07/23/06
Well, onto the boring stuff:
I'm Analisa, a fifteen-year-old girl with no life. Thus, here I am.
I like HP, reading, writing, fan fiction, hanging out with friends, shopping, and a lot of other random stuff.
You should all read my favorite stories and stories of my favorite authors, because they're my favorite for a reason.
I have one story up *points below* and am working on some more. The first chapter of a chaptered fic is with a beta, and another one-shot is in the queue.
Name: Analisa (or Analisical, depending on who's talking). Other nicknames I've heard include Ana, Anni, Lisa, Lis, Alisa, An, and "Hey, You!" but Analisa works just fine, thanks.
Age: Five hundred and twenty-three. Minus five hundred and nine. You can figure it out.
Zodiac sign: Pieces, like a fish (actually, I'm not that good of a swimmer, but oh well)
Ships: *points at username* Other than that, I don't particuarly care for any of the other canon ships (Harry/Ginny, Remus/Tonks, Lily/James). I can live with them, but I don't ship them. I can handle most ships, but usually not student/teacher, and definitely not Snape/Hermione or Harry/Hermione. I don't like most slash pairings, except for Remus/Sirius, which is growing on me.
Favorite category I like Marauder era and Romance best (though of course it depends on the sub-cat in Romance). Many people like D/A, but they just depress me, and I don't personally like being depressed. I read from every category, though, depending on my mood.
Favorite characters: I like Ron and Remus, closely followed by George, who for some reason insists on dragging Fred along with him. *sigh* You'd think they were siamese...
Favorite HP book: It's a tie between PoA and HBP. DH might conquer, though, when it's out.
Favorite non-HP books: I really like Heir Apparent, by V.V.V. I also love the Piratica books. Recently, I've been reading the Uglies series. I like the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, the Clique, anything by Meg Cabot, and about a thousand other books that I can't think of right now. I read super fast, so I can go through a 400 page book in a day, easy. I read a lot, so usually the only problem is finding a book I haven't already read. (In short, I end up re-reading a lot)
Favorite movies: Harry Potter movies, obviously. PotC movies (a recent obsession), LotR movies (epics!), Star Wars (call me a geek, but I love them), Titanic (no matter what you say, it's the saddest, most romantic movie ever!), High School Musical (before everyone went beserko and Disney began hyping it up, which annoyed me), Finding Nemo, Miss Congeniality, Hidalgo, the Little Mermaid, O Brother Where Art Thou, Oh dear me I can't think of any more...
Favorite food: Chocolate! And, um, as for real food...I could live off of bread, salt, and Diet Coke. Healthy, isn't it?
Favorite animal: Um...let's say a dodo, just for the heck of it.
Favorite color: Aqua. This one color I've only seen twice in my life on an Atlantis Resort commercial. Never seen that commercial again, or that exact shade of blue-green, but it's my favorite!
*decides not to bore you people anymore*
*vanishes in a swish of robes*
Until next update, dear friends! ;)
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The Dark Lord's Blog by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: What does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.
WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.
RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!
Date: 09/29/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home
Might I suggest muhahaha? or the more classical bwahahaha?
Author's Response: I think I might put that into chapter two. Do you mind being in the story as a commenter?
Chilling Last Words by midnight_me
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Shh, it’s okay, I’ll be just fine.
Hermione lies in St. Mungo’s, thinking about how much those words affected her.
Date: 09/29/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chilling Last Words
That is so haunting, so chilling...*gets shivers down spine*
Good, though. but sad.
Author's Response: Ah, yes, it\'s supposed to be a sad fic. Thanks for reviewing! =)
Definition//Revolution by Seren
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Your revolution will not be started with the words Crucio or Imperio, but with Hey, Parvati, how are you? Neville Longbottom finds his own way to fight back.
Date: 10/01/06 Title: Chapter 1: Definition//Revolution
This is such a perfect idea! I don't know how you thought of it. But I love it.
The First by Slian Martreb
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: Per Sirius: "The first one. I sound like a big, sodding girl, it's true, but the day our Remus decided he'd be bold about being a great poof and knocked me on my arse in the most un-smooth move you've ever seen (really, you'd think he'd have learned from me and James) and proceeded to snog me stupid was probably the finest moment of my young life at that point in time. Hottest, too."
Date: 12/26/06 Title: Chapter 1: The First
Love this! So cute and funny and absolutely spectacular. Moony's so funny. Can't wait for the third kiss.
Author's Response: Neither can I. I hope it\'ll decide to write itself soon....I hope you wait around!
83 Chocolate Frogs by WannabeaPotter
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Hermione come shome from work at theMinistry to a surprise: Chocolate Frogs. Lots of Chocolate Frogs. What is Ron up to? A sugary sweet one shot.
Date: 12/11/06 Title: Chapter 1: 83 Chocolate Frogs
Hmm, I wonder which he did? Cute story!
The Taste of Champagne by Gemma Hawk
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: Susan Bones has not had a feeling of warmth spread through her body since she tasted her mother’s champagne at age nine. Now Susan is fourteen, and her life is falling apart. Nothing seems to be going her way, and to make it all worse, she can’t sleep. While taking a walk, Susan collides with Draco Malfoy. Can he make her warm again? Susan/Draco.
Date: 01/20/07 Title: Chapter 1: Oneshot
It made me feel so...warm and fuzzy! lol
Author's Response: Yay! Thanks, that\'s a feeling that I love having when I\'m reading!
Fuzzy Bunnies by LoneWolfLoverGirl
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: What to do about your best friend's strange phobias? Remus, Sirius and Peter's method was perhaps not the best, but it had some rather pleasant side-effects...
Date: 10/26/06 Title: Chapter 1:
That is so funny! I wondered why they all went for James...
Draco's Trick-or-Treat by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Three-year-old Draco goes trick-or-treating for the first time. His mother takes the opportunity to teach him some lessons and Malfoy family values that she believes will be important to her son later in life. This depiction of Draco is VASTLY different from the version of him that I write in "The Dark Lord's Blog."
Ridiculously short one-shot.
Date: 10/29/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One and Only!
How awful! Brainwashing a little child like that! And that poor little girl!
Anyway, it's great. Short, but good. It's good short. You know. Yeah.
Author's Response: Thank you!
Short but good.... like me! (I\'m five-two and fourteen years old.)
Date: 04/05/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One and Only!
Hehe. Hope ya don't mind me reviewing this story again!
I like it just as much as I did the last time I read/reviewed it...
But I read your response to my previous review, and thought, what a kawinkidink! I'm fourteen and five-two as well! (and not likely to grow much taller...pout....) ;)
Author's Response: I\'m glad you still like it! It would be really bad if you woke up in the middle of the night and went, \"Gargh, you know, I\'ve just realized that I totally hate the story \'Draco\'s Trick Or Treat.\'\" POWER TO THE SHORT PEOPLE! Like Napolean and Dan Radcliffe!
Eloise Midgen and the Acute Acne by eowyngirl
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Well known for her horrible acne, Eloise Midgen is one of the least popular girls at Hogwarts. She is besotted with the one and only Ronald Weasley, but he only notices her to make fun of her. Her best (and only) friend Marietta Millen tells her to relax and enjoy life, but Eloise has seriously considered leaving Hogwarts permanently because only one person (Marietta) knows her for who she really is. Will she ever learn to be happy with what she's got?
Date: 12/02/06 Title: Chapter 2: Bubotuber Pus
Aw, poor Eloise! Can't wait to read more.
Author's Response: I know, I feel so sorry for her. I just have to hate Ron when I write it, even though I actually think he\'s awesome.
After the Rain by JC_Cainstone
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Tonks is pregnant with Remus' baby, but Remus was killed in the Final Battle. Trying to escape her world of misery, who can she turn to?
Date: 11/07/06 Title: Chapter 1: After the Rain
That was very very sweet. I loved it.
Author's Response: Thank you!
To Love and Back Again by jillybeans
Rated: 6th-7th Years •Summary: Harry places his thoughts into Dumbledore’s Pensieve in hope to save Ron and Hermione’s relationship. Ron and Hermione delve into the Pensieve and revive essential moments of their Hogwarts experience starting with the day they met. This is a riveting tale, casting Ron and Hermione to the past as they unwind time and memories. As they unfold time will their hearts dare to let each other in? Or is the past too hard to bear?
Date: 01/15/07 Title: Chapter 5: Let Me Keep Her
Geez that's sad! Technically I'm violating my temporary no-sad-fics policy by reading this, but its worth it. (If you want to know why I have a policy, just look on my bio.) Anyway, great chapter; update soon.
Author's Response: i like reading the sad ones, but not too sad. You have get some tears in with the happy moments too. thankyou for your review!
Date: 11/07/06 Title: Chapter 1: Hope and Wait
Hey, I thought you'd already posted this. I'm very confused...
Author's Response: yeah. for some reason they deleted it again... hmmm... i had to repost it
Date: 02/11/07 Title: Chapter 6: Watching What Was Once A Beautiful Scene
That was definitely one of my favorite chapters too! And we finally get to see part of what happened between them before the story started...can't wait for the next chapter!
Author's Response: yes, i thought it was time to go a little deeper into their past. Thank you so much for your review!
Date: 12/13/06 Title: Chapter 4: Attached
Great chapter! They really did care for each other, way back then...*sniff*
Author's Response: they did indeed
Date: 11/21/06 Title: Chapter 2: The Magic Begins
I loved this chapter! I think you had each of their individual thoughts just perfect, and I can't wait till you update!
Author's Response: thankyou, thankyou, thankyou, chapter 3 coming soon.
Date: 12/06/06 Title: Chapter 3: Little Souls
I can't wait to see where they turn up next! Great chapter.
Author's Response: thankyou thankyou!
You-and-Me Nuggets by lucilla_pauie
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: PRE-DHWhat ultimately brought Lily and James away from their snapping and snarling matches? And what about Hagrid during his romantic trip to the mountains with his Olympe?
And Fred--is he always that confident? No Weasley nerves at all? And what happened during Harry and Ginny's lake stroll? What came next after Ron and Hermione's sweet cuddle during the funeral? Laughs and fluff!
Date: 11/22/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
aw, those are all so sweet!
Author's Response: thanks, hermy! so sorry for the late response! we\'re switching to a new isp over at the house...so..thanks, you guys! im so thrilled!
Confessions of a Teenage... Well, Dudley by DracoLuva4684
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: Watch through Dudley's eyes as our favourite couple takes advantage of the last few hours they have left staying at Privet Drive.
Beware of some HBP spoilers!
Date: 12/02/06 Title: Chapter 1: The Conversing of Weirdoes
lol. I loved that little line of Dudley's at the end.
Author's Response: Tahnks.
I thought it would be cute if Dudley had the last word.
PS: I LOVE your name!
Predictions by Dragon_Warrior
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: ~*One-Shot*~
Sirius Black and James Potter are two of the most trouble-making third-years at Hogwarts. What happens when they find a crystal ball that makes their predictions come true?
Date: 12/07/06 Title: Chapter 1: Predictions
That's really funny!
Author's Response: Thank you very much!