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Grow to be Proud by LadyLupin827
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: A poem Lily wrote for her infant son, Harry.
Date: 08/29/06 Title: Chapter 1: Grow to be Proud
AW! So sweeeeeeeet! *sniffs* May I plz marry the part of ur brain that makes up all the wonderful things it does?
Author's Response: Glad you enjoyed it! Sorry, but all of me is married to Remus.
Eve of Destruction by cmwinters
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Snape's first act after Voldemort vanishes for the first time.
Date: 08/15/07 Title: Chapter 1: Eve of Destruction
*awe*
Simply marvelous. You write so well. I'm glad to be able to see Snape's perspective of the night.
Letter from Exile One Merciful Morning by Textualsphinx
Rated: 6th-7th Years •Summary: Oh how can I lure you to Read and Review?
When this was first penned all its clichés were new.
There’s angst laced with humour and tender enchantment,
The grammar and lexicon serve as enhancement.
And who could object to Snape’s wholesale redemption,
Or thoughts about sex – sufficient temptation?
PRACTICALLY THE OLDEST SNAPE-HERMIONE ON THE NET.
Date: 02/12/08 Title: Chapter 1: The Reading
Ok. I love this. One of the first? Even better.
*favorites*
Date: 02/12/08 Title: Chapter 2: The Reaction
Ah! Thank you for the description of Beyond the Silver Rainbow.
And thank you for this story, it's wonderful. Especially how you knocked my head out of the fluffy clouds with McGonagall's opinion-so often I'm caught up in the fantastic hopes for the future that...I completely ignore realiity. Thank you for providing both ways of looking at it.
*favorites*
Meant to Be by LadyLupin827
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: In 7th year Lily learns that Remus fancies Sirius. The only way she can get them together is with the help of one she hates: James Potter. Includes perspective of Remus, James, Sirius, and Lily. WARNING- readers may die of laughter.
Date: 04/07/07 Title: Chapter 4: Change
Yay! I love Lily~'its sort of sweet he took time to notice-in a creepy stalker way.' *laughs hysterically* *continues* *continues* *continues* *is wacked on the head with a loaf of bread* (thank god, you say) Anyways, YOU ARE BRILLANT! I want to see MORE brilliance! Update Legacy of the Mauraders, NOW! Update, update,update, update, update, update, update upda- *is wacked again*
Author's Response: I don\'t usually like to have people whacked, but in your case...lol Just joking! Lily thought it was sweet in a stalker way too! Thanks for the review!
Date: 04/05/07 Title: Chapter 1: Lust
'Ooh-la-la.' *grins* Yes, finally I have proof that someone other than me thinks that Lily might have mildly liked Remus! Even if its only for a story! Sweet! Ok, I LOVE YOU! UPDATE LEGACY! NOW! I MEAN IT! *Peter appears, holding various roasted nuts* 'Does anyone want a peanut?' *samiseriouslyam kicks Peter back into your story* Sorry, I watched Princess Bride yesterday. ;P Yay! More stories from my favorite fanfiction author! How I've missed you! I shall now read & review your other 3 chapters! Merlin's elbow!
Author's Response: Mildy? Yeah. I don\'t think she dated him before she went out with James or anything. Princess Bride is so funny! Thanks for sending Peter back to Legacy; I promise to update that as soon as I can get the chapter to please the mods. I\'m so glad you love me as an author and I look forward to the rest of your reviews :.)
Date: 06/08/07 Title: Chapter 2: Start
‘I’m good at most things. No sense in being modest about it.’ Lolz.
ARG! I'm sorry for failing you! I apparently got so engrossed in the story that I forgot to review! Forgive me! And give me some assurance that you haven't up and died or given up on all of us! You haven't even updated ur site since APRIL! And when’s the last time you answered reveiws? (I shall go back and check after this.) I'm scared for your life again! It isn't nice to do this to me!
Author's Response: April? Has it truly been that long? Sorry. I assue you that I have done naught to endanger my life aside from eating too much unhealthy food lately. I liked that quote because I think it suited James well. Thanks!
Date: 06/08/07 Title: Chapter 3: Maybe
'Ah, of course. I was a bit too obvious during what I call The Incident Before I Played With the Slinky. Catchy, isn’t it?'
*laughs. Nearly dies. But doesn't. I'm determined not to die before DH comes out, you see.*
'If something James or I do is great in any way we realize it and have no qualms about loudly announcing it.' There we are, folks, the difference between James & Sirius and Lupin, in a nutshell.
'Yes, I have seen my Transfiguration professor’s drawers full of lingerie. No, you do not want to know the details. ' Actually, I do want a detail: was this a game of Dare or Double Dare?
'“I like lemons.” “Did you just say something dirty?” I gasp. “What’s perverted about lemons? They’re a fruit.”' Actually, I agree. Is there something perverted about lemons?
'Oh? OH! I confess my love for you, Remus John Lupin, and all you have to say is ‘oh?!” Remus stiffens. “How did you find out my middle name?”' *priceless*
Author's Response: OMG you mentioned Sirius\' long title! I loved that, but nobody commented on it before. Yay! Yeah, that was a difference I noticed about the Marauders and I wanted an excuse to point it out in a fic. I\'d tell you about the lingerie, but then Sirius would murder me. Slowly. With a hedgehog. Ah, a lemon...I don\'t want to ruin your innocence and tell you. I adore that last part; thanks for bringing it up! Actually, thanks for the entire review. It was so specific!
Date: 06/08/07 Title: Chapter 3: Maybe
'Ah, of course. I was a bit too obvious during what I call The Incident Before I Played With the Slinky. Catchy, isn’t it?'
*laughs. Nearly dies. But doesn't. I'm determined not to die before DH comes out, you see.*
'If something James or I do is great in any way we realize it and have no qualms about loudly announcing it.' There we are, folks, the difference between James & Sirius and Lupin, in a nutshell.
'Yes, I have seen my Transfiguration professor’s drawers full of lingerie. No, you do not want to know the details. ' Actually, I do want a detail: was this a game of Dare or Double Dare?
'“I like lemons.” “Did you just say something dirty?” I gasp. “What’s perverted about lemons? They’re a fruit.”' Actually, I agree. Is there something perverted about lemons?
'Oh? OH! I confess my love for you, Remus John Lupin, and all you have to say is ‘oh?!” Remus stiffens. “How did you find out my middle name?”' *priceless*
Ok, I humbly apologize for forgetting to review. I love your stories too much, I got distracted! FORGIVE ME! If you aren't dead, anyway...DON'T BE DEAD EITHER! I love your writing too much!
Author's Response: I can\'t die? Aw, I was planning on getting hit by a flying motorbike next Wednesday! lol
Oh Baby! by Spenser Hemmingway
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Brave, resourceful and with a great soundtrack, Harry Potter has faced countless challenges over time. Dozens of Death Eaters…bring them on. Angry ogres…nothing could be easier. Voldemort even…he was simple. Then Harry meets a real challenge. Now if he can only find the instruction manual…
Date: 04/07/07 Title: Chapter 1: Oh Baby!
Yay! Happy I am the house elf didn't die! *happyhappyjoyjoy!* Ah, the poor, innocent, face book readers. What will happen when Policeman Friday finds out about Spencer?
Triplets! Triple the fun, triple the messes, triple the volume, triple the trouble! *evil laughs* *clicks submit*
Author's Response: I\'ve actually written other stories where Ron and Hermione have triplets--girls. Who knows; in a few years the two families get together again, and...? Thank you for reading. Eric B.
Voldy Therapy by PadfootBaby
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: A psychiatrist unexpectedly shows up on Voldemort’s doorstep one day and claims to be his therapist. A series of frightening and quite disturbing subjects are soon covered, including sunbathing, treacherous followers, unicorns, names, the hippie era, evil bunny rabbits, and hair. After each session, work becomes increasingly frustrating for Voldemort, until he realizes that the therapy has taken away his love for killing things. He angrily attempts to return to the life he used to have, but torturing Harry Potter and his dorky little friends doesn’t seem quite as fun as it used to...
Culminates in the final... er... battle? between Lord Voldemort and Harry.
Nominated for the 2007 Quicksilver Quills! R&R - and have fun!!!
Date: 03/13/07 Title: Chapter 1: An Unwanted Psychiatrist
Yay! Brilliant! Confuzzaled Voldermort! *sniff* Poor Mr. Tibbles. *sniff* Poor Nagini. No more Coke... I have friends who would probably die! GREAT CHAPTER! I like Alanna, but who's the mother? I'm duty bound to my buddy Sarah to tell her who she gets to kill!
....
I'm just kidding, okay!? *dodges perhaps imaginary blunt objects the author is presumably throwing at me.*
Author's Response: Confuzzled?! Yay! There\'s actually one other person in this world who uses that word besides me! :P Everything about Alanna\'s background will be revealed in time! I just finished writing a whole big outline of her life, so I\'m very proud of myself on that. But don\'t worry-- you\'ll see! Oh... and I sympathize with Sarah. Completely. *sighs* Not enough Sirius to go around, is there...? Oh, and by the way, I really love your penname! So awesome!!! Well, anyway, thanks for the review, samiseriouslyam!
Minding Harry by Starmom
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: James has asked Sirius to look after baby Harry for a few hours. This might not have been a good idea.
Date: 04/07/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Yay! Monkey baby! 'Well… Harry likes to think he’s hard to find' Lol. First prank. How DID he manage to get into that tree? :)
Author's Response: heh... magic!
For Those Left Behind by Tagidi Riva
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: A poem about Ginny's feelings of worry and frustration after the Trio leave
Date: 03/13/07 Title: Chapter 1: For Those Left Behind
That's so...good/sad! *sniff* I'm favoriting this! Yay! Good poem!
Author's Response: Thank you so much, I just love that people are reading poetry.
Easier Said Than Done by SpikyBlackQuill
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary:
Combine a new author, a book of cliches, and hours to kill. The result is comical blend of Easter Bunnies, out-of-character moments, and sixty-seven cliches.
One-shot
Date: 07/27/07 Title: Chapter 1: Easier Said Than Done
THIS IS AMAZING! I absolutly adore this story! I'm not sure if I've already told you or not, but this is in my favs..
Looking over the story proudly -overlooking, of course, the lack of an ending- she slapped a title on it, submitted it, and went to bed.
I'm absoluetly dreadful at endings.
Date: 04/05/07 Title: Chapter 1: Easier Said Than Done
I love you! This is brilliant! Bloody brilliant! Wicked, even! (unfortunatly, I am not as well versed in cliches as you seem to be. Otherwise, I would of course give them to you. Or whatever floats your boat.) I particularly love the part with the widening generation gap! Priceless! And the glourious ending! I nearly cried! It was beautiful! This is going on my favorites! *clicks submit*
Author's Response: Thank you so much! (Really, I\'m going to hang these reviews up in my room.) Unfortunately, I\'m not that well-versed in cliches, either. Most of the credit goes to the book \"Woe is I\".
Of Bras, Hail, and Pustules by joybelle423
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: The Gryffindor and Slytherin Quidditch teams are trapped in the locker room due to a sudden hail storm, and they both want the pitch when the rain lets up. What do they do to determine who gets it? Play Truth or Dare, of course!
Written for FenrirG for the Ravenclaw Spring Exchange 2007.
Date: 05/25/07 Title: Chapter 1: Of Bras, Hail, and Pustules
...I was hoping that the last dare would be 'give us the pitch.' That way, Gryffindore would have gotten it for sure....:( Oh well. BTW, what storm in the fifth book? I don't really remember that one...Good story though.
Author's Response: Hee ... If you notice, Angelina is the one who says that it happened in HER fifth year. That would make it during Prisoner of Azkaban. And wow, that is a great idea! I hadn\'t thought about that at all. >.< Thanks for leaving a review!
A Death Eater Handbook by Scheherazade
Rated: 6th-7th Years •Summary: Do you have what it takes to be a Death Eater? In these "short" guidelines written by the Dark Lord himself, you'll find out all the do's and don't's and other info of being a Death Eather in Voldemort's service....
Rated 6th-7th years for mild language and slight innuendo.
Date: 07/08/07 Title: Chapter 1: A Death Eater Handbook
I love #s:
5. Nagini is a "nice" girl. Any inappropriate behavior with her will result in immediate - and painful - death.
24. Severus is not to be "bothered" in any way. Damn those Potter Puppet Pals....
25. Speaking of Potter Puppet Pals, we do NOT, and will never, celebrate "Naked Time." Seeing that naked Dumbledore has given me more than my fair share of nightmares. *shudders*
27. There is to be no mocking of my lack of hair... or else. Bald is beautiful.
30. Sorry to disappoint my female members, but the proper spelling of my precious soul-holding objects is H-O-R-C-R-U-X, not W-H-O-R-E-C-R-U-X.
36. To keep our hiding place (the Riddle mansion), a secret from the Order's ears, we always refer to it as "the 'hood." Fo shizzle?
37. Every person we kill puts us that much closer to achieving our ultimate goal (besides killing Potter)... going to Disneyland!
*grins*
*submit*
Author's Response: *big grin* Glad you liked those! :-D
To Make Stone Blush by coppercurls
Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: Selina, a third year Slytherin wakes up one day to discover she is bleeding. Convinced death is imminant, there is only one person she can talk to- her Head of House, Professor Snape.
Date: 07/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: To Make Stone Blush
HAHAHAHAHHA! Poor Snape. We authors DO love to tourture (i wish there was spell check for reviews...) him!
*grins* So, Madam Pomfrey is intimidating to Selina?
And I love Traloney's prophecy! :)
Author's Response: Thanks! I hadn\'t hoped to torture Snape too much, it is a part of his job after all. And yeah, I think that a bustling and efficiant Poppy Pomfrey could be quite intimidating when she is in full swing. Especially when she wants you to drink something that looks gross!
Anyway, thanks again!
A Quest For Ice Cream by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Ever wondered why Florean Fortescue was taken by the Death Eaters?
Lord Voldemort is on the quest to find the best, evilest flavour of ice cream, and he will stop at nothing to get it.
This is a very short, very silly and quite OOC little one-shot written as consolation for the fact that "E-Journal" is on hiatus. It's based on a prompt given to me by the ridiculously talented Inigoenigma.
Nominated for Best Humour fic in the Quicksilver Quills awards!
Date: 07/11/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One and Only!
Hee. I loved the third to last paragraph! So, is Florean going to be held @ Voldemorts layer, and be forced to make ice cream against his will?
Oh, and *yells at Voldie* LARD MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND!
Author's Response: Hahaha, that joke about lard was funny.... kind of a double meaning. Yep, Voldemort\'s keeping Florean to make ice cream for him! Fwahahaha... and no one else gets any!
Stubby by Hermiones_Revenge
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: “What people don’t realize is that Sirius Black is a false name...the man people believe to be Sirius Black is actually Stubby Boardman...
Kingsley Shacklebolt is sent to question Stubby Boardman, a former pop singer who has lost his luster. A simple task? So it would seem...
Date: 08/17/07 Title: Chapter 1: Stubby
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This was PURE GENIUS! I LOVE IT!
I NEVER woulda guessed it was Kingsley! :D lol times 100!
YOU WIN AT LIFE!
Author's Response: Yayy! I enjoy winning.