it's strongly advised to read the first part first. Just check my author page for a link!
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Chappie nine is UP! Enjoy!
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 14453 |
Hits: 35475 |
Published: 08/30/06 |
Updated: 09/09/07
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Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: A story following mainly Harry, Ginny, Ron and Hermione that is set between the final chapter and the epilogue of Deathly Hallows. For those people who, like me, just wanted the story to continue!!
**major DH spoilers!
Categories: Harry/Ginny
Characters: None
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: No |
Words: 1846 |
Hits: 2312 |
Published: 08/15/07 |
Updated: 08/25/07
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Featuring...
Moony, the Academics Specialist
Padfoot, the Relationship Consultant
Prongs, the Sports Guide
and
Wormtail, the Hobbies Consultant
Join Ron, Hermione and Harry as they are advised by the Marauders. Wondering how? Read on, then.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 |
Completed: No |
Words: 3162 |
Hits: 7033 |
Published: 12/22/06 |
Updated: 04/21/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: The Gryffindor and Slytherin Quidditch teams are trapped in the locker room due to a sudden hail storm, and they both want the pitch when the rain lets up. What do they do to determine who gets it? Play Truth or Dare, of course!
Written for FenrirG for the Ravenclaw Spring Exchange 2007.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 4236 |
Hits: 8131 |
Published: 04/16/07 |
Updated: 04/21/07
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Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: He has the slimmest chance in the world, yet he keeps pushing for a relationship with her. Will she finally just give him a chance, or will he give up before she even glances in his direction? R/R!
Categories: James/Lily
Characters: None
Warnings: Abuse,
Sexual Situations,
Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 2 |
Completed: No |
Words: 3520 |
Hits: 498 |
Published: 08/06/06 |
Updated: 01/15/07
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Ron is so obviously in love with Hermione. But they'll NEVER get together at the rate that he's confessing his love. Fred and George decide to speed the process along a bit...one-shot ficlet.
Categories: Ron/Hermione
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 793 |
Hits: 2532 |
Published: 11/12/04 |
Updated: 11/12/04
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