01/23/07
I'm Naomi. My age.. Is none of your buisness! Humph. Any ways, I love Harry Potter, and I hate work. And piano. And school. And yucky food. I am hyper mostly every day and I'm thought to be crazy. Who cares?! Hahahahaha!
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Sweet Sixteen Again by Crimsonphoenix1
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Post-OOTP. When Voldemort attacks Harry and Dumbledore comes to fight him off, Harry accidentally casts a strange spell that turns Dumbledore and Voldemort into 16 year olds-Harry's age. Now both of them must live with Harry and the Dursleys...Please R&R! COMPLETE!!
Date: 01/26/07 Title: Chapter 1: Attack
mmph..BWAHHAHAHA! That is SOOOO hilarious! I'm only on the first chapter, and My sides are going to split if I read another! Great! 10!
Date: 01/26/07 Title: Chapter 2: Dursleys
HAHAHAHA! my fave part was when harry was asking the questions "Or does Lord Voldemort not.." whatever it was. Does VOLDIE (he would hate that even more if I said Voldie-poo!) even WEAR ..er.. under-garmets??
Date: 01/29/07 Title: Chapter 6: Hogwarts
Dun Dun Dun...HAHAHAHAHA! again. Hi-larious.10.
Date: 01/27/07 Title: Chapter 3: Teenagers
hehe...access to girs...haha...infatuated...heha...lord voldemort, a cutie.....Bwahhaha! SOOOO funny! MUST-KEEP-SIDES-FROM-BURSTING!
Date: 01/27/07 Title: Chapter 4: Work
Fawkes sang just to annoy Tom, Right? Fawkes finaly hates someone! I'm so proud if him! and I am so glad you gave him that ability. Tell me, what makes a good story? How do you write a good, funny, and proper one? I NEED TO KNOW!!!
Date: 01/27/07 Title: Chapter 4: Work
Also, Voldemort's a hypocrite, ana idiot, a pig, and a "stupid, sick, nasty pervert". HAHAHAHAHA!
Date: 01/24/07 Title: None
I LOVE this story! 10s all around! Preview please. Pretty please? Pretty pleasr with a cherry on top? Ok, ok. I GROVEL AT YOUR FEET!
Evil Villainy for Dummies by Hermiones_Revenge
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: (Hi, I wrote this when I was 16, please keep that in mind. I'm keeping it up because people still like it.)
So, you want to be an evil villain? In this handbook that a certain Hogwarts student purchases, all of the rules, techniques, and frequently asked questions about evil villainy are explained. Do you have what it takes? And what will happen to the student who purchases the book? Another story from the strange, twisted, and slightly unfortunate Hermione's Revenge.
Date: 02/14/07 Title: Chapter 1: So, you want to be an evil villain?
NEVILLE? NEVILLE BUYS IT? Well. All I have to say is.........
YOU ARE A GENIOUS!
Date: 02/14/07 Title: Chapter 2: Finding a Purpose and a Nemesis
hehe. pie. heha. lotta ennimies 4 HP. WHO?
Date: 02/14/07 Title: Chapter 3: Evil Etiquette
constipation sneering. NICE. ;) PET CHICKEN!!! Karaoke is SOO EVIL. Sing BADLY.
Date: 02/14/07 Title: Chapter 4: Your Evil Plan
Why Ron? just curious. Magic Lemon Drop. you can do better. Your holding back. make it a magic anti toe jam cream next time.
Date: 02/14/07 Title: Chapter 5: Your Original Evil Style and Pointless Evil
pointless is good. why do u think i am here?
Date: 02/14/07 Title: Chapter 6: The Do's and Don'ts of Executing your Evil Plan
O K .that makes sence. hey how bout mu evil laugh?
MWahahahaha! BWAHHAHAMWAHHAHA
Date: 02/14/07 Title: Chapter 7: Quiz time!
Goyle? I thought I was Malfoy! nice twist though.
The Stupid Toad Woman by mugglegurl
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: One-shot challenge- owls, written by the patient Hufflepuff, mugglegurl. We all know that Hedwig was attacked by Umbridge in OotP. Here's her tale of what happened. Somewhat funny, if I do say so myself.
Date: 01/24/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Stupid Toad Woman
HAHAHAHAHAHA! *SNORT*
(sorry, fell off my chair)
That is SO funny. 10!
Author's Response: *giggles* I\'m glad you liked it! It was a pleasure to write.
Date: 01/24/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Stupid Toad Woman
HAHAHAHAHAHA! *SNORT*
(sorry, fell off my chair)
That is SO funny. 10!
Author's Response: *giggles* I\'m glad you liked it! It was a pleasure to write.
And the Sky Was on Fire by Aelan Greenleaf
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: I held your cold body against mine, as I shivered from both shock and grief. You were gone, and I had never even known you. And the skies above us were on fire, on fire with the new dawn, the dawn you would never see. And I cried.
Date: 01/24/07 Title: Chapter 1: And the Sky Was on Fire
YOu really have a way to make Harry's kids suffer, don't you? Well, you do it in a very creative way.
The Dark Lord's Blog by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: What does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.
WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.
RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!
Date: 03/24/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home
Note before you read this: I can ramble for a long time on stories I like. You read the westin game. I liked his Hobbies. *snicker* (oil pastels). Also, Wouldn't his brain & ears be all explody and stuff? caz if he can hear us, ad there's millions of people reading this, the'd go bezerk. MORE THAN USUAL. What is he, the flabby guy's mom? also, UM PINK POWER RANGER??? Lucius or Draco(probly draco) is obsessed with Power rangers!!!!! Ahhh! Pop-Tart of doom! ( I made me try it in my dreams and then read this chapter again) Lucious/Draco is also so stupid! He can't tell it's him! HAHAHAHA! break dancing! *snort* 50/10!
Author's Response: Hurray! Rambling reviews are fun to respond to.
I LOVE the Weston Game!
Yeah, Voldy\'s hobbies are pretty weird... and yeah, Draco is obsessed with the power rangers.
Draco is prettynpureblood and Lucius is DaddyLuscious.
I\'m glad you thought it was funny!
Date: 03/25/07 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: A Selected List of Imbeciles
OK. Standard note: I ramble. First, nice comment about a comb w/HP. I liked the "untalented @ dying" thing. I know what ya mean bout the Head on commercial! I laughed sooo hard when I imagined Harry colapsing in agony about his mom. And, rab411 sould get a LIFE!
Author's Response: Thanks! It\'s so fun to talk about Harry from Voldemort\'s point of view.
I feel sorry for rab411... he has to work for really stupid people!