Winterdream [Contact]
03/30/05
www.fanfiction.mugglenet.com
03/30/05
www.fanfiction.mugglenet.com
I am 14 years old and I live in Hawaii. I'm Japanese/German/Polish/who knows what else. I got into Harry Potter when I was nine years old, and since then I've been pretty much obsessed (but not obsessed as in buying the posters, toys, bedsheets, wallpaper, etc.). I love Harry Potter Fan Fiction, and this is now my writing home. I AM STRICTLY A HUMOR FIC WRITER. (though I may occasionally post fics of other genres...)
5'5", straight (I LIKE IT PERFECTLY STRAIGHT) caramel hair, slightly underweight; I eat, what, ten bites of food every meal. (exaggerating...)
I'm an A-minus average student! Not one of those people who get so obsessed with something they fall behind on their schoolwork and get D's and all that...just so you know...
Random Favorites:
Favorite TV Show: Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Favorite Movies: The Day After Tomorrow, Beverly Hills Ninja, Lord of the Rings movies, Spongebob Squarepants Movie (NOTE TO ALL YOU SPONGEBOB HATERS: You must all think that Spongebob is a kiddie show made for seven year olds, but really, it's made for people of any age. The immaturity of it is what makes it funny...and besides, the movie is PG instead of G so the humor is a bit more crude and funny than in the TV show...sorry, just had to get that out of my system.)
Favorite Type of Music: Rock. Helps me relieve my stress.
Favorite Band: Linkin Park
Favorite HP book: OotP
Favorite HP movie: CoS (or SS, I can't really decide)
Favorite Color: Blue
Favorite season: Winter (it's great in Hawaii because instead of snow we get rain, and the weather just gets a bit chilly...I guess living in a tropical climate makes me look forward to cold seasons.)
Favorite animal: Dog!!
Favorite type of dog: Chihuahua!! I own a purebred chihuahua, and he's so CUTE!!!
Favorite Video Games: Final Fantasy VII, SimCity series (actually, all Sim games), Kingdom Hearts (yes, anything to do with Squaresoft), the OLD Pokemon games (red, blue, yellow) (besides those Pokemon games, I am not a Pokemon fan).
Favorite Sioenxingzawaha: Quaxelplekkenh.
My first fic is titled Hallie Prongs. Hallie is the name of my best friend, and Prongs is, obviously, James Potter. Just a random fact.
You are a STUDENT of the English language!
You are on your way to becoming
gramatically sound; however, you must keep
studying if you ever want to become a master.
You do manage to speak better than most
Americans, but then again, that's not really
saying too much. Keep studying, little
Student.
How grammatically correct are you? (Revised with answer key)
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Which HP Kid Are You?
Poseidon
?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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You're like a Unicorn!
?? Which Mythical Creature Are You ??
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you are the "you suck, and that's sad"
happy bunny. your truthful, but can be a bit
brutal.
which happy bunny are you?
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The Completely Pointless Personality Quiz
BLUE
You give your love and friendship unconditionaly. You enjoy long, thoughtful conversations rich in philosophy and spirituality. You are very loyal and intuitive.
Find out your color at Quiz Me!
My favorite color!
discover your dog breed @ quiz meme
Are you Addicted to the Internet?
44%
Average@Internet-User.com (41% - 60%)
You seem to have a healthy balance in your life when it comes to the internet and life away from the computer. You know enough to do what you want online without looking like an idiot (most of the time). You even have your own Yahoo club or online journal! But you enjoy seeing your friends and going out to enjoy life away from your computer.
The Are you Addicted to the Internet? Quiz at Quiz Me!
FANFICTION STATUS...
:Hallie Prongs: NOTICE: I am deleting ALL of the chapters and I am rewriting them as Hallie Prongs v2. If you would like to keep a copy of the original HP please email me and let me know.
:The USA: The second chapter has been resubmitted. You're all happy, I know it!
:Winter Dream: Coming soon. A one-shot about a very strange, disturbing dream Harry has one winter night. Don't worry, it's another humor fic. I'm focusing on this one right now.
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Favorite Stories
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Favorite Stories
Momentous Change by Eilime
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: It’s Harry’s last year at Hogwarts and as he has already expected – with experience in having troublesome adventures before – this year is going to be a year full of surprises. Voldemort has a plan! Chocolate frogs, ambiguous but semantic evil schemes, ominous word games, a succinct letter, incongruous French lecture, inexcusable slovenliness, birds and bees with eloquence, intolerable impatience and something goes terribly wrong… Now complete
Excerpt: Harry woke up with a start. He couldn't remember what he had dreamt about, but he knew it hadn't been a good dream - sweat made his hair cling to his forehead and his pyjamas clung to his body like a homeless person would cling on to a lamp post in a hurricane.
The Power Of Suggestion by FriendsOfSnape
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: "Be careful what you wish for," the old adage goes. So what happens when Hogwarts is under a spell where what you say is what you get?
Chappie 14 is UP! And while it is the end, let us not be sad, but instead read the insanity that has driven so many to review and nearly wet themsleves with delight.
Sirius Black . . . Babysitter Extraordinaire?! by Scheherazade
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: If Sirius Black can handle Severus Snape for 7-years at Hogwarts, then watching baby Harry, his godson, for the weekend should be a breeze right? WRONG! Find out what really happens when James and Lily leave Harry in his watch.
**This story was written in collaboration between me and the wonderful author, Crimsonphoenix1.**
Tom Riddle and the Half Blood Prince by Zetera
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Parody of the Harry Potter series written and completed before the release of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. It looks at the lives of some of the major characters as they wait impatiently for book six to arrive. Naturally, chaos ensues. Suitable for all.
Winner of the first annual Quicksilver Quills Award 2006 for best humor fiction. Thank you!
Evil Villainy for Dummies by Hermiones_Revenge
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: (Hi, I wrote this when I was 16, please keep that in mind. I'm keeping it up because people still like it.)
So, you want to be an evil villain? In this handbook that a certain Hogwarts student purchases, all of the rules, techniques, and frequently asked questions about evil villainy are explained. Do you have what it takes? And what will happen to the student who purchases the book? Another story from the strange, twisted, and slightly unfortunate Hermione's Revenge.
Rowling & Seuss: Together at Last by Cassiel Oliviari
Rated: •Summary: Here's the plot, its Hogwarts rhymes. I'm sure you've heard it many times. But this has story, romance too. You have to check if it's for you!
Harry Potter and the Fan Fic no no by Angelwings
Rated: •Summary: Like the earlier fan fic 'As Hogwarts Turns' by fellow moderator Seren, " this has been written for the sole purpose of explaining exactly what NOT to do in a fiction. Odd chapters are the originally bad chapters." If this fan fic doesn't make any sense, it is doing its job right. You have been warned. Thankyou.