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The Wondermous Us
Names: Bushy, and Smarty
Ages: Old enough
Where We Live: In a town in a state in a country in a world, though possibly not your own.
We Are: We're not idiots, so we're girls
Favorites
Singer
*Smarty - Gerard Way (1000%!)
*Bushy - Phil Collins
HP book
Both DH
Non-HP Book
*Smarty - Airborn
*Bushy - The Chronicles of Narnia
HP Character
*Smarty - Ron Weasley
* Bushy - The Twins
Non-HP Series
*Smarty - Cirque du Freak and The Demonata (Darren Shan!)
*Bushy - The Chronicles of Narnia
Vampires or Dragons
*Smarty - Vampires (Pirates; Bushy's a traitor)
*Bushy - Dragons
Actor
both Johnny Depp
Rupert Grint or Daniel Radcliffe
both Rupert
Dan has a funny hair cut now.
Element
*Smarty - Fire
*Bushy - Water
Music Style
both Modern Rock
Movie
*Smarty - PotC
*Bushy - VH1 Rock Honours
(I know its not a movie, but it has some awesome music on it)
Favorite HP Movie
both OOtP
Favorite Ship
both R/Hr
always
no exceptions
TV Show
*Smarty - Supernatural and Scrubs
*Bushy - Modern Marvels
(I can't help it I'm a nerd)
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~Smarty~
- Hello, peoples! We are two very bored peoples, so we write fan fiction. I am Smarty. Take that Bushy!
~Bushy~
- i am bushy. i am a self proclaimed genius.
~completly random person that you don't know~
-Hi!!!!!!!
~Bushy~
-thats Twiggy, but you can't tell her parents that.
~completly random person you don't know~
-No it's not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...... ok maybe it is.
~Bushy~
-We shall never know.
~Smarty~
-I shall! I'm hyper cause the bestest peoples in the world are gonna be on Planet Rock today and SNL tommorrow and me and Sammy might see them if they come back to town with MIKEY!!!! MIKEY!!!! AND BOB!!!!
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: COMPLETE. A woman visits Hogwarts expressly to meet Severus Snape. Her eccentric aunt led her to believe that he was the kindest, handsomest man to ever grace the earth. What will she do when she discovers the awful truth - let a few minor imperfections stand in the way of romance?
Highly Improbable has been recognized by the Multifaceted Awards as Winner in the Laughter Category and Runner-Up in the Identity Category (Best Original Character), and also by MNFF's first annual Quicksilver Quills Awards. Thanks, MuggleNet!
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Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 38 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 144561 |
Hits: 234873 |
Published: 11/14/04 |
Updated: 10/14/05
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Reviewer: Fred the Duck Signed
Date: 05/01/07
Title: Chapter 16: Let's Call the Whole Thing Off!
i love this story so far! but you misspelled prophet in the last paragraph. my nit-pickyness comes from beiing an editor of my friends stories, but the story really is wondermous!!!
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: A short poem about the Veil.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 32 |
Hits: 2930 |
Published: 08/31/05 |
Updated: 08/31/05
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Reviewer: Fred the Duck Signed
Date: 05/28/07
Title: Chapter 1: The Veil
its like the voices that they heard from behind the veil! i loved i!
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Auror-in-training Kingsley Shacklebolt is learning to blend in with the crowd in downtown London. There, he meets a small, lost girl, and learns how much impact a simple act of kindness can really have.
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2298 |
Hits: 2400 |
Published: 10/12/05 |
Updated: 10/12/05
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Reviewer: Fred the Duck Signed
Date: 06/24/07
Title: Chapter 1: A Seed From the Ground
this story really gives you something to think about, it was wonderful! and now I understand why the little girl sounded older than 6!
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: *One shot* It is Lily and James's fifth year, and they have to endure many extremely dull classes. To pass the time, they swap notes. This is a collection of most of those notes ... and the madness that inevitably ensues.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2218 |
Hits: 2841 |
Published: 01/04/06 |
Updated: 01/04/06
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Reviewer: Fred the Duck Signed
Date: 04/09/07
Title: Chapter 1: The Art of the Quill
it was AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author's Response: Thanks! Love the name, by the way. I can\'t believe I still get reviews for this thing, it\'s OLD ... I have loads of other stories now, but this will always be my first ... *pats*.
Rated: Professors •
Summary: After taking a year off from Hogwarts, Harry, Ron, and Hermione have returned with the completed task of destroying all horcrux's, but sadly Voldemort is still alive. And also sadly, Harry and Ginny are still split up. What will it take to get those two back together? And what will be the consequences of a kiss gone too far? R rating for the first chapter... so far.
Please do not leave spam reviews! I do not want to get my story deleted!
Chapter 5 'All's Well That Ends Well... Or Maybe Not' is up!
Thanks to whoever fixed my word count!.
Categories: Harry/Ginny
Characters: None
Warnings: Sexual Situations,
Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 5 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 15060 |
Hits: 9443 |
Published: 01/13/06 |
Updated: 02/12/07
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Reviewer: Fred the Duck Signed
Date: 03/24/07
Title: Chapter 5: All's Well that Ends Well... Or Maybe Not
it was loverly! i am going right now to look for the other story that you mentioned!
Author's Response: thanks but that story isn\'t up yet if you\'re talking about \'Losses\'. It\'s still being written.
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Sirius was killed by Bellatrix. When he lands headlong at his dead best friend’s feet, he is a little perplexed. All is soon explained, however. He has reached Heaven, and James is here to welcome him. Before he can begin to get used to life in Heaven, he must first “watch his life” on the large screen in front of him, because it will help him understand things better. And so, that’s what he does. From the very beginning, to the very end. You too, can follow him through the ups and downs. Follow him through the highs and the lows. Follow him through the laughter, the pain, and the romance. Follow him through the story of his life.
This fic is a tribute to Sirius Black. It is not all marauder-era, although a bulk of it is, and that is why it’s in this category.
Categories: Marauder Era
Characters: None
Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded,
Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 21 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 60481 |
Hits: 77946 |
Published: 01/31/06 |
Updated: 03/02/07
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Reviewer: Fred the Duck Signed
Date: 04/10/07
Title: Chapter 15: Foreshadowing
i am still waiting for lala to get killed or betray sirius. it just seems so unlikely that sirius would believe that she had switched sides, and then to let her live in his house, not tell anyone, and not take any precautionary measures? it would Never happen that way in the book.
Author's Response: Probably not, and I admit the LaLa storyline is kind of a shaky one. If I ever go back and edit this (which I probably will do someday, as parts make me cringe) then that is something I will definitely try and improve. Until then, I\'m afraid you\'ll have to wait, I have a lot of other stuff going on right now ... other fics, homework, other fics, homework, it\'s a never ending cycle.
Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: Harry's always been good at catching the Golden Snitch. But something equally valuable seems to be sliping through his fingers... Takes up straight after HBP, One-shot.
Categories: Harry/Ginny
Characters: None
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 3386 |
Hits: 3322 |
Published: 03/10/06 |
Updated: 03/10/06
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Reviewer: Fred the Duck Signed
Date: 01/18/07
Title: Chapter 1: A Glint of Gold
its awsome! please do a sequel!
Author's Response: Thank You :D
Reviewer: Fred the Duck Signed
Date: 01/18/07
Title: Chapter 1: A Glint of Gold
its awsome! please do a sequel!
Author's Response: And again... :)
Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: He has the slimmest chance in the world, yet he keeps pushing for a relationship with her. Will she finally just give him a chance, or will he give up before she even glances in his direction? R/R!
Categories: James/Lily
Characters: None
Warnings: Abuse,
Sexual Situations,
Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 2 |
Completed: No |
Words: 3520 |
Hits: 498 |
Published: 08/06/06 |
Updated: 01/15/07
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Reviewer: Fred the Duck Signed
Date: 05/02/07
Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: The Deal
Awsome! Please update soon!
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: It's baaaaaack...........
As the name implies, the ever-wacky, ever-evil Power Of Suggestion has returned to Hogwarts! What insanity will occur this time?
Note that this is a sequel (duh), so it's strongly advised to read the first part first. Just check my author page for a link!
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Chappie nine is UP! Enjoy!
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 14453 |
Hits: 35472 |
Published: 08/30/06 |
Updated: 09/09/07
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Reviewer: Fred the Duck Signed
Date: 05/20/07
Title: Chapter 7: Villainy Is Vision-Impaired
other chapters have been funnier, bit it was ok.
Author's Response: I\'ll bit you...Kidding, kidding.
Reviewer: Fred the Duck Signed
Date: 05/20/07
Title: Chapter 7: Villainy Is Vision-Impaired
other chapters have been funnier, bit it was ok.
Author's Response: I\'ll bit -- wait a minute...
Reviewer: Fred the Duck Signed
Date: 07/19/07
Title: Chapter 8: Pushing The Limit
that was funny!!! but it had almost nothing to do with the almost nonexistent plot from previous chapters.
Author's Response: Plot? Who needs plot?
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Summary:
Categories: Orphan
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 0 |
Completed: No |
Words: 0 |
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Published: 01/01/70 |
Updated: 01/01/70
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Reviewer: Fred the Duck Signed
Date: 06/04/07
Title: None
her mom must be, or know a witch. it was loverly
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: When Harry Potter is battling the Dark Lord, Voldemort, will he sacrifice everything so there will be peace in the Wizarding World for his friends and more generations to come? Yes.
But what will happen... If Harry realizes that it has all be a dream?
All reviews will be responded to. Thanks for reading and enjoy!
Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1744 |
Hits: 1493 |
Published: 10/30/06 |
Updated: 11/03/06
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Reviewer: Fred the Duck Signed
Date: 05/22/07
Title: Chapter 1: Wicked Dream.
that was...odd. and unique. i liked it though.
Author's Response: Thanks. It was meant to be odd and unique . . . ~Lindsey :)
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: After a potion goes awry, Draco finds himself as the newly appointed babysitter of one Hermione Granger, age: 4. As if that wasn't humiliating enough, his wand is confiscated by Potter and he is forced to do everything the dreaded Muggle way.
Note to my readers: This story has been on hiatus forever due to a variety of factors. I do hope to finish it some day, but don't hold your breath. Also, this is NOT a Dramione nor will I change it to be one. Lastly, I am in the process of rewriting this story so bear with me.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded
Series: None
Chapters: 11 |
Completed: No |
Words: 16519 |
Hits: 66046 |
Published: 11/15/06 |
Updated: 10/22/07
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Reviewer: Fred the Duck Signed
Date: 06/21/07
Title: Chapter 7: Muggles Do It Better
awsome!!!
Author's Response: Thanks!
Reviewer: Fred the Duck Signed
Date: 07/24/07
Title: Chapter 7: Muggles Do It Better
This story Rocks!!!!!! It's AWSOME!!!!! i can't wait for the next chapter!! Please update Soon!!!!!!!!!
Author's Response: Lol.
Ok....hold your horses! XD
I\'m in the process of writing the next chapter - it will not disappoint, trust me.
Reviewer: Fred the Duck Signed
Date: 04/30/07
Title: Chapter 5: Nap Time Drama
Wow Awsome ! Cannot wait for the next chapter!
Author's Response: Yay! Chapter is up!
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary:
Ron and Hermione have been married for awhile now. They are even expecting their first child soon. They have yet to find a name for their bundle of joy, a boy; even though they have looked through a plethora of baby book names.
But when a house-elf shows up and tells the two that Hogwarts is in danger by Death Eaters and even Voldemort himself, what will happen?
Harry is the new Defense Against the Dark Arts Teacher there, but will he finally be able to break the trend of having a new teacher every year?
Will he fight to the death?
My version of the Final Battle, and what will happen.
Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 2 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 4097 |
Hits: 4165 |
Published: 01/02/07 |
Updated: 01/02/07
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Reviewer: Fred the Duck Signed
Date: 05/31/07
Title: Chapter 1: Terror At Hogwarts
its wondermous! its angst so its supposed to be dark! but why did you have to kill george?!!
Author's Response: Aw, I\'m so sorry! But I\'m glad you liked it! ~Lindsey :)
Reviewer: Fred the Duck Signed
Date: 05/31/07
Title: Chapter 2: Life's Meaning Comes From Death
so sweet! i absolutely loved it!
Author's Response: Thanks so much! ~Lindsey :)
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Its a quiet sort of day in the Gryffindor common room. The Marauders decide to lighten things up with a little Truth or Dare. But, they think that's boring. They have their own version......
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 5213 |
Hits: 32491 |
Published: 01/06/07 |
Updated: 07/20/07
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Reviewer: Fred the Duck Signed
Date: 07/20/07
Title: Chapter 5: Well, Tomorrow Came
a wonderful ending to a wonderful story!
Author's Response: Thank you!