Hermione Lurves Ron [
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03/29/07
UPDATE: I am officially on HIATUS. I have one midget plotbunny, and I think The Potter's Wedding Vows might be finished too. I'll be on, just not writing, ok?
Well, hello there. Through some random plot twist you ended up at my bio.
Likes:The colour green, chocolate, music, rhinestones, sequins, inside jokes, random dancing, television, MNFF, the Internet, Twilight, etc., etc.
Dislikes:Rude people, most non-canon shippers, raisins, Voldy.
Fave authors: JKR (no duh), Stephenie Meyer, Jane Austen, Meg Cabot, Tamora Pierce, many many others.
I have some poems posted here. I hope you like them and leave some reviews. Any ideas would be sincerely appreciated.
I'm also BellaHermione on FF.net, and I just posted a new story. Review, myesss?
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: The War has been over for five years, and life is happy. When Harry and Ginny Potter find out they are going to be parents for the first time, they have no idea what to do.
But when an incident occurs, Ginny is ordered to be on bed-rest for the rest of her pregnancy. Humor ensues as Ginny tries to direct Harry through the daily duties as a housewife.
AurorGirl101 has left Mugglenet Fanfiction. Please see my author page for more info.
Categories: Post-Hogwarts
Characters: None
Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded
Series: None
Chapters: 11 |
Completed: No |
Words: 14716 |
Hits: 51234 |
Published: 02/15/07 |
Updated: 09/27/07
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Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 06/13/07
Title: Chapter 3: Breaking the News
I think the potions part was confusing, but good, and the names part was really funny, too!
~HLR~
Author's Response: errr...sorry! I like picking names...
Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 06/13/07
Title: Chapter 4: Life Must Go On, No Matter What
Heh Heh Heh. I like the part
"'No, not the puppy eyes, please Ginny, I have to do work,' pleaded Harry"
So funny!
~HLR~
Author's Response: Ginny knows how to get her way, thats for sure!!
Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 06/13/07
Title: Chapter 6: Master Dust Buster
Just 2 letcha know: naive, not niave. It bugs me when people misspell words. But great story other than that! Love the "Master Dust Buster" part!
~HLR~
Author's Response: Sorry! I\'ll get to that. Glad you liked!
Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 06/13/07
Title: Chapter 7: Already Fighting
Awwwww.. I REALLY hope it's two girls, but anything is good. Hopefully they just don't end up like Gred and Forge!!
~HLR~
Author's Response: teehee....
Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 06/13/07
Title: Chapter 5: " I need a drink..."
Soo happy!
Author's Response: Thanks, told you you\'d like it!
Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 04/27/07
Title: Chapter 6: Master Dust Buster
Hee Hee Hee.
Author's Response: Thank you! Glad you liked it!!
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: A girl's Quidditch dreams become true.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 106 |
Hits: 1657 |
Published: 02/19/07 |
Updated: 02/20/07
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Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 06/27/07
Title: Chapter 1: the match
Is this actually based on somebody or is it made up? Either way, nice poem!
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Well... it's high time that I did something so completely insane that the wizards in white robes dragged me off to the closed ward in St. Mungo's.
So, I spoofed the entire album "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" by the Beatles, to be performed by your favourite Dark Lord and choice Death Eaters in the style of a rock opera. Eat your lonely hearts out!
I don't recommend this fic to those who are not at all familiar with the Beatles.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 3322 |
Hits: 1997 |
Published: 03/11/07 |
Updated: 03/16/07
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Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 11/03/07
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 and Only
OMG, this is funny!
Author's Response: Thanks! There\'s a depressingly low number of Beatles fans on this site.
Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 04/04/07
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 and Only
Hahadeehaha! You are the best fanfic author EVER!
Author's Response: Thank you!!! And no one\'s ever said \'hahadeehaha\' to me before!
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Voldemort's gone....but the Death Eaters aren’t. Ron, Hermione, Harry and Ginny’s lives are completely changed when a mysterious girl appears, claiming to be from the future. But is she really who she says she is? And what has happened in the future that so desperately needs to be changed?
6 years post HBP
H/G and R/Hr
(DH spoilers are very minimal, just in terms of a use of a name- it doesnt follow canon storyline wise)
Categories: Post-Hogwarts
Characters: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe,
Book 7 Disregarded
Series: None
Chapters: 15 |
Completed: No |
Words: 58718 |
Hits: 55680 |
Published: 03/21/07 |
Updated: 08/25/09
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Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 07/14/07
Title: Chapter 7: Adjusting and Clowns
Possibly. It all depends on if you WANT the kid to speak Parseltongue! Great Story!!!!
Author's Response: thanks for the review!
Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 04/11/07
Title: Chapter 2: Talks and Firewhiskey
I like it! Update soon pleez!
Author's Response: Thank you and i\'ll update soon
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: It's the sequel to "The Dark Lord's Blog," guys! (And girls... and, I don't know, gender-neutral people and centaurs and walruses and parameciums and shrubs and stuff.)
Several months have passed since Filch came into possession of Voldemort's magical powers, and he has taken over Hogwarts.
With Filch serving as The Dark Lord Snoogerblossom, the position of Hogwarts caretaker/janitor is open. Seeing as Voldemort wants his magical powers back, he and his extremely attractive new sidekick, Mungo Phelps, go undercover at Hogwarts, with Mungo posing as a transfer student and Voldemort posing as the new janitor. Wacky high-jinks ensue.
Join Voldemort as he tries to get back his magic, kill Harry Potter, steal Gryffindor's sword to make a shiny new Horcrux, romance Minerva McGonagall, discover Sirius's secret to becoming a chick magnet, and swallow a teaspoon of his pride to mop up spills the Muggle way and wear an unflattering uniform! WARNING: Extremely silly and very out-of-character.
If you haven't read "The Dark Lord's Blog," well, what are you doing? GO READ IT NOW! Just click on my author name and you'll be directed to my chaotic author page, which lists all my wacky stories.
This is on hiatus, dudes. Ooh! But it was twice nominated by nice (and insane) people for the Best Humour Fic award in the Quicksilver Quills thingy!
Also, some wonderful loony nominated Mungo Phelps for Best Male OC, making him if possible even more conceited! (No one had the heart to tell Mungo that he was designed as an example of a terrible OC.)
EXCITING NEWS! "The E-Journal of an Evil Janitor" is now continued as a Twitter blog! Go to Twitter dot com and find thedarklord666. Voldy's waiting!
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 |
Completed: No |
Words: 4020 |
Hits: 6960 |
Published: 03/25/07 |
Updated: 04/30/07
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Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 04/07/07
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World
omg ive never laffed this hard in my life. lord mouldy-shorts reags ag? ha!!!
Author's Response: Haha, and I can just see him sending in one of those stupid jokes with his school picture, and it says \"FROM VOLDYPOO, AGE 71, ENGLAND.\"
Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 04/07/07
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World
OK, I think ur funny, but rooting for Sanjaya just makes me think ur insane.
Author's Response: Well, I don\'t *VOTE* for him or anything. My favourite was Chris Sligh, but Sligh went bye-bye. I just happen to have a bit of a soft spot for Sanjaya.
Voldemort would root for Sanjaya. ^_^
Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 07/08/07
Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.
Errmm, Schmergo, if I shot u, u couldn't update. Y would I wanna do that!?
Author's Response: You could shoot me... non-fatally. Besides, I have horcruxes out the wazoo. I\'m like the undead monkey from \"Pirates of the Caribbean.\"
Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 06/23/07
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World
Voldiekins luuuurves The Sound Of Music? And gets American Girl (which I subscribe to(and happen to like, btw))? Does he have some sort of secret? (Like is hein the closet))????
Author's Response: ^_^ Heehee...Voldemort does not have any sort of romantic leanings whatsoever, actually, \'cos splitting his soul and everything, he has no capacity to love. But since he used to have a crush on Minerva McGonagall, I\'m guessing he\'s just... unusual.
Author's Response: He probably likes the Nazis in \"The Sound of Music,\" knowing him!
Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 06/23/07
Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.
*makes puppydog pout* OH PLEASE GET CHAPPIE 3 UP SOON! I'M BEGGING HERE! (Ohhp, no wait, (I'm begging there(gotcha))) Sooooooooooooooooooo funny though. Question: What does ZOMG mean???
Author's Response: Oooooh, I\'ve been so busy... if I don\'t get it up soon, you can shoot me. ZOMG is just someone writing \'OMG\' so quickly that they accidentally type a \'z,\' I\'m guessin\'.
Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 11/02/07
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World
pudding that WHAT?
Author's Response: Oh, he trailed off because he noticed the next part. I should use ellipses there, yes?
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: The Gryffindor and Slytherin Quidditch teams are trapped in the locker room due to a sudden hail storm, and they both want the pitch when the rain lets up. What do they do to determine who gets it? Play Truth or Dare, of course!
Written for FenrirG for the Ravenclaw Spring Exchange 2007.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 4236 |
Hits: 8131 |
Published: 04/16/07 |
Updated: 04/21/07
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Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 06/19/07
Title: Chapter 1: Of Bras, Hail, and Pustules
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! PLEASE tell me there will be a sequel!!!
Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 04/21/07
Title: Chapter 1: Of Bras, Hail, and Pustules
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg i cant stop laffing. roflol!!! to the power of a trillion!
Author's Response: *giggles* Yay, I\'m so glad I made someone laugh! Thanks for reviewing!
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Ever wondered how the Dursley's managed to get off the island after Hagrid and Harry took their boat? Read on to find out...
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2013 |
Hits: 1965 |
Published: 04/19/07 |
Updated: 05/01/07
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Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron Signed
Date: 05/01/07
Title: Chapter 1: The Island Escape
heh heh heh!!