07/23/06
Well, onto the boring stuff:
I'm Analisa, a fifteen-year-old girl with no life. Thus, here I am.
I like HP, reading, writing, fan fiction, hanging out with friends, shopping, and a lot of other random stuff.
You should all read my favorite stories and stories of my favorite authors, because they're my favorite for a reason.
I have one story up *points below* and am working on some more. The first chapter of a chaptered fic is with a beta, and another one-shot is in the queue.
Name: Analisa (or Analisical, depending on who's talking). Other nicknames I've heard include Ana, Anni, Lisa, Lis, Alisa, An, and "Hey, You!" but Analisa works just fine, thanks.
Age: Five hundred and twenty-three. Minus five hundred and nine. You can figure it out.
Zodiac sign: Pieces, like a fish (actually, I'm not that good of a swimmer, but oh well)
Ships: *points at username* Other than that, I don't particuarly care for any of the other canon ships (Harry/Ginny, Remus/Tonks, Lily/James). I can live with them, but I don't ship them. I can handle most ships, but usually not student/teacher, and definitely not Snape/Hermione or Harry/Hermione. I don't like most slash pairings, except for Remus/Sirius, which is growing on me.
Favorite category I like Marauder era and Romance best (though of course it depends on the sub-cat in Romance). Many people like D/A, but they just depress me, and I don't personally like being depressed. I read from every category, though, depending on my mood.
Favorite characters: I like Ron and Remus, closely followed by George, who for some reason insists on dragging Fred along with him. *sigh* You'd think they were siamese...
Favorite HP book: It's a tie between PoA and HBP. DH might conquer, though, when it's out.
Favorite non-HP books: I really like Heir Apparent, by V.V.V. I also love the Piratica books. Recently, I've been reading the Uglies series. I like the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, the Clique, anything by Meg Cabot, and about a thousand other books that I can't think of right now. I read super fast, so I can go through a 400 page book in a day, easy. I read a lot, so usually the only problem is finding a book I haven't already read. (In short, I end up re-reading a lot)
Favorite movies: Harry Potter movies, obviously. PotC movies (a recent obsession), LotR movies (epics!), Star Wars (call me a geek, but I love them), Titanic (no matter what you say, it's the saddest, most romantic movie ever!), High School Musical (before everyone went beserko and Disney began hyping it up, which annoyed me), Finding Nemo, Miss Congeniality, Hidalgo, the Little Mermaid, O Brother Where Art Thou, Oh dear me I can't think of any more...
Favorite food: Chocolate! And, um, as for real food...I could live off of bread, salt, and Diet Coke. Healthy, isn't it?
Favorite animal: Um...let's say a dodo, just for the heck of it.
Favorite color: Aqua. This one color I've only seen twice in my life on an Atlantis Resort commercial. Never seen that commercial again, or that exact shade of blue-green, but it's my favorite!
*decides not to bore you people anymore*
*vanishes in a swish of robes*
Until next update, dear friends! ;)
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Something Olde and Something New by anAnachronism
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: A perfect Pureblood wedding leads to a disastrous wedding night as Eugenia Zabini discovers truths about her fourth husband's past that she cannot tolerate.
Written for August '06 Wedding Challenge (#01). I am a member of cunning Slytherin House.
Date: 08/25/06 Title: Chapter 1: One Shot
That is so sad! But so well written, I love it. 10/10
Author's Response: Thank you! I\'m glad you enjoyed it.
Standing Out From the Crowd by Valentinia
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: His beautiful black eyes have always stood out from the crowd for her. Even today, when she is the centre of attention, she is thinking of him and wishing things were different...
Date: 08/25/06 Title: Chapter 1: Charocal Eyes
Wow! I've always loved the thought of a previous relationship between Snape and Narcissa--and you portrayed it so well. 10/10
Author's Response: Thanks for the review! As soon as I read HBP, I have been a Snape/Cissy shipper. Sad? Maybe... Oh well, I love this pair, and I\', so glad you liked the pairing (and my fic *grins madly*), too!
What Is Right And What Is Easy by fizzingwizzbee
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: Harry has just left Privet Drive for the final time to return to The Burrow for the wedding. It does, however, appear that things are changing. Will it affect the journey the trio are preparing to take?
This story follows on directly from book six and follows the events of Harry, in what would have been his seventh year at Hogwarts.
Date: 09/03/06 Title: Chapter 2: Preparations And Nerves
Love it! Especially the whole part about Harry having about as much knowledge as a pineapple. Effing genius!
Scent of a Flower by ronnyc718
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Fleur is about to be married, but at the moment she isn't thinking of Bill. She spots Ron in the audience and reflects on the changes she has seen in him.
Date: 11/15/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Aw! Its not exactly Ron/ Fleur, is it, but I still love it! Especially since R/Hr is my fav pairing and I really like Fleur as a character! 10/10
Jinxes by Vindictus Viridian
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Ginny has had just about enough to do with boys. To her surprise, she's not the only one who thinks the males of Gryffindor could use a good hexing.
Date: 08/25/06 Title: Chapter 1: -----
Ha! What a great explaination as to how Ginny mastered the Bat-Bogey Hex. I loved Snape in this one, too.
Author's Response: Thanks! It\'s interesting to put those two in the same room, and see whether we get the Professor or the Prince.
Drowning in Defeat by LostMaeblleshire
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: "If you wanted to drown yourself," she commented casually, "you'd have had better luck staying out on the pitch." A missing moment, just after Gryffindor loses the Quidditch match in PoA, in which Katie Bell attempts to cheer up a forlorn Oliver Wood.
Date: 08/31/06 Title: Chapter 1: Drowning in Defeat
I love this! Great story, great pairing...
I wish it went on, though. Like, more than one chapter, but oh well.
Author's Response: Thanks, I\'m really glad that you liked it! I harbor a special fondness for this pairing. I\'ve no idea why... but it\'s on my list of my most favorite ships, out of all fandoms I enjoy. I actually miss writing Katie/Oliver, so I have been thinking about making a semi-sequel to it, though perhaps in the distant future. It\'ll be another missing moment, from later that year. I\'ve yet to develop a full plot, though.
Harry's First Christmas by Sly Severus
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Lily is waiting at home for James and Sirius. She spends some quality time with her son while thinking about the future she hopes to have with him.
Date: 09/02/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
I like it! would've loved more detail, but it's good.
Author's Response: Glad you liked it. It wasn\'t one of my more detailed stories. It was really just meant to explore Lily\'s relationship with her son. However, I have considered writing a sequel about James and Sirius getting the Christmas tree. I don\'t know if that bunny will live, but it\'s bouncing around for now. Only time will tell. Thanks for leaving a review!
Lily's Eyes by AlexisTaylor
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: What if everyone was quite mistaken, and Lily was not Harry's mother?
Date: 10/11/06 Title: Chapter 1: Lily's Eyes
I looove this! It completely makes you think...and....just, wow.
Autumn Leaves and Golden Kisses by punk_109600
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Ron and Hermione meet as small children before the start of their first year at Hogwarts, they spend a magical day together exploring and finding an old oak tree. Years later, at Hogwarts, they re-discover who it was they had each met on that day and once again find that old tree, however it now has an old memory to share with them.
“She stepped forward, took a deep breath, and smiled before fluttering her eyelids closed and kissing him gently on the lips.”
Date: 09/07/06 Title: None
I'm the first reviewer, and I can't believe it. Cause who couldn't love and review this comepletely beautiful and sad story? Good job.
I'll Never Forget the Day by midnight_me
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: I'll never forget the day that letter changed everything between us.
Date: 09/08/06 Title: Chapter 1: I'll Never Forget the Day
*Sniff* So sad...but perfect.
Author's Response: Thanks!
What Have We Become? by midnight_me
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: After learning what has happened to his friends, Remus wonders what the Marauders have become.
Date: 09/08/06 Title: Chapter 1: What Have We Become?
So sad! But really good.
Author's Response: Thanks!
Awkwardly Ever After by potterfreak16
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Ron Weasley is on a mission. Involving a ring, candlelit dinner and one Hermione Jane Granger. But what happens when his foolproof plan goes completely wrong?
Date: 09/24/06 Title: Chapter 1: Awkwardly Ever After
Awwww! I love it!
A Shining Moment of Brightness by Slian Martreb
Rated: 6th-7th Years •Summary: With the War reaching towards an all time high in the summer of '81, Sirius and Remus head off to Egypt to reconnect.
Date: 02/11/07 Title: Chapter 1: A Shining Moment of Brightness
I so hate how Voldemort makes everyone so suspicious of their best friends! Though I wouldn't mind if someone was suspicious of Peter...anyway, that was very cute. I liked it a lot. But that's no surprise...
Author's Response: Thanks so much for reading!
Weasel King- Quest of the Quaffles by secret_lover
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: What if that song “Weasley is our King” (the Gryffindor version of course) was true? Ronald Billius Weasley is the King of Gryffindoria, and to marry the princess of Muggledon, he must rid the kingdom of Quaffles (evil monsters). Join this strange adventure with Ron and some of the gang. One-Shot of espresso :)!
Can also be seen on HPFF under Secret_Lover, who is ME...again!
Date: 09/26/06 Title: Chapter 1: The Quest
Oh! I love how it all turned out to be a dream! In fact, I loved the whole thing!
Author's Response: REALLY??? wow thatnks!!! :D Yea... dremas are fun... and after all of Harry\'s crazy dreams I figured Ron deserved at least one too!!!
Like Father, Like Son by Mira Miracle
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Maths like it's taught in Muggle schools is useless, isn't it? In this matter, both Ron and his son Nick think alike. Unfortunately, they have to complete Nick's maths homework together - but luckily there's always some help around.
Date: 09/29/06 Title: Chapter 1: Like Father, Like Son
Soooo funny! I love it!
The Only One He Ever Loved by ginevra715
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: As Myrtle watches Harry enter the Chamber of Secrets, a flood of repressed memories returns to her. What long-forgotten secret could have haunted this tragic ghost for fifty years?
Date: 09/29/06 Title: Chapter 1: The Only One He Ever Loved
:D So...perfect.
Author's Response: Thank you! I\'m glad you liked it.
Bellatrix's Scream by HarryForGinny
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Neville and Bellatrix finally confront each other...
Date: 09/26/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Aww, Neville finally got his moment! Take that, B. Lestrange! I loved it.
Author's Response: Thanks for the review, and I appreciate your letting me know that you liked it.
The Dark Lord's Blog by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: What does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.
WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.
RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!
Date: 10/02/06 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: A Selected List of Imbeciles
Hey! You used my quote! I feel so honored to be noticed by the dark lord...lol. Is blondeD dudley? Just a totally random guess there...still love it!
Author's Response: Hmmm... do you really thing that Dudley\'s spelling would be as good as blondeD\'s was? But you shall see who blondeD is soon enough...
Date: 11/19/06 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5: The Plot Sickens (Or: Not-Fan Mail)
Aah! I know its kind of weird, but I really hope the Order doesn't catch Voldy or anything! I hope he gets away, even if he is insanely evil.
Author's Response: You will seeee...