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Summary: And now, the smash-hit comedy sequel you've all been waiting for, featuring the other guy you all love to hate!
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 352 |
Hits: 2636 |
Published: 11/06/04 |
Updated: 11/06/04
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Reviewer: goldie_locks Signed
Date: 05/10/06
Title: Chapter 1: The Confessions Of Severus Snape
this is soooooo funny.
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Hermione describes her Ron troubles in this series of hilarious journal entries, notes passed in class, and lists. And...Mrs Norris is a duck?
NOTE: This was written quite some time ago, in my younger years. It was my first story...which should explain a lot.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 5282 |
Hits: 19267 |
Published: 11/12/04 |
Updated: 11/25/04
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Reviewer: goldie_locks Signed
Date: 05/10/06
Title: Chapter 4: Detention isn't always bad
I love this its so great
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Dude, just read the story. And don't forget to review...
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 759 |
Hits: 1397 |
Published: 12/05/04 |
Updated: 12/05/04
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Reviewer: goldie_locks Signed
Date: 05/10/06
Title: Chapter 1: Twas The Night Before Christmas
this is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: The reign of Voldermort comes to an end, and with it ends the prestige and power Lucius Malfoy once had in the Wizarding World. In order to regain the respect of his fellow wizards and to make them believe that he has turned over a new leaf (which he actually hasn't) and has graciously accepted muggles and Mudbloods, Lucius asks Hermione, a Mudblood, to marry his son, Draco, a pure-blood. Obviously, they both refuse, but Lucius isn't going to give up easily. After all, he wants his status back. He still has a few tricks up his sleeve and is determined to play match-maker. What happens next is a series of events that serve only to bring Hermione and Draco closer, both literally and figuratively speaking. Read to find out how this one unseemly proposal causes absolute chaos in their lives!
THIS STORY IS NOT HBP and DH COMPATIBLE! Hey all! Check out my personal info for the expected date of the next update. =)
Categories: Hermione/Draco
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 38 |
Completed: No |
Words: 154682 |
Hits: 818694 |
Published: 01/17/05 |
Updated: 05/22/06
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Reviewer: goldie_locks Signed
Date: 04/26/06
Title: Chapter 31: Chapter 31- The Big Game
I love this story, you complitly have my vote.
Author's Response: Thank you so much for loving TUP and thinking that it deserves your vote!
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Hermione notices a change in Draco Malfoy, and a friendship is established...but is everything as it seems?
Part 1 of a three part SeriesAdditional Warning: Book 6 disregarded only slightly. the main events in book six are not changed.
Categories: Hermione/Draco
Characters: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe,
Character Death,
Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 26 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 38111 |
Hits: 104782 |
Published: 08/28/05 |
Updated: 05/24/07
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Reviewer: goldie_locks Signed
Date: 04/16/06
Title: Chapter 1: Confusion and Doubt
Draco Malfoy has GRAY eye's not electric blue.
Reviewer: goldie_locks Signed
Date: 04/16/06
Title: Chapter 2: A confession
grey eye's
Author's Response: thank you, and i know very well that draco has grey eyes. i took some artistic lisence and for my story made them blue. i read another series with a character that i love who has grey eye\'s i just don\'t want the two crossing. plus that and blue works better. i\'m sorry if this bothers you.
Reviewer: goldie_locks Signed
Date: 04/16/06
Title: Chapter 3: The Plan
he got slaped thats funny
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: When Fred and George find Loki's amulet, they have no idea what chaos they would unleash into the world... Now Ginny is unconscious and only Harry, Ron, Hermione and Neville can save her, but only if they complete Loki's tasks. -- A humour/action/adventure story. Slight Ron/Hermione and Ginny/Neville. --
After almost two years of floundering, Chapter 8 is FINALLY up! -- Won 2ND PLACE in Quarterly Challange the First: History and Mythology!
Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe
Series: None
Chapters: 8 |
Completed: No |
Words: 17944 |
Hits: 31953 |
Published: 09/08/05 |
Updated: 04/13/08
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Reviewer: goldie_locks Signed
Date: 05/05/06
Title: Chapter 1: In which the amulet is first discovered
wOw thats intresting.
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Warthogs is the reverse of Hogwarts. Everybody's personality is the contrary to in the books. It is a "humour fic" (If I even dare call myself funny) that tells the tale of the Final Battle. I wrote this because I was sick of writing depressing stories about unrequited love and death. It makes a light change to the rest of my collection.
Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 3723 |
Hits: 2499 |
Published: 10/16/05 |
Updated: 10/16/05
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Reviewer: goldie_locks Signed
Date: 04/18/06
Title: Chapter 1: One Shot
this is hilarious it is just plain funny. I mean snape a hippie that is just drop dead funny.
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: [Year 1: Complete] Harry's a Slytherin and friends with Draco Malfoy. How will his years at Hogwarts turn out, now that he's a Slytherin? Will he turn to the Dark Arts and be a follower of Voldemort? Or will he kill Voldemort, or die trying, after he learns of the prophecy? Will Harry's choices lead him down a different road? Follow and you will see...
"The first step, my son, which one makes in the world, is the one on which depends the rest of our days." -Voltaire
Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe,
Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 33 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 69340 |
Hits: 188715 |
Published: 12/05/05 |
Updated: 10/09/06
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Reviewer: goldie_locks Signed
Date: 05/09/06
Title: Chapter 15: A Secret Between Friends
WRITE MORE this is so great and is harry going to turn out evil, because that would be sooooooooo awsome.
Author's Response: I can\'t tell!!! But you\'ll find out. You just have to keep reading...
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Summary:
Categories: Orphan
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 0 |
Completed: No |
Words: 0 |
Hits: 0 |
Published: 01/01/70 |
Updated: 01/01/70
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Reviewer: goldie_locks Signed
Date: 05/03/06
Title: None
this is great love the whole stink bonb scene.
Author's Response: Thanks!
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Rated: •
Summary:
Categories: Orphan
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 0 |
Completed: No |
Words: 0 |
Hits: 0 |
Published: 01/01/70 |
Updated: 01/01/70
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Reviewer: goldie_locks Signed
Date: 05/03/06
Title: None
I don't get it. Is it quidditch or well you know that whole dirty thing that goes on.
I am going to stop now.
Author's Response: They were talking about quidditch, but there\'s an underlining with them having feeling for each other.
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Crabbe and Goyle are going home from their sixth year at Hogwarts. Crabbe thinks about what happened that year.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 525 |
Hits: 1615 |
Published: 04/29/06 |
Updated: 05/01/06
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Reviewer: goldie_locks Signed
Date: 05/03/06
Title: Chapter 1: Crabbe's Opinion of his Sixth Year
"I'm hungry"
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Rated: •
Summary:
Categories: Orphan
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 0 |
Completed: No |
Words: 0 |
Hits: 0 |
Published: 01/01/70 |
Updated: 01/01/70
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Reviewer: goldie_locks Signed
Date: 05/05/06
Title: None
so dramatic,(did godric and rowena really have a relation ship????????) does Draco come later because he is HOT.
Author's Response: Thanks for the review! Yes, Godric and Rowena had a relationship and yes, as I said in the summary, Draco comes in later. Don\'t worry, Draco\'s my favourite character, I couldn\'t leave him out! Hope you enjoy the rest of the story.
AJ
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Rated: •
Summary:
Categories: Orphan
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 0 |
Completed: No |
Words: 0 |
Hits: 0 |
Published: 01/01/70 |
Updated: 01/01/70
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Reviewer: goldie_locks Signed
Date: 05/05/06
Title: None
PLEASE write more. It's so mysterious.0_o
Author's Response: Alright. Thanks for the review.