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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Hermione describes her Ron troubles in this series of hilarious journal entries, notes passed in class, and lists. And...Mrs Norris is a duck?
NOTE: This was written quite some time ago, in my younger years. It was my first story...which should explain a lot.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 5282 |
Hits: 19107 |
Published: 11/12/04 |
Updated: 11/25/04
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Reviewer: ravenclawhero Signed
Date: 01/14/07
Title: Chapter 1: I Hate Everyone
i am reviewing this one after 'oh the insanity' SO EXTREMELY FUNNY!!!!! how do u do it? i love...who? is in my faves, you are in my faves, and these two will be in my faves. HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Reviewer: ravenclawhero Signed
Date: 01/14/07
Title: Chapter 1: I Hate Everyone
i told myself to mention this, but after so much laughing, i completely forgot. harry is WAY too OC in these stories for my liking. (so is mcgonagall, but that on i can live with) snape is pretty oc too.
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: A series of hilarious journal entries and lists from Hermione, describing the insane "war" she has gotten herself into with Parvati. Insanity, and hilarity, ensue... A sequel to "The Secret Thoughts of Hermione Granger" (though it'll make sense if you haven't read it)
Note: Another story from "back in the day."
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 14991 |
Hits: 53415 |
Published: 11/27/04 |
Updated: 01/24/05
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Reviewer: ravenclawhero Signed
Date: 01/14/07
Title: Chapter 1: Crazy Partys and Evil Plots
*face is contorted in a very unflattering way, trying to stiffle laughter* hehehehe...HaHaHa...HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
way too funny.
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: What that J.K. Lady DIDN'T want you to know. A short little parody of the now-famous ending to the first book.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 626 |
Hits: 2403 |
Published: 11/28/04 |
Updated: 11/28/04
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Reviewer: ravenclawhero Signed
Date: 01/07/07
Title: Chapter 1: The Only Chapter
Hermione: Screw that.
like 'what really happened in the chamber': FUNNY
Reviewer: ravenclawhero Signed
Date: 01/07/07
Title: Chapter 1: The Only Chapter
Hermione: Screw that.
like 'what really happened in the chamber': FUNNY
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Yet again, a revealing look inside the true story of what went on in your beloved Harry Potter books.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 985 |
Hits: 1631 |
Published: 11/30/04 |
Updated: 11/30/04
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Reviewer: ravenclawhero Signed
Date: 01/07/07
Title: Chapter 1: The Only Chapter
what's with the george foreman grill?
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Rated: •
Summary:
Categories: Orphan
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 0 |
Completed: No |
Words: 0 |
Hits: 0 |
Published: 01/01/70 |
Updated: 01/01/70
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Reviewer: ravenclawhero Signed
Date: 01/07/07
Title: None
I know! those are so annoying. the funniest you put were three slutty ginnys, seven sex god riddles, and eleven heartthrob harrys.
Rated: •
Summary: PLEASE OH PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!! 6TH CHAPPIE DONE!!! We've all heard those annoying Death-Curse.com over-used plot bunnies...but what would it be like if you had a story with all of them rolled into one? Read and find out! Cheers :D
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 727 |
Hits: 1861 |
Published: 01/04/05 |
Updated: 01/04/05
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Reviewer: ravenclawhero Signed
Date: 01/07/07
Title: Chapter 1: Episode 1 - A new Hermione
*LAUGHLAUGHLAUGH* this was extremely short and yet one of the funniest fanfics i have ever read! it makes no sense, and those are my fave humorfics, they keep me laughing forever!
Reviewer: ravenclawhero Signed
Date: 01/07/07
Title: Chapter 1: Episode 1 - A new Hermione
*LAUGHLAUGHLAUGH* this was extremely short and yet one of the funniest fanfics i have ever read! it makes no sense, and those are my fave humorfics, they keep me laughing forever!
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Harry, Ron and Hermione use the time turner so Ron can experience time travel and in doing so, alter a past event, causing their future to be drastically changed.
Categories: Mystery
Characters: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 5176 |
Hits: 1596 |
Published: 01/18/05 |
Updated: 01/18/05
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Reviewer: ravenclawhero Signed
Date: 01/05/07
Title: Chapter 1: A Normal Life
you made one big mistake. no offence. in the alternate world when harry, hermione and chris are in the common room. harry and hermione aren't supposed to be friends. harry, ron and hermione became friends when ron and harry saved hermione from the troll. if voldemort never existed, he never took over quirell, who never sent the troll to Hogwarts. other than that, great story!
Reviewer: ravenclawhero Signed
Date: 01/05/07
Title: Chapter 1: A Normal Life
you made one big mistake. no offence. in the alternate world when harry, hermione and chris are in the common room. harry and hermione aren't supposed to be friends. harry, ron and hermione became friends when ron and harry saved hermione from the troll. if voldemort never existed, he never took over quirell, who never sent the troll to Hogwarts. other than that, great story!
Author's Response: Hi, and thanks for your review. That is a good point that the troll scene would not have taken place and H&C may not have been friends with Hr at that time, but my story also takes place over 2 1/2 years later, at the end of PoA, so it\'s plausible that any number of events could have taken place resulting in the 3 becoming friends.
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Remus is trying to study, someone is being annoying. Slight attempt at even slighter humor and *squee*ness.
Categories: Remus/Sirius
Characters: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1533 |
Hits: 2151 |
Published: 01/02/06 |
Updated: 01/02/06
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Reviewer: ravenclawhero Signed
Date: 03/02/07
Title: Chapter 1: Can't Stop the Moonlight
Ooooh...I want more! what happens to Remus and Sirius? And by the way, what is Remus' problem? I liked the poem. it's an amazing poem. very nice. Rave♥
Author's Response: You can read my story The Wolfstar Epic to find out what happened to them before and what happens after. I\'m glad you enjoyed the poem. Thanks for reading!
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Just a general poem I wrote about a war then I modified it for Harry Potter.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 59 |
Hits: 1688 |
Published: 01/03/06 |
Updated: 01/03/06
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Reviewer: ravenclawhero Signed
Date: 01/24/07
Title: Chapter 1: War
woah...AWESOME!!!
Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: What happens when you cross Ginny Weasley with the death of Harry, a tyrannic Voldemort, unwanted fame, and the betrayal of her best friend? You get a very pissed off Ginny, with an agenda for revenge.
A dystopic version of what happens after the final battle, and a bad (in a good way) Ginny that certainly takes her revenge on Voldemort in spades. The 'girl-power' super heroine you've all been waiting for- brought over from another site due to popular demand!
All lyrics are copyrighted by the band Garbage, and no infringement is intended- I thank them for inspiring this plotbunny!
Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe,
Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 13 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 52833 |
Hits: 5718 |
Published: 08/23/06 |
Updated: 12/20/06
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Reviewer: ravenclawhero Signed
Date: 01/14/07
Title: Chapter 1: Prologue: Version 2.0
no offence, but what the hell do yuo have against hermione?!!?!!?!!?!! i mean, seriously, she's horrible! and u made her that way! what is your freakin' problem?!!?!! other than that freakish mutiny against hermione, great story! at least, great chapter. (i haven't read the whole thing, but it sounds pretty interesting)
Author's Response: LOL. Well, I hope you\'ll keep reading, and as for Hermione, we kind of get into her head a little later as to why she went so nuts... But in reality, I have nothing against JK\'s Hermione. I think she\'s great. But for my own purposes in this fic, she needed to fall off her rocker. I hope you\'ll stick around to find out the rest of the story!
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Ginny reflects on the life and love she's known.
Categories: Harry/Ginny
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1037 |
Hits: 2333 |
Published: 08/26/06 |
Updated: 08/26/06
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Reviewer: ravenclawhero Signed
Date: 01/05/07
Title: Chapter 1: Beautiful Slumber
two more seconds and would have actually cried! ginny is beautifully portrayed here, and harry, awww. ginny, i could actually feel how badly she was feeling. i could feel, in myself, the sadness, pain, hurt and...the darkness. wow! i'm going to go eat me pizza now!
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: In the midst of a war-torn world, Harry lives carrying the wizarding world’s burdens, while Draco willingly follows his leader in darkness. When they meet one evening in the most unexpected of places, however, they find that their differences can be put aside, even if just for one night. Based on the song “Invincible” by Jesse McCartney.
Categories: Harry/Draco
Characters: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 4621 |
Hits: 2093 |
Published: 12/01/06 |
Updated: 12/02/06
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Reviewer: ravenclawhero Signed
Date: 01/20/07
Title: Chapter 1: Invincible
thank you! thank you! thank you! this fanfic is the first i ever read and it got me wanting for more and more and more! I am now obssesed with fanfiction and it's all thanks to you! or i should be blaming you. u got me obssesed and now, i do nothing else but read fanfic. I blame you!!!! >=[ J/K ;-D luv the story.
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Ron had always loved Hermione but could barely manage enough courage to tell her. Looking back on his life, he knows he should have done more when he had the chance. One-shot.
Categories: Ron/Hermione
Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death,
Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 3726 |
Hits: 1711 |
Published: 12/21/06 |
Updated: 12/29/06
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Reviewer: ravenclawhero Signed
Date: 01/10/07
Title: Chapter 1: As You Sleep
i am crying right now. *sniff* oh, god! sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad
Author's Response: Aww I\'m sorry to m ake you cry! I know it\'s a sad story and it made me almost cry while I was writing it. I can\'t believe my brain thought up such an awfully sad story. I still hold hope they have a happy ending in Jo\'s book though. *crosses fingers* Thanks much for the review! ~GG
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Harry's life has been nothing but violence, pain, and loss, but through it all he has remained brave and determined to defeat evil. His war is not over yet.
Submitted for the Ballad Challenge.
House: Ravenclaw
Forum Username: Gigi
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 282 |
Hits: 1073 |
Published: 01/05/07 |
Updated: 01/15/07
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Reviewer: ravenclawhero Signed
Date: 01/16/07
Title: Chapter 1: Harry's War
awww....cute ballad. again, u prove yourself worthy of my faves. list. jeez, i sound like some mystical guru 'you have proven yourself worthy'. i fell really stupid. anyway, love the poem.
Author's Response: Haha *bows* Thanks so much! :D You\'re my hero. ~GG
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Harry Potter returns to Number 4 Privet Drive for the last time to say goodbye…and hello. The song in this One-shot is ‘Hurt’ by Christina Aguilera, with the exception of the last stanza which I added/altered myself.
Please Read and Review, friends!
Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Abuse,
Character Death,
Dubious Consent,
Mental Disorders,
Self Injury,
Suicide,
Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1887 |
Hits: 2452 |
Published: 01/08/07 |
Updated: 01/11/07
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Reviewer: ravenclawhero Signed
Date: 01/20/07
Title: Chapter 1: ...Hello
awwww
Author's Response: reviews like this are toxicly contagious...awwww! thanks so much, that was exactly the reaction I was going for!
~The Tainted One
Reviewer: ravenclawhero Signed
Date: 01/20/07
Title: Chapter 1: ...Hello
awwww
Author's Response: Thanks, agian! but, umm, I\'m pretty sure double submitting is breaking a law of some sort, so NOTE TO ALL: you only need to click the \'Submit\' button once.
~The Tainted One