The_Lovely_Rowena [
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04/18/09
I am a crazy teenaged fan, so you will have to excuse my teenaged lingo. I use it often.
Fave ships: Pretty much anything with Draco or Sirius. But not Draco/Sirius. (uhg)
Favorite Harry Potter book: IMPOSSIBLE. That's like choosing between children.
Other books I like besides Harry Potter: The Host and Twilight, both by Stephanie Meyer. (Team Jacob, woot woot!) A Walk To Remember by Nicholas Sparks was really good too. And then The Lord of the Rings by JRR Tolkien.
yaaay! My first fic is up!
I love you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =)
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Draco somehow managed to get his very own advice column in Hogwarts' school paper, where he gives his sage opinion to those who dare to ask for it. Feel free to write in for advice about love, life, school, family, anything you can think of! But remember... with Draco, you tend not to get the answer you expected!
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 |
Completed: No |
Words: 9984 |
Hits: 29082 |
Published: 06/25/08 |
Updated: 12/09/08
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Reviewer: The_Lovely_Rowena Signed
Date: 06/22/09
Title: Chapter 5: Issue the Fifth
I love this story!!!!!!! Draco is such a fun character to play with in these humor fics. You do his personality so well!
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Ginny lures Hermione to do some sneaking about late one night, straight into mischief. Little do they know, a sneaky Slytherin sees it all...
Categories: Hermione/Draco
Characters: None
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 6 |
Completed: No |
Words: 9719 |
Hits: 35074 |
Published: 06/25/08 |
Updated: 09/13/08
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Reviewer: The_Lovely_Rowena Signed
Date: 06/22/09
Title: Chapter 6: One Moment
=D I love it! You totally rock! Please excuse my teen lingo because I use it a lot. But anyway, I love Hermione/Draco plus the fact that it's funny (well, maybe it's not really supposed to be insanely funny, but I found it funny) makes it perfect! You are my favorite author, btw.
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: “Poets often describe love as an emotion that we can’t control, one that overwhelms logic and common sense.”It started on a spring day in the library, when they both decided to act on emotions. It ended while watching a sunset in the backyard, when they both decided it was ‘for the best’. And it became fully understood on a stormy night, when they both decided that love wasn’t always logical.
Edit: Nominated for "Best Non-Canon Romance" in the 2008 QSQ Awards
Categories: Hermione/Other Character
Characters: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 6987 |
Hits: 3064 |
Published: 07/30/08 |
Updated: 08/08/08
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Reviewer: The_Lovely_Rowena Signed
Date: 07/15/09
Title: Chapter 1: ....
poor ron. oh well. =) it was sweet. Very vivid language. I wish there was more dialogue, though.
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: HEY! Hey you!
Psssstttt! You have to help us!
It’s Tim the Enchanter, our fanfiction writer – HE’S GONE MAD! We’re just trying to live normal lives at Hogwarts, but
CRAZY things keep happening to us because he’s bored!
Please! Read our story and hear our plight! We need to bludgeon some sanity into our author – Oh no! HE’S AT HIS COMPUTER NOW!
NO! NOOO-
aaahhhh! Must resist! Resist… Gibber narg turnip turnip wibble antidisestablishmentarianism blubber gibber wop wop
bbluubbaaarrrggghhh!
Nominated for QSQ 2009, Best Humour.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe,
Character Death,
Mild Profanity,
Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 9 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 25021 |
Hits: 40240 |
Published: 08/31/08 |
Updated: 01/22/09
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Reviewer: The_Lovely_Rowena Signed
Date: 06/28/09
Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9: The Happy Ending
Haha. I wish I could be that creative and random. *pouts* But you rock, dude! Awesome fic
Author's Response:
Thanks! If you ever need inspiration to write a random fic, eat a lot of sugary sweets, go to sleep, and have some weird dreams. That’s how I came up with this story!
~ Tim the Enchanter
Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: This story contains an OOC Snape, a Harry with an idea and a shock!
Thank you, Wiflen 07, for betaering my story.
Preguel to 'Don't Want To Know'
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe,
Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1185 |
Hits: 1574 |
Published: 03/27/09 |
Updated: 04/12/09
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Reviewer: The_Lovely_Rowena Signed
Date: 07/30/09
Title: Chapter 1: Harry's Shock
*laughing hard & can't think of a good review*
Author's Response: G'day
The fact that you took the time to review is enough. Hope you like the sequel, 'Don't Want To Know' just as much
...xXxLove SandyxXx...
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: The note fluttered up through the air, arcing gracefully over the windowsill to her lap. Her eyes found the photograph attached to her vanity mirror as she unfolded it – his eyes smiled out at her.
I love you, Lils. I always will.
Categories: Other Pairing
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1391 |
Hits: 2077 |
Published: 06/20/09 |
Updated: 06/28/09
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Reviewer: The_Lovely_Rowena Signed
Date: 06/28/09
Title: Chapter 1: Invisible Magic
that was so sweet! I love it. It's kinda heart-breaking too. I feel bad for severus. Poor guy. =(
Author's Response: I feel badly for Severus, as well. Thanks for reviewing!
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Draco Malfoy learns a very valuable life lesson during his efforts to crash Slughorn's infamous Christmas party.
Categories: Hermione/Draco
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 885 |
Hits: 3988 |
Published: 01/16/10 |
Updated: 01/18/10
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Reviewer: The_Lovely_Rowena Signed
Date: 06/12/10
Title: Chapter 1: Firewhisky and Mistletoe
I like it! It was a cute one-shot.
Reviewer: The_Lovely_Rowena Signed
Date: 06/15/10
Title: Chapter 1: Desperately Wanting
=D that was great! I love your writing style. I enjoyed reading it.
Author's Response: Thank you so much for your kind words. Have a wonderful week! :)
Rated: Professors •
Summary: *These are the times that try men's souls.
Well, that couldn't be any more real for Draco Malfoy than on the eve of his wedding. He was getting married the next day, but all he could think about is how his life was about to become so much more damned complicated.
He had no idea.
*Quote - Thomas Paine, American revolutionary.
This fic was nominated for a 2010 Quicksilver Quill Award - Best Humour
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Sexual Situations,
Strong Profanity,
Substance Abuse
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 6829 |
Hits: 1224 |
Published: 06/02/10 |
Updated: 06/03/10
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Reviewer: The_Lovely_Rowena Signed
Date: 06/28/10
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
That was great! I feel so bad for Draco. Loved the ending though!
Author's Response:
Thank you! I'm glad you liked it. I think one of the greatest compliments to an author is the ability to take an otherwise unsavory/unlikable character and turn him/her into a protagonist. I'm happy that my efforts succeeded. Thanks for reading, and take care!
~Jess
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: The right one isn't always the one we want or think it will be
Pairings: Harry/Pansy; Draco/Hermione; Ron/Luna
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1176 |
Hits: 3548 |
Published: 06/17/10 |
Updated: 06/17/10
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Reviewer: The_Lovely_Rowena Signed
Date: 06/17/10
Title: Chapter 1: One-Shot
That was cute :) i enjoyed it
Author's Response: XD I'm glad you found it cute. That's exactly what I was going for.