07/23/06
Well, onto the boring stuff:
I'm Analisa, a fifteen-year-old girl with no life. Thus, here I am.
I like HP, reading, writing, fan fiction, hanging out with friends, shopping, and a lot of other random stuff.
You should all read my favorite stories and stories of my favorite authors, because they're my favorite for a reason.
I have one story up *points below* and am working on some more. The first chapter of a chaptered fic is with a beta, and another one-shot is in the queue.
Name: Analisa (or Analisical, depending on who's talking). Other nicknames I've heard include Ana, Anni, Lisa, Lis, Alisa, An, and "Hey, You!" but Analisa works just fine, thanks.
Age: Five hundred and twenty-three. Minus five hundred and nine. You can figure it out.
Zodiac sign: Pieces, like a fish (actually, I'm not that good of a swimmer, but oh well)
Ships: *points at username* Other than that, I don't particuarly care for any of the other canon ships (Harry/Ginny, Remus/Tonks, Lily/James). I can live with them, but I don't ship them. I can handle most ships, but usually not student/teacher, and definitely not Snape/Hermione or Harry/Hermione. I don't like most slash pairings, except for Remus/Sirius, which is growing on me.
Favorite category I like Marauder era and Romance best (though of course it depends on the sub-cat in Romance). Many people like D/A, but they just depress me, and I don't personally like being depressed. I read from every category, though, depending on my mood.
Favorite characters: I like Ron and Remus, closely followed by George, who for some reason insists on dragging Fred along with him. *sigh* You'd think they were siamese...
Favorite HP book: It's a tie between PoA and HBP. DH might conquer, though, when it's out.
Favorite non-HP books: I really like Heir Apparent, by V.V.V. I also love the Piratica books. Recently, I've been reading the Uglies series. I like the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, the Clique, anything by Meg Cabot, and about a thousand other books that I can't think of right now. I read super fast, so I can go through a 400 page book in a day, easy. I read a lot, so usually the only problem is finding a book I haven't already read. (In short, I end up re-reading a lot)
Favorite movies: Harry Potter movies, obviously. PotC movies (a recent obsession), LotR movies (epics!), Star Wars (call me a geek, but I love them), Titanic (no matter what you say, it's the saddest, most romantic movie ever!), High School Musical (before everyone went beserko and Disney began hyping it up, which annoyed me), Finding Nemo, Miss Congeniality, Hidalgo, the Little Mermaid, O Brother Where Art Thou, Oh dear me I can't think of any more...
Favorite food: Chocolate! And, um, as for real food...I could live off of bread, salt, and Diet Coke. Healthy, isn't it?
Favorite animal: Um...let's say a dodo, just for the heck of it.
Favorite color: Aqua. This one color I've only seen twice in my life on an Atlantis Resort commercial. Never seen that commercial again, or that exact shade of blue-green, but it's my favorite!
*decides not to bore you people anymore*
*vanishes in a swish of robes*
Until next update, dear friends! ;)
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Aspiration by Cinderella Angelina
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Susan's a bit worried about O.W.L. Potions. If she doesn't get an O, she won't be able to be a Healer, which she's dreamed of all her life.
Date: 01/14/07 Title: Chapter 1: Aspiration
That's so sad! Really good, though.
Author's Response: Thanks. Yeah, it\'s sad. I\'m glad you liked it! *D*
A better rat than a man by Werewolf_sympathiser
Rated: 6th-7th Years •Summary: Peter Pettigrew isn't your average wizard. For a start, he's meant to be dead, and secondly he's masquerading as a rat. Set in POA, Peter reflects on his actions. The fourth installment in the Seven Steps to Ruin series.
Date: 01/14/07 Title: Chapter 1: A better rat than a man
I really liked it. It seemed to kind of walk the line between funny and sad, if that makes any sense (it probably doesn't). But it was very good, and a good portrayal of Peter.
Author's Response: Thanks, it was my first attempt at following just Peter in detail. I thought there must be a heart in there somewhere. Glad you liked it :)
Resolute by HPwizzzard
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: It's New Year's Eve, but Ginny Weasley doesn't feel like celebrating. She goes for a walk, meaning to sort out her mixed feelings for Harry, and (literally) runs into Romilda Vane instead. In trying to help Romilda, can Ginny learn to live her life again?
This story is not intended for Harry/Ginny shippers. If you are a Harry/Ginny shipper, I would strongly suggest finding something else to read.
Date: 01/14/07 Title: Chapter 1: Ginny Weasley's New Year's Resolution
Very good...but I hope you don't see Harry as such a two-dimensional, nothing-but-good-looks-and-heroism kind of person. Because that's so not what he is, or what his relationship with Ginny is.
And no, I'm not a Harry/Ginny shipper. I don't care so much one way or the other what happens between them. But I'm just saying...
Anywho, I really liked it. Most stories I review because of the plot and stuff, but your's I reviewed mostly because of the brilliant writing. You really have a way with words, and got into Ginny's head so easily.
Author's Response: Oh please. I\'m here, aren\'t I? I know Harry\'s more than that. I just think that his relationship with Ginny is mostly a physical thing, and that she likes him for the wrong reasons. But of course, I\'m sure Jo disagrees.
Actually, I really can\'t write plot most of the time, so I have to rely on character devolopment. I think it\'s more fun anyway :D Thank you for the review!
Date: 01/14/07 Title: Chapter 1: Ginny Weasley's New Year's Resolution
Also, I totally agree with you about the whole Harry/Luna thing.
Author's Response: Emerald Moon forever! They are perfect for each other. In most instances, I agree with canon, but... I still have hope for them in Book 7. Ginny can just hook up with Neville, or better yet, Draco...
Spell Checker by MollyCoddles
Rated: 6th-7th Years •Summary: After the war, Snape is on sabbatical and Remus is filling in for DADA. Wading through scrolls of assignments, he begins to suspect one particular essay is wifely mischief managed.
Date: 01/09/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
That was so unbelievebly funny! And when Remus thought it was actually a student after he had kissed her...that was hilarious!
Author's Response: It\'s probably very wrong that I enjoy messing with Remus so much. I just think he\'d be the type to really enjoy a good prank - and the rewards that follow! ;)
Thank you for reading and reviewing!!
Date: 01/10/07 Title: Chapter 1: Batter and Banter
So cute and funny!
Author's Response: Thanks!
Date: 01/10/07 Title: Chapter 1: One Shot
That's rather cute! Well, no, I don't suppose cute is the right word, but I really can't think of another...anyway, I loved it, it was great. Really touching and kind of sad.
Living for the Dead by Biscuits
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: Death is always harder for the living. The dead are gone, they don't have to cope with the aftermath, the gravestone, the funeral, the empty place where friends or family once were. Those that are left behind have to live out the rest of their lives without them, no longer able to share everyday experiences with them.
Losing one friend is hard enough, but three?
(Character Death: The actual deaths happened before the fic starts, but it's discussed all the way through.)
Date: 01/14/07 Title: Chapter 1: Living for the Dead
Poor poor Remus...he pretty much has it the hardest of all, having to deal with his world falling apart in one night (Halloween, I mean). Anyway, I really liked the story. Very well-written and such.
Author's Response: He does have a really difficult time, doesn\'t he? He whole world just collapses on him. Anyway, thanks!
Hair of a Dog by Starbuckx
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: When Sirius and James hex Remus with a mustache, much fun ensues, and there's revenge to be had... of course. Therapy for those who just HATE the look of MovieRemus!
Date: 01/14/07 Title: Chapter 1: Hair of a Dog
It ENDED??? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Darn, I was really hoping there was more. It's really good, and funny, and I like it! Obviously.
Author's Response: Thank you so much!! There\'s no better praise than for someone to say that they don\'t want your story to end. :)
Annoyed by Gemma Hawk
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: Susan Bones and Draco Malfoy have a game going on, and Susan is sick of it. But once she overreacts, will it ruin her "friendship" with Draco? SB/DM
Date: 01/20/07 Title: Chapter 1: Annoyed
Darn! I really wish you'd continue this! But it was very good, and well written...I've never thought of this pairing before, but it makes sense to me!
Author's Response: Continue this? I doubt it, but thatnks though! Thanks for your review, and I\'m glad to see that someone else seems to believe in my OTP!
Green is Not a Primary Color by Hermione_Rocks
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Salazar Slytherin fled Hogwarts a mere day ago. Now, scarred and pained, the Four Founders reflect on broken promises and the memories of what used to be.
Date: 01/18/07 Title: Chapter 1: Green is Not a Primary Color
Great story! Nice take on what happened...and love the title.
Author's Response: Thanks! I\'m glad you liked the story, and the title too! :)
Who Believes In Love? by Oppungo
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: There she sat, out in the pouring rain, the droplets falling fast over her face and hair, her head held high with unquenchable pride. There she sat, one of the most beautiful young women in the world, inviting the rain to wash her away. Fleur Delacour knew for a fact that she would never have been sitting there like that two years ago. Before she met Bill Weasley.
The story of Bill Weasley and Fleur Delacour's relationship, written for Jenna in Secret SPEW 2.
Date: 01/20/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
That's so sweet! Love (not loved) it!
Date: 01/20/07 Title: None
wasn't this posted before?
Author's Response: Yes, but then the second chapter was rejected and the whole story got deleted. I didn\'t know your entire story for deleted when you got a chapter rejected for grammatical errors.
The Cabaret Singer by timestep
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: What happens when Ron runs into a former classmate in the years after Hogwarts
Date: 01/31/07 Title: Chapter 2: The Date
Well, I guess you can nvm on the whole rating thing...just pretend I didn't say anything! Anyway, great second chapter. I like the way you're doing this.
Author's Response: Thanks!
I suspect if the story ever continues (nugget is growing, but not until the other story I\'m writing gets developed enough for posting), it will need a slightly higher rating. My first dates tend to be pretty tame ;-)
Date: 01/23/07 Title: Chapter 1: Celebration
Interesting...I guess I'll have to wait for the next chapter before making a verdict on this veryrarepair.
Author's Response: It was a challenge. Can\'t wait to see what you think of the rest.
Date: 01/23/07 Title: Chapter 1: Celebration
Oh, and you might want to change the rating on this, and maybe add a warning. Just a suggestion!
Author's Response: I was just curious - what warning would be required here? What doesn\'t fit this rating?
How Ironic, Mr. Malfoy by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Lucius Malfoy is most infamous for being excessively proud of his ancestry and for his disdain for Muggle-borns. But what if he received a letter that changed everything? Takes place during OotP, and it's AU.
Contains snippets of humour.
For the "Dreams" challenge in the fanfiction beta boards... I am Schmerg_The_Impaler of Hufflepuff House.
Date: 01/24/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: In Which Owls Become Lucius's Hair Accessories
That is absolutely hilarious! In a different way than most of your stories, but that doesn't make it any less good! I can't wait for him to meet his muggle mum...the little snake-boy!
Author's Response: Thank you! I thought it might be fun to branch off a bit in my writing... even though I\'m STILL only writing about Slytherins. I don\'t know why I keep doing that, since I\'m in Hufflepuff and my favourite character is Ron.
Date: 04/05/07 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: In Which Our Hero Is Terrorized By A Doorbell
Wow! A Lucius redemption fic! You don't see those very often. But I think you have a good way of him being...changed/forgiven/whatever, that is, one that makes you think it could actually happen like that. Though the idea that he's adopted seems a little far-fetched, I suppose it's ceretainly possible. (OMG!1!!1!11! WHAT IF I'M ADOPTED, TOO? AHHHH!)
Okey-doke, sorry 'bout that. Anywho, great two-chap story.
It's so funny--any story written by you, no matter its content, automatically gets, like, fifty reviews in the first hour it's up. I don't know how you do it. ;)
Author's Response: There aren\'t that many Lucius redemption fics out there, and I love Lucius, so I wanted to give him a chance! Thanks for all of your lovely reviews on my stories.
And I guess I get so many reviews because people will see a new story by me and think, \"OOh! What if it\'s a sequel to The Dark Lord\'s Blog!\" And then they read it, and it\'s not, but it\'s too late! They\'ve already read it! MWAHAHAHA! Er... sorry...
The First Kiss by harry_kissed_ginny
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: One-Shot. James/Lily's First Kiss
Date: 02/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Cute! And no, the Ginny healer thing is not canon (I'm 99% positive--but there's always 1%!) but I could definitely see her being a healer.
Author's Response: Okay. I guess lots of people just had the same idea. Thanks though!
THANKS FOR THE REVIEW I APPRECIATE IT
Shades of Black by Striped Candycane
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: The three Black sisters are very different. But once a week, for a brief moment, they become very much the same...Pre-Hogwarts.
Date: 02/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Great story. Amazing descriptions of each of the girls...I begin to wonder just where they're going!
Author's Response: Haha, part of point of this one-shot was to make you wonder...thanks for reviewing!