Rating: 3rd-5th Years
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Vernon has an unexpected encounter. Dudley needs a job. Fred and George have a new venture. General chaos ensues.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Substance Abuse
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 4628 |
Hits: 2436 |
Published: 09/29/06 |
Updated: 09/29/06
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: A compilation of the most commonly used Harry Potter clichés in the fandom. Features Angsty!Harry, Sweet!Draco, Head Dorms, sudden romances in the forms of Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny and of course, Draco/Hermione, because what's a cliché without them?
The Marauders also make an appearance in this fic, including Lily/Lily's best friend/Lily's other best friend.
Warning: mention of hippopotamuses inside.
Chapter Five is up! The story is done. Also, thank you to everyone who nominated this neatly tied bundle of ridiculousness in the QQ awards, I really appreciate it!
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 6689 |
Hits: 20305 |
Published: 06/03/06 |
Updated: 09/29/06
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: It's the summer before Ginny's fifth year, and she's forced to confront her prejudices when she stumbles upon Draco in the forest behind the Burrow. Ginny's trust is tested, and Draco's loyalties are questioned. They're forced to separate so they can resume their school lives, where Harry and Ginny are both trying to keep track of him, but for completely different reasons.
Categories: Draco/Ginny
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 |
Completed: No |
Words: 3336 |
Hits: 8378 |
Published: 05/18/06 |
Updated: 09/28/06
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: He wasn't blind. He could see. He just chose not to. Harry Potter had seen to many horrible things in his life. He had seen them so no one else had to. He had felt them so they didn't. He had lived through them so everyone else wouldn't. But now they were over. And he never wanted to see anything ever again.
Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 877 |
Hits: 2014 |
Published: 09/23/06 |
Updated: 09/28/06
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Hermione died in the Horcruxes crusade. One year later, Voldemort was finally destroyed and Ron returned home, exhausted. His room was exactly the same as he left it. But awaiting him on his desk was a small pile of letters with a short note on top.
Mr. Weasley, we found those letters addressed to you in Hermione’s belongings. It was only fair they were returned to you. Signed, Mr. and Mrs. Granger.
Categories: Ron/Hermione
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 19273 |
Hits: 24795 |
Published: 03/01/06 |
Updated: 09/27/06
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Do you know the feeling of anticipation? When you know you're finally going to get something you've wanted for so long that you feel like you're going to burst with excitement? Well, I felt like that when I saw the Head Girl's badge in my hand. That was before I knew Potter was Head Boy.
Merlin, did he turn my seventh year upside down.
Categories: James/Lily
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: No |
Words: 3632 |
Hits: 1899 |
Published: 09/21/06 |
Updated: 09/26/06
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: What if that song “Weasley is our King” (the Gryffindor version of course) was true? Ronald Billius Weasley is the King of Gryffindoria, and to marry the princess of Muggledon, he must rid the kingdom of Quaffles (evil monsters). Join this strange adventure with Ron and some of the gang. One-Shot of espresso :)!
Can also be seen on HPFF under Secret_Lover, who is ME...again!
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2873 |
Hits: 2263 |
Published: 09/17/06 |
Updated: 09/26/06
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: To take a life is evil, but to give into tempation is worse...
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2028 |
Hits: 1523 |
Published: 09/24/06 |
Updated: 09/24/06
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: With just hours left before he's to leave Hogwarts forever, James reflects on the past, the present and the future.
Categories: Marauder Era
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1061 |
Hits: 1840 |
Published: 09/19/06 |
Updated: 09/22/06
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: What no one else could do, she will, when the church bells ring.
Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded,
Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1433 |
Hits: 2119 |
Published: 09/21/06 |
Updated: 09/21/06
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: And so she weeps, for innocence lost and beauty forgotten. A story set after the final battle.
Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1085 |
Hits: 1629 |
Published: 09/20/06 |
Updated: 09/21/06
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: What if, all the world's a stage, and the characters of HP fan fiction are actors? This is the story of what happened between 'gigs', when characters meet in the Great Hall to share their complaints about how they're portrayed. Dumbledore has been rooted out of retirement after 'dying', James has doubts about Harry's paternity, Remus rants, and Voldemort does a Gilderoy.
In short, mayhem ensues.
These are not Jo's sterling characters. This group of players has been forced to enact some of the most atrocious parts in fan fiction-dom, and they're all primed and ready for the casting grouch.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe,
Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 4153 |
Hits: 3266 |
Published: 09/14/06 |
Updated: 09/21/06
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: **Sequel to "Quidditch and Love"** It's the summer after her 7th year at Hogwarts, and Arianna Perry strives to make it in the wizarding world, no matter what gets in her way. But when Charlie Wealsey, her longtime boyfriend, goes to Romania, Ari feels confused and hurt. With no one to turn to for help, she pushes her way through obstacles and learns that perfection is only surface-deep.
Categories: Other Pairing
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 12916 |
Hits: 35407 |
Published: 03/30/06 |
Updated: 09/20/06
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: PostWar, things are different. Lives have been lost, leaving the survivors to pick up the pieces. A part of the trio is no more, and the loss is felt deeply by the remaining two thirds.
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1545 |
Hits: 1606 |
Published: 09/17/06 |
Updated: 09/18/06
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: It’s Harry’s last year at Hogwarts and as he has already expected – with experience in having troublesome adventures before – this year is going to be a year full of surprises. Voldemort has a plan! Chocolate frogs, ambiguous but semantic evil schemes, ominous word games, a succinct letter, incongruous French lecture, inexcusable slovenliness, birds and bees with eloquence, intolerable impatience and something goes terribly wrong…
Now completeExcerpt: Harry woke up with a start. He couldn't remember what he had dreamt about, but he knew it hadn't been a good dream - sweat made his hair cling to his forehead and his pyjamas clung to his body like a homeless person would cling on to a lamp post in a hurricane.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe
Series: None
Chapters: 6 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 23892 |
Hits: 22440 |
Published: 05/22/05 |
Updated: 09/18/06
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: "It’s all my fault. I should have been there. I should have caught you as you fell." Remus grieves after Sirius falls through the veil.
Categories: Remus/Sirius
Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death,
Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1158 |
Hits: 2023 |
Published: 09/12/06 |
Updated: 09/17/06
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Sirius, once the Crown Prince of the Black family, has run away, never to return to the bitter life he once knew. Now, he stands on the balcony of the Potter Manor, pondering what has been, and what could be.
Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Substance Abuse
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1403 |
Hits: 1937 |
Published: 09/16/06 |
Updated: 09/16/06
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: My version of the seventh book. It is canon compliant and theory infused. It will answer all the questions remaining - where are the Horcruxes? Is Snape on the side of good or evil? And most importantly, who will live, and who will die?
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death,
Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 3 |
Completed: No |
Words: 5126 |
Hits: 6992 |
Published: 09/09/06 |
Updated: 09/15/06
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: A short passage is read to an old, red headed woman ill in bed. The passage tells of how, years ago, she sat by the beside of an unconscious Harry Potter, a victim of an unknown spell. This is that story, the story of her hope that her husband will return to her and her heart will be whole once more.
Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 3156 |
Hits: 1587 |
Published: 09/15/06 |
Updated: 09/15/06
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Hermione is the picture of perfection to everyone, but herself.
Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1168 |
Hits: 2267 |
Published: 09/14/06 |
Updated: 09/15/06
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