01/01/06
-Stats-
Name: Jacob
Height: A bit short for my age
Age: Most likely younger than you
Gender: Male
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Blue
Other Stuff: I eat, sleep, and breathe useless trivia
Hobbies: Reading, reading fan fics, doing a sort of travel thing with fan fics, unsucessfully trying to write fan fics, finding out useless trivia
Religion: Jewish
Siblings: An annoying little brother (Triwizard_Chapion) who is the entire opposite of a Harry Potter nerd like me
-Bio-
Okay, so I'm just doing this as an exercize to improve my writing grade. I could always use some help with writing, so contact me if you have any ideas.
I've just put a co-author wanted thing on the forums. I hope I get a reply!
-Quizes-
...and which lesser Harry Potter character are you?
Which HP Kid Are You?
100% Obsessed - You're over the top!!
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What Harry Potter House Are You In?
Ravenclaw
You like to stand out. your mascot is a raven which is a type of bird.
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Date: 01/01/06 Title: None
HILARIOUS!!! I love how you made Harry always looking for a spider, and that Ron has a pet spork. I have a quirk suggestion. Maybe Hermione, just like me, could have a sudden obsession for Ripleys Believe it or not! Just update soon and I'll be happy :-)
Harry Potter and the Randomness That Follows by trevorthetoad
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Featuring: Harry on his never-ending quest to brush his hair, and Voldemort's attempt to stop him. Also featuring: a certain geometry teacher, Charlie Brown, the actual sparkly hairbrush, and much, much more! Other chapters include more random events, and none of them have to do with anything even remotely important. YAY!
Date: 01/30/06 Title: Chapter 1: Harry Potter and the Sparkly Hairbrush
Great job! It is so funny that I can't stop laughing and that I wasn't happy that it had to end. My favorite story!
Author's Response: Thanks! I feel so special every time one of my stories gets put on a favorites list!! I'm very sorry that it had to end too, but I had to move on. *sniff* But really, thanks for reviewing!
Daddy by blondebouncingferret
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Post Hogwarts: Ron and Harry are sent to America for Auror training. Ron spends his last night in England with Hermione, and after returning two years later, he finds Hermione with a fifteen-month-old baby ...
H.P versions of poems by Azrael
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Well....um...I am parodying poems by people...and I'm changing them to H.P versions. Find out what kind of chaos happenes when Snape gets old. (chapt. 2.)
Date: 02/17/06 Title: Chapter 1: The Raven
GREAT! I GIVE THIS A TEN!!! YES, TEN!!! (though the randomness one should be longer)(This is one out of only two that I've given a 10 so far)
Evil Villainy for Dummies by Hermiones_Revenge
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: (Hi, I wrote this when I was 16, please keep that in mind. I'm keeping it up because people still like it.)
So, you want to be an evil villain? In this handbook that a certain Hogwarts student purchases, all of the rules, techniques, and frequently asked questions about evil villainy are explained. Do you have what it takes? And what will happen to the student who purchases the book? Another story from the strange, twisted, and slightly unfortunate Hermione's Revenge.
Date: 01/01/06 Title: Chapter 9: Epilogue - A success story/About the Author
Do I love this? The answer is eighty-five. If you do not understand, drive to the bowling alley and break open the first twelve pound bowling ball you can find. In it, you should see a copy of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. Give it to the first person who asks if you've got a mental illness. Then return home, and you shall see a sphix waiting for you with a riddle. By then you shold know that the answer is really YES!!!
Date: 01/01/06 Title: None
It's a good story, but it would be better if you would just leave the laptop and get back to elimmenateing people
Barbie Girl by CraftySlytherin
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: It's just your average, boring Summer day on Privet Drive. Or is it? Harry is stuck doing another one of his many thankless chores, when he hears something VERY interesting coming from Dudley's room and goes to investigate.
Date: 03/10/06 Title: Chapter 1: One-Shot
*ROTFL* OMG, that was so funny! I can't stop laughing! I can't get that picture out of my mind now! 10!
A Slytherin Cheer by SparrowsGirl01
Rated: •Summary: Well, here we are in the end of the sixth year (which contradicts all of the Half-Blood Prince), and Hermione is itching for a good joke. Will she get it? Who is her joke on? Find out if you want to! Don't read it if you like your Snapes cannon!
Date: 03/11/06 Title: Chapter 1: Hermione, Fred, and George
That is just so funny! I love how you made him act like a girl!
Author's Response: Thank you!
Warthogs School of Tyranny and Tomfoolery by Insecurity
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Warthogs is the reverse of Hogwarts. Everybody's personality is the contrary to in the books. It is a "humour fic" (If I even dare call myself funny) that tells the tale of the Final Battle. I wrote this because I was sick of writing depressing stories about unrequited love and death. It makes a light change to the rest of my collection.
Date: 05/06/06 Title: Chapter 1: One Shot
I HATE THIS!!! This is insulting J.K. Rowling and the hard work she's done to make the books sae! I demand that this gets deleted immediatly!
Many Letters From McGonagall by KMG
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Professor McGonagall is constantly having to discipline the Marauders for thier deeds. It's not everyday that someone preforms a Switching spell that leaves your hands on a cactus and textbooks falling from the ceiling. These are some of the many letters that she wrote to James Potter's parents about his behavior. There were a LOT of detentions. And a lot pranks.
Date: 02/14/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One: The First Year of Complete Misery for the Teachers
I LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't stop laughing, and this is the only fic on the entire site that I have given 10 for a rating so far. Keep up the good work!
Life As A Girl by blueshock
Rated: 6th-7th Years •Summary: What happens when a spell backfires; turning James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter into girls? Plz R&R.
Date: 05/21/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Awww... Why did you have to turn Lupin into a girl? I'm okay with the other three though. Well written!