Surely it's more important to compose good stories than bios? But for the sake of people who may be interested in my slightly irregular little life, here is a collection of sentences for perusal at your leisure.

I eat reviews. If you want me to live, please keep writing them ;)

Every good bio must have vital statistics right? Well...
Female, 19 years of age, black hair with weirdo red bits, green eyes, strangely small features, or so my friends tell me. Clean and de-liced. Looks particularly alluring in three quarter length trousers.

I'll take this line to thank Hogwartsduchess for being the awesomest beta ever.

Not sure what to do with this line, maybe leave it alone.

This line however, is a different matter. I'd like to implore everyone to listen to a combination of 'Massive Attack', 'Thrice', and 'Coheed and Cambria' as they get the creative juices flowing.

Current work in progress is 'The Final Cut.'



Try it, or you'll just never know...