03/30/05
www.fanfiction.mugglenet.com
I am 14 years old and I live in Hawaii. I'm Japanese/German/Polish/who knows what else. I got into Harry Potter when I was nine years old, and since then I've been pretty much obsessed (but not obsessed as in buying the posters, toys, bedsheets, wallpaper, etc.). I love Harry Potter Fan Fiction, and this is now my writing home. I AM STRICTLY A HUMOR FIC WRITER. (though I may occasionally post fics of other genres...)
5'5", straight (I LIKE IT PERFECTLY STRAIGHT) caramel hair, slightly underweight; I eat, what, ten bites of food every meal. (exaggerating...)
I'm an A-minus average student! Not one of those people who get so obsessed with something they fall behind on their schoolwork and get D's and all that...just so you know...
Random Favorites:
Favorite TV Show: Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Favorite Movies: The Day After Tomorrow, Beverly Hills Ninja, Lord of the Rings movies, Spongebob Squarepants Movie (NOTE TO ALL YOU SPONGEBOB HATERS: You must all think that Spongebob is a kiddie show made for seven year olds, but really, it's made for people of any age. The immaturity of it is what makes it funny...and besides, the movie is PG instead of G so the humor is a bit more crude and funny than in the TV show...sorry, just had to get that out of my system.)
Favorite Type of Music: Rock. Helps me relieve my stress.
Favorite Band: Linkin Park
Favorite HP book: OotP
Favorite HP movie: CoS (or SS, I can't really decide)
Favorite Color: Blue
Favorite season: Winter (it's great in Hawaii because instead of snow we get rain, and the weather just gets a bit chilly...I guess living in a tropical climate makes me look forward to cold seasons.)
Favorite animal: Dog!!
Favorite type of dog: Chihuahua!! I own a purebred chihuahua, and he's so CUTE!!!
Favorite Video Games: Final Fantasy VII, SimCity series (actually, all Sim games), Kingdom Hearts (yes, anything to do with Squaresoft), the OLD Pokemon games (red, blue, yellow) (besides those Pokemon games, I am not a Pokemon fan).
Favorite Sioenxingzawaha: Quaxelplekkenh.
My first fic is titled Hallie Prongs. Hallie is the name of my best friend, and Prongs is, obviously, James Potter. Just a random fact.
You are a STUDENT of the English language!
You are on your way to becoming
gramatically sound; however, you must keep
studying if you ever want to become a master.
You do manage to speak better than most
Americans, but then again, that's not really
saying too much. Keep studying, little
Student.
How grammatically correct are you? (Revised with answer key)
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Which HP Kid Are You?
Poseidon
?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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You're like a Unicorn!
?? Which Mythical Creature Are You ??
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you are the "you suck, and that's sad"
happy bunny. your truthful, but can be a bit
brutal.
which happy bunny are you?
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The Completely Pointless Personality Quiz
BLUE
You give your love and friendship unconditionaly. You enjoy long, thoughtful conversations rich in philosophy and spirituality. You are very loyal and intuitive.
Find out your color at Quiz Me!
My favorite color!
discover your dog breed @ quiz meme
Are you Addicted to the Internet?
44%
Average@Internet-User.com (41% - 60%)
You seem to have a healthy balance in your life when it comes to the internet and life away from the computer. You know enough to do what you want online without looking like an idiot (most of the time). You even have your own Yahoo club or online journal! But you enjoy seeing your friends and going out to enjoy life away from your computer.
The Are you Addicted to the Internet? Quiz at Quiz Me!
FANFICTION STATUS...
:Hallie Prongs: NOTICE: I am deleting ALL of the chapters and I am rewriting them as Hallie Prongs v2. If you would like to keep a copy of the original HP please email me and let me know.
:The USA: The second chapter has been resubmitted. You're all happy, I know it!
:Winter Dream: Coming soon. A one-shot about a very strange, disturbing dream Harry has one winter night. Don't worry, it's another humor fic. I'm focusing on this one right now.
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Date: 06/28/05 Title: None
It didn't work for me. Nope. Didn't get it at all. Very simple-minded and unoriginal, but don't take that offensively, take it as constructive criticism. I thought the song matched, though.
Spattergroit by Rudhampaiel
Rated: •Summary: Takes place after the visit to St. Mungo’s. Hermione’s dwelling on a certain something one of the wizards said.
Date: 05/19/05 Title: Chapter 1: Bugger
Sorry, but I didn't like it that much. I thought it was a bit dull and hardly funny at all, though I thought it was well-written and had good use of voice. The main thing that bugs me about this whole story, I think, is the fact that it's written in first-person, which I don't care for and am not used to. Oh well, other people seem to love it.
Author's Response: Don't be sorry. That's your opinion and you're entitled to it. Even if the style wasn't your cup of tea, I am glad you found it well-written. First person is definitely a form that people either love or hate. Thanks for taking the time to leave a review, and thank you for making it a constructive criticism, rather than a flame. It's appreciated. ;)
Harry Potter and the Fan Fic no no by Angelwings
Rated: •Summary: Like the earlier fan fic 'As Hogwarts Turns' by fellow moderator Seren, " this has been written for the sole purpose of explaining exactly what NOT to do in a fiction. Odd chapters are the originally bad chapters." If this fan fic doesn't make any sense, it is doing its job right. You have been warned. Thankyou.
Date: 05/21/05 Title: Chapter 1: One shot (thank goodness!)
All right, I know that was written to teach a VERY valuable fanfic lesson to us, but I have to say, that was #*($&ing HILARIOUS! I never stopped laughing! Absolutely pointless, absolutely potty-mouthed, and absolutely sick! The funniest story EVER!! Oh, and I have one question and can you please respond to this (or can you?): Are Dobby's ears wet because...? (sticky white substance that is ejected forcefully from the p****) That's just plain wrong...but still HILARIOUS!! Oh, I'm sorry, I'm going on forever...EVERYONE SHOULD READ THIS!
Date: 06/15/05 Title: None
I didn't get it. I didn't like it. Everything happened so...strangely and unexpectedly, with not much explanation at all. You tried to be funny, but alas, you weren't. Also, I don't think your characters talked in the proper British way. No, sorry, I'm with Hedwigs Queen.
Date: 06/15/05 Title: None
I didn't get it. I didn't like it. Everything happened so...strangely and unexpectedly, with not much explanation at all. You tried to be funny, but alas, you weren't. Also, I don't think your characters talked in the proper British way. No, sorry, I'm with Hedwigs Queen.
Date: 06/15/05 Title: None
I didn't get it. I didn't like it. Everything happened so...strangely and unexpectedly, with not much explanation at all. You tried to be funny, but alas, you weren't. Also, I don't think your characters talked in the proper British way. No, sorry, I'm with Hedwigs Queen.
Date: 06/15/05 Title: None
I didn't get it. I didn't like it. Everything happened so...strangely and unexpectedly, with not much explanation at all. You tried to be funny, but alas, you weren't. Also, I don't think your characters talked in the proper British way. No, sorry, I'm with Hedwigs Queen.
Date: 06/15/05 Title: None
I didn't get it. I didn't like it. Everything happened so...strangely and unexpectedly, with not much explanation at all. You tried to be funny, but alas, you weren't. Also, I don't think your characters talked in the proper British way. No, sorry, I'm with Hedwigs Queen.
Date: 06/15/05 Title: None
Oops sorry, didn't mean to make that many reviews. I accidentally submitted a ten, then quickly changed it, then changed it again...well, you understand.
The Weaver of Life by dracofan
Rated: Professors •Summary: Join Harry through a journey of possible futures as his opinion of a certain red-head changes drastically. NOW COMPLETE
Date: 05/21/05 Title: Chapter 3: The Honeymoon
That was really cool, can you send the uncut version to me? winterdream@mugglenet.com. Thanks!
Date: 06/15/05 Title: None
WHAT?! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO UPDATE?! NO WAY! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOREVER FOR CHAPTER SEVEN, AND NOW YOU'RE JUST GOING TO QUIT?! I WON'T LET YOU!! (though I don't know what I can do!!)
Date: 05/24/05 Title: None
This is a great story! C'MON MODS! Chapter 7 must be validated, they've got to cut you some slack! I mean, your computer is slow, making all those typos...but if the reason is that your next chapter doesn't make sense, well, WE LIKE IT THAT WAY! Heck, these chapters don't make much sense either, but that's why we love 'em! You deserve a 10 and if this were school you'd get an A+++, which is, say, 130% (better than Hermione!!).
Date: 06/06/05 Title: None
I'm drunk on lem'nade too! hic...............HAHAHAHAA FUN NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STORY!!!! s'goin on m'favrites list.......*hits the floor hard*
Date: 06/06/05 Title: None
Okay, the lemonade's out of my system. GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT!!
Date: 06/06/05 Title: None
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| LINE!LINE!LINE!LINE!LINE!LINE!LINE!LINE! never mind, brilliant, 10.1/10!
Date: 06/06/05 Title: None
"I juss gotta say one fing...tha' I.....ressssspect you."
Date: 05/23/05 Title: None
I'm laughing at the story, of course! That was great, update soon!
Author's Response: i did submit chaps 3 and 4 so hopefully those people @ muggle net will approve my story soon.. I've been waiting sooo long for it to be approved... two days to be exact lol... from: the author or the crazy girl who has to much time on her hands..
Date: 05/22/05 Title: None
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Author's Response: are you laughing @ me or at the story pick and choose kid..
Date: 05/22/05 Title: None
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Harry Potter and the Era of Darkness by Artimus Moneytrouser
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: This story occurs many years after Harry has graduated from Hogwarts, and his daughter arrives for her first year. Needless to say, things don't go as well for her as they did for her dad.
Date: 05/31/05 Title: Chapter 1: The Only Chapter
It made no sense, it was idiotic, it was rushed at some points...but it was hilarious and deserves a 10.