04/23/06
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I'm sorry I haven't been on lately (or at all). School at the end of the year has been really overwhelming (if you call 6 projects overwhelming). That, on top of homework, has been really hard for me to read or write anything. Sorry so, so much! I'll try to be back soon!
Ships I lyk:
Harry/Hermione
Remus/Tonks
Ron/Luna
Draco/Ginny
Fred/Angelina
Harry/Luna
Harry/Me
Harry/NOT Ginny
Ginny/Dean
Ginny/Neville
Ginny/NOT Harry
I have come to decide with myself that slash can be quite...umm...orgasmic (to throw an inside joke in there). Haha.
Ships I Dislyk:
Incest
Harry/Ginny
Harry/Cho
Ron/Hermione
Draco/Pansy
Hermione/Viktor
Hermione/Snape
Lily/Snape
...and which lesser Harry Potter character are you?
My Slash Ship Is:
My Regular Ship Is:
![[i'm ernie macmillan]](http://atypically.net/hp/images/ernie.jpg)
![[harry + ron]](http://atypically.net/hp/images/harryron.jpg)
![[harry + hermione]](http://atypically.net/hp/images/harryhermione.jpg)
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A Tale of Two Matchmakers by Kerichi
Rated: 6th-7th Years •Summary: Romance for three couples when Blaise and Luna use Shakespearean styled matchmaking to hook up Ginny and Draco. There's Much Ado about...something!
Nominated for a Quicksilver Quill for Best Romance-Non Canon 2007, 2008, and 2009. In 2010 mods changed the rules (they got tired of the same fics being nominated ^_~) so no more QQ hopes, but that's okay. No proof is needed that Draco/Ginny = love.
* Written before the HBP, this tale presents an alternate sixth year in which Dumbledore lives, Draco is more than a foil to Harry, and Blaise Zabini is a girl. I hope readers who ship Draco/Ginny will enjoy the story which includes dancing with faeries, Celtic and Norse mythology, school holidays in London and Spain, and loads of fantasy and romance. "Is this a kissing book?" (to quote the Princess Bride) Yes, it is. *
(Warnings were added for safety, due to brief allusions in later chapters, not graphic content.)
Date: 01/24/07 Title: Chapter 30: Secrets
...why did I put Fiona? Was I thinking of her? Idk, lol, I ment to put Morrigan, but...blonde moment, I guess. LoL, sorry about that. You still love me though, right? ;]
Author's Response: Some of the sharpest people I know are blondes! I\'ll just hate you if you say you have more fun, LOL.
Date: 01/13/07 Title: Chapter 27: With a Little Help from My Friends
OMG Draco vs. Billy Idol...hmm, the choices...I choose both, cuz they are both so FINE! ABBA rox, Legolas is so frickin HOTT, Buffy rules, and Heath Ledger is...*sigh*.
Dude, I love this chapter! It rocks my socks, yo! OMG Luna and Wesley sittin in a tree...K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
Author's Response: Yay for you enjoying the pop culture permeating this chap! :D Not many men look sexy while curling an upper lip...or with long, girly hair, LOL. Those who pull it off, I salute! Heehee K-I-S-S-I-N-G. We stop at \'first comes love\' in this story, but there could always be a one-shot sequel set in the future....;)
Date: 01/13/07 Title: Chapter 27: With a Little Help from My Friends
Damn tab button! I wasn't done!
Anyways...oh yeah. HAHA! In your face, Harry! *blows raspberry* Maybe that will make him less oblivious to Luna's feelings...sounds lyk a certain guy I know...*cough*. But Luna and Wesley sound so cute together! Aww! And then Lorelei...Ronan...whatever...getting drunk. That's always funny :].
And then it was lyk...AHH! Just so awesome, I could go on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on...
Ok, now I'm done.
~J-Mo
Author's Response: That cough of yours has a few oldies going through my head. \'No pill\'s gonna cure my ill, I got a bad case of lovin\' you\' and the Bon Jovi \'your love is like bad medicine\' :D \"I could go on, and on, and on\" LOL but I\'ll stop and say I hope that *cough* gets better and I think your reviews are awesome!
Date: 01/16/07 Title: Chapter 28: Rollercoaster of Love
Ooooh snap! Harry's gonna need some ice for that burn! Ssss... I guess the way he's acting right now, my science teacher would call him "a waste of sperm".
Never Been Kissed is one of the best movies. Ever. Yay for romance! I do hope that Ginny will come to her senses in time for Valentine's Day. That would be really sweet...I wish someone I know would be sweet to me (you know, *coughcough*)...
And why do I have this gut feeling Harry's do something?
♥J-Mo
Author's Response: Trust your gut...and go to Vegas, your gut is good! :D What kind of wild science teacher do you have? Doesn\'t sound like nice Bill Nye the Science Guy! I hope that someone is sweet to you sooner rather than later!
Date: 01/23/07 Title: Chapter 30: Secrets
Lyk, OMG! Awesomeness! Ron's such an a-hole. I mean, OMG! Yes Snape is mean, but that doesn't mean he's bad, or that Lorelei is bad. WTF? Ok, he is Ron, but still!
Harry is a bigger hypocrite than *coughcough*, and that is saying something! Getting mad and Ginny and Luna for hanging out with Blaise - a Slytherin - then hooking up with Fiona - a Slytherin - that's just messed up.
And the aphrodisiac scene...very cute. ;]
~J-Mo
Author's Response: Harry hooked up with Morrigan, who has long dark hair and big black eyes....sounds like his type, LOL. He\'s a good guy at heart, so he comes right, but Ron won\'t get over his prejudice easily, sigh....and yeah, that\'s a happy, writer likes drama sigh. :D
Date: 02/12/07 Title: Chapter 34: A Lover's Holiday
Grr, cliffhanger! Wow, I have been gone for awhile! This was a really cute chapter! Makes me want to go to Marine World...or should I say "Discovery" World. I am so going to read the next chapter...right now!
~J-Mo
Author's Response: Huzzah for theme parks! Double huzzah for you reading the next chapter!
Date: 01/11/07 Title: Chapter 26: Lovers
LoL. And...awww! That was me? How nice of you! But my friend made up the name J-Mo, because on Ned's Declassified Cookie called Mose "J-Mo" once, cuz her real names Jennifer, so they all started calling me that. LoL. But that's really nice how I was in it : ].
And wow. Fifty chapters. A lot, but so totally worth it! : ]
~J-Mo (or Jennifer, whatever works)
Author's Response: I keep hearing an oldies song...J-Mo be there...:D Thank you for saying it\'s worth it, because I\'d be sad if you wanted a shorter story!
Author's Response: J-Mo (instead of Ya-mo, lol)
Date: 02/05/07 Title: Chapter 33: Holiday in Spain
OMG, you know the song "Ghost Ride It" right? Well, I think it would be soooooo funny and random (even though this song isn't canon) if at a Quidditch match or something have someone play this song and be all "Ghost ride my broomstick", lyk the video "Ghostride my volvo". I know that song is waaaaaaay far away from being canon, but that would be a hilarious one-shot. I'd murder it if I tried to write it, lol.
Just a (completely random and pointless) thought. LoL
~J-Mo
Author's Response: There is nothing pointless with reader suggestions...random, maybe, heh. That would be funny. Won\'t happen, but we can imagine it and giggle! ;)
Date: 01/21/07 Title: Chapter 29: Be My Valentine
Ok, I love Draco's Valentine to Ginny. One of my all time favortie icons ever. At least, that's where I first saw it - on an icon on photobucket. Still, it's sweet.
HA HA! Mindy got bitch-slapped! I laughed so hard at the "no magics needed to do this!" Hil-effing-larious. I actually thought the whole exorcist, possessing scene was cute, even though it was, lyk, creepy.
So, what's next? Easter? *gasp* they should have an Easter Egg Hunt somewhere, or sometime! That would be so funny! And cute, also very cute.
Love it!
~J-Mo
Author's Response: When did you see it? I wrote this over two years ago! :D Heart charms have been used for centuries, though, so I doubt I\'m the first or last to make use of it...but I think my twist of a hidden engraving is unique. Next is a transition chapter needed to begin the set up for Easter Holiday, which won\'t include an egg hunt, but it will include a trip to Spain!
Date: 01/04/07 Title: Chapter 5: Protesting Too Much and Testing Potions
I bet anything that Laurie, Hugh and Felton, Tom are EXTREMELY good looking.
Hmm...I do wonder if there is a Bloom, Orlando running around Hogwarts...
And yes, this is proof that you have convinced me to read this story. Lovie it, love it, love it!
~J-Mo
Author's Response: All the girls at Hogwarts think so, LOL. No Orlando Bloom running around, but in a later chapter, a certain group will use potions to disguise their appearance for a jaunt to the pub...and one of their number will look like a certain elf. :D Thank you so much for giving this story a chance! I heart you for that! ^_^
Date: 01/28/07 Title: Chapter 31: The Things We Do for Love
Oh snaps. Ginny and Draco...or Colin, I guess...got caught! Exactly what is everyone going to say??? Eeek!!! Weird much. And yes, I do think of Ron feeding Hermione chocolate as unappetizing as well. Bleh. Gross.
Ohemgee. Why do Eddy and Cissy always show up at the most inconvenient times? I mean, I wouldn't want them to show up anyway, but they could've swooped in when they were, lyk, walking back to the school or something, sheesh.
I can't believe they're finally going to Spain! I mean, that's so awesomely awesome! I want to go to Spain now...*sigh* They're all so cute together! I wish I had someone to look cute with...*coughcough* *sigh*
And, I heard that Ginny is planning on letting people know about her and Draco after Easter holiday...which is next chapter...
!!!!!
~J-Mo
Author's Response: *Warning! Spoiler ahead...so any reader who doesn\'t want to know, look away!* LOL
Easter holiday begins next chapter, is several chapters long, and afterwards it will come out about D&G...but I can\'t say Ginny will get to follow through on her plan to break it to her loved ones gently! :D (yes, that\'s an I-love-drama grin)
Date: 02/27/07 Title: Chapter 35: On Holiday
Very, very cute. OMG my computer crashed so now I can only read when I'm at my dad's, but I'm at my mom's more! AAAHHH! That's why I haven't been here for so long.
Anyways, I totally forgot what the "I was shy" was from. I love that movie, but I haven't seen it in awhile...I should see if it's on demand...
I loved the Draco/Ginny scene in his old room. How they were all lovey-dovey, and then Draco totally wigged, then they fell asleep together...*sigh* I want that.
Very good!
~J-Mo
Author's Response: Scenes like the one in Draco\'s room are why it took so long for them to get found out...they needed to have the ghosts of the past settled before new obstacles were faced! I\'m sorry your computer crashed. I had to send my laptop off to be fixed, so I feel your pain!
Date: 02/27/07 Title: Chapter 36: Sixteen Candles
Beatles rock! I'm so blasting them next time I cook! Great idea! I loved that scene...the whole cooking thing. Very cute. "Admiring the view"...Lol.
Aww. What a cute birthday present! Draco gave Ginny kisses. That is oh so sweet! And the drawings...I can only imagine what they look like, but they sound incredible.
HOLY CRAP!!!! Poor Blaise. She has enough shite going on in her life without gossip that she's a pimpette or anything. And what about Terry? Is he going to die or something? Crapness!
Gah! Cliffhanger!
~J-Mo
Author's Response: Ever seen the volleyball scene in Top Gun? That was inspirational for the frisbee throwing. :D
Crapness is a very apt word!
Date: 02/27/07 Title: Chapter 37: Captain! My Captain!
Aww, poor Terry. Isn't house-arrest at a boarding school, lyk, illegal? Lyk, OMFG, that is so messed up.
Blaise could make a really good, cunning business woman...or lawyer. She could be a good lawyer, too. But, do you really think she needs all of that money? I'd be glad to take at least one of her bank accounts.
Poor Blaise. Her life is basically in ruins.
I think I officially hate Harry, Ron, and Hermione at the moment. They say they're not prejudiced or racist or anything, but almost everyone's got a little racist in them, only they have it bad for Slytherins. I agree with Ginny and Luna on the gossip thing. If people would just stay the hell out of other people's business, then maybe everyone would forget about it.
Captain Hook rocks, and Professor Smalley was emo. Poor bloke.
~J-Mo
Author's Response: Professor Smalley made the mistake of getting involved with DE\'s and was given the choice to drink poison, or have worse done to him, but that was only revealed in a parallel story. Here, emo is how the students and staff will think of him, even if they don\'t know what emo is! :D
Date: 02/02/07 Title: Chapter 33: Holiday in Spain
Aww, poor Blaise. I feel so bad for her and Draco! So many bad memories...who can blame them for being mean to anyone who provokes them? *coughHarryandRoncough* ...whatever happened to Marisol? Did she die? *Gasp!*
Hehe, "no one came in last". I wouldn't want to lick sour cream off my boyfriend's face either. But, OMG, that Rico Suave guy was...creepy. If he shows up anytime, anywhere, any place, I am going to scream.
The Gillyweed scene was cute, and I loved the dancing...except Blaise's cousin, he was kinda creepy.
Update soon!
~J-Mo
Author's Response: Are you saying you find Spanish guys creepy? :D I love Antonio Banderas! Enrique Inglesias (if that\'s the guy that sang \'you can run, you can hide, but you can\'t escape my love\' to that blonde tennis babe) on the other hand...maybe he\'s creepy. LOL.
Sliding Drawers by Loup_garou
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: It is argued that the most minuscule of occurrences can shape the course of history irrevocably. Butterflies flapping their wings overzealously, missing a train/forcing open the sliding doors of a train and catching it/getting your finger stuck in the sliding doors of a train as you attempt to force them open and having to run alongside it for the duration of the journey as an alternative to having it ripped off…and other such minutiae. Thus it was that, on a cold, wet night seventeen years ago, in a room above the bar at the Hog’s Head Inn, that Severus Snape made his (skid)mark. The History of the Potterverse is now at stake, and it remains for Lily Potter (with a little help from Lupin) to sort it all out. BE YE WARNED - this story contains pants. Underpants. (This story is intended as a bit of light-hearted fun and should be read as such, even if it is rather OOC!) Final chapter is up! Gather round, my children, and witness the astonishing finale!
Date: 07/27/06 Title: Chapter 3: When Lily met Sevvy
lolroflmao...that doesn't even begin to sum it up, but it comes pretty close! Update soon!
~J-Mo
Author's Response: Ohhh don\'t you worry, I will!
Date: 08/27/06 Title: Chapter 4: Back To The Future!
OMG this was soooo funny! I love funny things! They're so funny!
Unbeknown to either of them, a Muggle director named Robert Zemeckis was passing the window at the time and was hit with a sudden brainwave, resolving to catch the next plane home and begin writing his latest screenplay.
That was probably MY favorite line in this.
Loved this, as usual! Keep up the (funny) good work!
~J-Mo
Author's Response: Thank you! I shall certainly keep it up, even though I must now move onto pastures new!
Date: 08/24/06 Title: Chapter 4: Back To The Future!
Yay! I love that movie! Can't wait to read! ...Oh yeah, almost forgot *does first reviewer dance*
Author's Response: Oh my goodness! A review before it\'s even up! How can the chapter possibly live up to expectations? *Faints*
As the Wizarding World Turns by Canis Contentis
Rated: 6th-7th Years •Summary: Ever wonder what the world of Harry Potter would be like as a soap opera? Me neither – until now, that is. Set in Harry’s 6th year, think of this as the parts of the Half Blood Prince that JKR didn’t want us to see. If you're into unconventional ships, this one's for you! Behold… As the Wizarding World Turns
Episode 9 is up!
*****Excerpt from a later chapter*****
"Haven’t you heard the rumors about her – one date Weasley.”
“One date what!?” Harry stared at Hermione dumfounded. He turned his head towards Ginny who once again started snogging Dean. Dean’s hands wandered to his girlfriend’s bum as she pulled the lower half of his body closer. “Hmm… makes sense,” he admitted.
“Anytime she brings up that sort of thing, I try to act like I have loads of experience too, but actually I have no idea what I’m talking about.”
“But what about you and Krum?” Harry asked, still visibly uncomfortable about their conversation.
“Oooh big deal. So we kissed a couple times. That means I must be a demon in the sack,” Hermione answered sarcastically. “Look, I was thinking…” Hermione started to blush. “I need to find someone I know to you know… practice with.”
Date: 10/05/06 Title: Chapter 8: Episode 8 – Evil Planning
Wow, a lot has been answered here. So what was Ginny doing with Derrick? Is she just a big flirt or is he lying?
Date: 08/26/06 Title: As the Wizarding World Turns
*does first reviewer dance* Ooo, evil, that sounds epic. Is it epic? Sounds epic. I like epic! I can't wait to read! Coolness!