Hermione Lurves Ron [
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03/29/07
UPDATE: I am officially on HIATUS. I have one midget plotbunny, and I think The Potter's Wedding Vows might be finished too. I'll be on, just not writing, ok?
Well, hello there. Through some random plot twist you ended up at my bio.
Likes:The colour green, chocolate, music, rhinestones, sequins, inside jokes, random dancing, television, MNFF, the Internet, Twilight, etc., etc.
Dislikes:Rude people, most non-canon shippers, raisins, Voldy.
Fave authors: JKR (no duh), Stephenie Meyer, Jane Austen, Meg Cabot, Tamora Pierce, many many others.
I have some poems posted here. I hope you like them and leave some reviews. Any ideas would be sincerely appreciated.
I'm also BellaHermione on FF.net, and I just posted a new story. Review, myesss?
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Harry, Ron and Hermione accidentally end up in an alternate dimension.
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1906 |
Hits: 4434 |
Published: 11/06/04 |
Updated: 11/06/04
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Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 03/30/07
Title: Chapter 2: Part 2
Kinda serious, but cools too
Rated: •
Summary: Uncle Vernon has a bad toothache, and the only dentist who can see him on a Saturday is a Dr. Granger. What he doesn't know is gonna hurt him. Open wide!
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 3990 |
Hits: 2869 |
Published: 11/09/04 |
Updated: 11/09/04
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Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 06/19/07
Title: Chapter 1: (Short Story)
Hee hee!!! I love!!! this story!!!!
Rated: •
Summary: Various HP characters get drunk or high on sugar/caffeine/whatever (as long as it's legal!). Insanity follows. No one's in character.
Very random.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 3511 |
Hits: 5628 |
Published: 11/10/04 |
Updated: 11/11/04
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Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 05/12/07
Title: Chapter 2: The Marauders
omg i luv this story!!! u should do it with the slytherins!! or Luna!!
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: A Christmas play about Harry getting a book of Christmas stories and he and Ron read them. (Lots of Parodies)
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The first story: "The Flightmare Before Christmas". Ron gets the bright idea to try Christmas this year, and does this with the help of a magical horse that can fly.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 18765 |
Hits: 65668 |
Published: 11/15/04 |
Updated: 12/01/04
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Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 06/25/07
Title: Chapter 1: The Flightmare Before Christmas
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!! I like the Harry licking a lollipop part!
Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 06/25/07
Title: Chapter 7: The Twelve Days of Christmas
I hate H/Hr shipping but that wasn't too mushy so A+ 10 thousand kadrillion out of 10
Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 03/30/07
Title: Chapter 12: White Christmas
OMG I LOOOOOVE THIS STORY! Especially the 12 Days of Christmas!
Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 03/31/07
Title: Chapter 7: The Twelve Days of Christmas
Hermione Lurves Ron: *ROFLOL's so hard that she falls off her chair and hurts herself* Ohmygosh this is HILARIOUS! My fave is when Luna gets her 12 shots of crucio!
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: If Hermione hadn't met the boys on the train that first day, things would most certainly be different. Featuring Metro!Ron, Loser!Harry, Stalker!Hermione, and Smoker!Ginny.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 4502 |
Hits: 2270 |
Published: 11/24/04 |
Updated: 11/24/04
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Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 11/11/07
Title: Chapter 1: Why Hermione Is Different Than All The Other Girls
Hee Hee Hee!! AWESOME!!
Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 05/12/07
Title: Chapter 1: Why Hermione Is Different Than All The Other Girls
heeheeheee!!!!!!!!
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: What that J.K. Lady DIDN'T want you to know. A short little parody of the now-famous ending to the first book.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 626 |
Hits: 2407 |
Published: 11/28/04 |
Updated: 11/28/04
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Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 06/29/07
Title: Chapter 1: The Only Chapter
wow. I think this ought to be over 1-2 years, tho bcuz that is equal to a g in american ratings, or in newhere else, meant for little kids
Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 06/29/07
Title: Chapter 1: The Only Chapter
But I forgot I REALLY LIKE THIS!!!!!!!
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Yet again, a revealing look inside the true story of what went on in your beloved Harry Potter books.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 985 |
Hits: 1632 |
Published: 11/30/04 |
Updated: 11/30/04
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Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 06/29/07
Title: Chapter 1: The Only Chapter
Ohhhhhkk then. I really like htis but I also think that you should get some help. No I'm not talkin about grammar
Rated: •
Summary: Hermione and the gang sold their story to a Muggle author, who turned it into a big hit, but skewed the facts. She tries to retaliate by writing her own fanfiction, but finds out it's harder than it looks.
AU
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2058 |
Hits: 1805 |
Published: 12/13/04 |
Updated: 12/13/04
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Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 06/03/07
Title: Chapter 1: Part One
OH PLEEEEEEEEEEZ UPDATE SOON! THIS IS GIVING ME A LAFF AND A HALF
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: On Christmas Eve, Ron is shown the error of his ways by four ghosts. Will he learn his lesson before it is too late?
Categories: Ron/Hermione
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 5053 |
Hits: 14646 |
Published: 12/21/04 |
Updated: 01/04/05
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Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 04/10/07
Title: Chapter 5: It's Not Too Late
Yay! I luved it!
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Parody of the Harry Potter series written and completed before the release of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. It looks at the lives of some of the major characters as they wait impatiently for book six to arrive. Naturally, chaos ensues. Suitable for all.
Winner of the first annual Quicksilver Quills Award 2006 for best humor fiction. Thank you!
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 14850 |
Hits: 46806 |
Published: 01/06/05 |
Updated: 06/18/05
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Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 11/23/07
Title: Chapter 5: Chapter Five: Like Marshmallows From A Baby
just a couple misspellings but awesome
ballet bar-ballet barre
and in a couple chapters headquaters-headquarters
Author's Response: K, thanks!
Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 11/23/07
Title: Chapter 7: Chapter Seven: School Days are the Best Days of Your Life, You Know ...
I really really love your story but PLEASE go back and spell-check! It's driving me insane!
Author's Response: All in good time - I have classes to teach.
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Voldemort attacks the Potters, James and Lily try to protect their beloved baby boy. Then suddenly they're in a house they do not know. Harry isn't with them and they don't know what happened. Where are they? And who are the redhead children running down the stairs? Why have they been sent?
The story is placed in the future, years after Voldemort's death, but danger is still lurking.
Features Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione.
Joint winner in the genfic category of the Multifaceted Fanfiction Awards
Categories: Post-Hogwarts
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 26 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 108188 |
Hits: 123531 |
Published: 01/27/05 |
Updated: 11/17/05
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Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 03/31/07
Title: Chapter 26: After the Battle
Oh! I luv the ending!
Author's Response: Awww, thanks :D
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Ron Weasley finds out that he is eligible to praticipate in the Wizard Exchange Program, a program in which two witches or wizards exchange lives for 3 months. But something goes terribly wrong with Ron's application!!
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 904 |
Hits: 2249 |
Published: 02/05/05 |
Updated: 02/05/05
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Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 06/29/07
Title: Chapter 1: The Letter
That's kind of a cliffie! ARE YOU GONNA UPDATE AT ALL?????
Rated: •
Summary: Lord Voldemort has an encounter or two he'd rather forget. Sort of an explanation for the origin of all the Voldemort's daughter Mary Sues in the fandom.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1169 |
Hits: 1960 |
Published: 03/22/05 |
Updated: 03/22/05
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Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 03/31/07
Title: Chapter 1: One-shot
odd. funny, but odd
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Hermione is slowly losing her marbles and develops an unhealthy obsession with Snape – to his horror. The task of saving what is left of her sanity falls upon him of all people. What's wrong with Hermione and can he help her?
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 13624 |
Hits: 40211 |
Published: 05/03/05 |
Updated: 09/17/07
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Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 04/21/07
Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5: When Nothing Is Reversed, Deeply Are You Cursed
hahahaha!!!!! i like the "wild west" part!!