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02/10/07
This page was getting too full, so I'm clearing it out and putting in some of the key points to replace the muddled garbage. I am a very obsessed fan of Harry Potter books. I love to read, write and talk. If I were at Hogwarts, I would be a proud member of Slytherin House. My boggart would be a telephone, and my patronus would be a platypus. I would see a giant amount of toblerones in the Mirror of Erised.
I couldn't come up with what to write there, so I looked at the giant table thing I had up, and took off the things I found most interesting. Could you tell?
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: After a potion goes awry, Draco finds himself as the newly appointed babysitter of one Hermione Granger, age: 4. As if that wasn't humiliating enough, his wand is confiscated by Potter and he is forced to do everything the dreaded Muggle way.
Note to my readers: This story has been on hiatus forever due to a variety of factors. I do hope to finish it some day, but don't hold your breath. Also, this is NOT a Dramione nor will I change it to be one. Lastly, I am in the process of rewriting this story so bear with me.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded
Series: None
Chapters: 11 |
Completed: No |
Words: 16519 |
Hits: 66065 |
Published: 11/15/06 |
Updated: 10/22/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Its a quiet sort of day in the Gryffindor common room. The Marauders decide to lighten things up with a little Truth or Dare. But, they think that's boring. They have their own version......
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 5213 |
Hits: 32518 |
Published: 01/06/07 |
Updated: 07/20/07
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: It started as a rant: I was tired of the re-occurance of cliches in fan-fictions. But then realization dawned on me: Was it possible to write a story entirely in figures of speech?
Combine a new author, a book of cliches, and hours to kill. The result is comical blend of Easter Bunnies, out-of-character moments, and sixty-seven cliches.
One-shot
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 965 |
Hits: 2722 |
Published: 03/22/07 |
Updated: 03/23/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Ginny enters Madam Fray's Dancing School expecting another normal session. But when she finds out that Draco is in her same class and not only that, but is her partner as well, Ginny has to learn to put the past behind and dance in the present.
Categories: Draco/Ginny
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1550 |
Hits: 1997 |
Published: 08/15/06 |
Updated: 08/20/06
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Rated: •
Summary: I knew it all along, you're so predictable. I knew something would go wrong...
One shot.
Categories: Hermione/Draco
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 784 |
Hits: 1653 |
Published: 12/01/04 |
Updated: 12/01/04
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