Rating: 1st-2nd Years
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Remus Lupin has went through a night of suffering--his first full moon after being bitten. His father blames himself for what Remus will now have to endure; how can his father ever learn to cope with his mistake and live with what his son has become?
Categories: Marauder Era
Characters: None
Warnings: Substance Abuse
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 3693 |
Hits: 1678 |
Published: 04/25/07 |
Updated: 05/01/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: It's the sequel to "The Dark Lord's Blog," guys! (And girls... and, I don't know, gender-neutral people and centaurs and walruses and parameciums and shrubs and stuff.)
Several months have passed since Filch came into possession of Voldemort's magical powers, and he has taken over Hogwarts.
With Filch serving as The Dark Lord Snoogerblossom, the position of Hogwarts caretaker/janitor is open. Seeing as Voldemort wants his magical powers back, he and his extremely attractive new sidekick, Mungo Phelps, go undercover at Hogwarts, with Mungo posing as a transfer student and Voldemort posing as the new janitor. Wacky high-jinks ensue.
Join Voldemort as he tries to get back his magic, kill Harry Potter, steal Gryffindor's sword to make a shiny new Horcrux, romance Minerva McGonagall, discover Sirius's secret to becoming a chick magnet, and swallow a teaspoon of his pride to mop up spills the Muggle way and wear an unflattering uniform! WARNING: Extremely silly and very out-of-character.
If you haven't read "The Dark Lord's Blog," well, what are you doing? GO READ IT NOW! Just click on my author name and you'll be directed to my chaotic author page, which lists all my wacky stories.
This is on hiatus, dudes. Ooh! But it was twice nominated by nice (and insane) people for the Best Humour Fic award in the Quicksilver Quills thingy!
Also, some wonderful loony nominated Mungo Phelps for Best Male OC, making him if possible even more conceited! (No one had the heart to tell Mungo that he was designed as an example of a terrible OC.)
EXCITING NEWS! "The E-Journal of an Evil Janitor" is now continued as a Twitter blog! Go to Twitter dot com and find thedarklord666. Voldy's waiting!
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 |
Completed: No |
Words: 4020 |
Hits: 7755 |
Published: 03/25/07 |
Updated: 04/30/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: A psychiatrist unexpectedly shows up on Voldemort’s doorstep one day and claims to be his therapist. A series of frightening and quite disturbing subjects are soon covered, including sunbathing, treacherous followers, unicorns, names, the hippie era, evil bunny rabbits, and hair. After each session, work becomes increasingly frustrating for Voldemort, until he realizes that the therapy has taken away his love for killing things. He angrily attempts to return to the life he used to have, but torturing Harry Potter and his dorky little friends doesn’t seem quite as fun as it used to...
Culminates in the final... er... battle? between Lord Voldemort and Harry.
Nominated for the 2007 Quicksilver Quills! R&R - and have fun!!!
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 |
Completed: No |
Words: 4725 |
Hits: 5029 |
Published: 02/20/07 |
Updated: 04/30/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Lily Evans loves Severus Snape. She's even on her way to break up with James. But that may all change when she hears what James has to say...
Categories: James/Lily
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1886 |
Hits: 2771 |
Published: 04/21/07 |
Updated: 04/30/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Bellatrix has spent countless years in Azkaban. One night she gets the chance to escape. A missing scene from OotP.
This story came in first place for the third Spring Challenge, A Different Viewpoint! :)
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2051 |
Hits: 1099 |
Published: 04/28/07 |
Updated: 04/30/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Eyes are the most expressive part of anyone's body. They are bottomless pits, conveying even your deepest and darkest secrets through raw emotion. Here is an exploration through the eyes.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe
Series: None
Chapters: 2 |
Completed: No |
Words: 224 |
Hits: 4911 |
Published: 04/15/07 |
Updated: 04/30/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: A rather short poem about a Quiddtich player in a game. Please R&R!
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 100 |
Hits: 1842 |
Published: 04/29/07 |
Updated: 04/30/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: There is no such thing as tommorow,
All there is for her is today.
Hermione lived through the war, but lost everything...
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 385 |
Hits: 2172 |
Published: 04/28/07 |
Updated: 04/30/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: When James and Lily were killed, Remus and Sirius both thought they were alone in the world, that they had been left to mourn alone--they didn't know how close their grieving truely was. Written prior to Deathly Hallows.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 382 |
Hits: 1908 |
Published: 04/27/07 |
Updated: 04/30/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: We all know that James loves Lily, but why? She hardly ever even smiles at the guy and she constantly turns down his repetitive requests to go out with him. So why, you ask, does he keep coming back for more? The answer is simple, true love just can't be forgotten. True love? How can they have true love when she hates him...?
Categories: James/Lily
Characters: None
Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded
Series: None
Chapters: 2 |
Completed: No |
Words: 2222 |
Hits: 5179 |
Published: 03/09/07 |
Updated: 04/29/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Seventh year has begun and Hermione Granger has found herself in great danger. What is the secret behind Voldemort's sudden change in targets, and what dangers lie in store for the trio? Riddled with plot twists and cliffhangers--the Potter Universe is in for a surprise. (This story is Pre-HBP)
The Final Chapter of Tragedies is up!
Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe,
Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 23 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 43673 |
Hits: 86602 |
Published: 05/28/05 |
Updated: 04/28/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: So what happened to the kids who had Death Eater parents killed by aurors? I imagine not all of them would be quite so eager to join the ranks after Voldemort returns in the 4th book.
Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2259 |
Hits: 1720 |
Published: 04/15/07 |
Updated: 04/28/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: James and Lily go through school together. They come to realize that they hate each other, and love each other. This is the story of their good times and bad times.
Categories: James/Lily
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 |
Completed: No |
Words: 4215 |
Hits: 8148 |
Published: 12/01/06 |
Updated: 04/28/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: SHADOWED TRUTH PART 1
A woman saturated in the shadows of dark coridors of Hogwarts meets with the Dark Lord.
Moments later, the indentity of a curious spy is revealed.
A/N:
This is currently a ONE SHOT. I may decide to build on it though.
(for a similar story showing us the actions preformed by a death eater we know well see my fic "Marked")
FROM THE AUTHOR OF THE ADMINISTRATION
Categories: Mystery
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 971 |
Hits: 1719 |
Published: 04/17/07 |
Updated: 04/28/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: This story is basically how Ron and Hermione find each other, without them becoming friends with Harry first.
Warning- very fluffy!
Categories: Ron/Hermione
Characters: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2689 |
Hits: 2908 |
Published: 04/16/07 |
Updated: 04/28/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Ginny does not know how to get Harry back to her. She has fancied him for a long time and at last, when he became hers, they have been separated once again due to Harry’s fear of losing Ginny if they remain together. However, Ginny comes up with one desperate solution to get Harry back. She decides to make herself more beautiful. In the end, however, Ginny wishes for something different from what she wants.
Written for the What You Wish For challenge by Ginny Weasley Potter from Hufflepuff.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2431 |
Hits: 8709 |
Published: 04/27/07 |
Updated: 04/27/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: When we sleep we can experience what we cannot have in real life. Remus feels he can't have Tonks... except in dreams. Poem; Remus Lupin's POV. Written prior to Deathly Hallows.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 981 |
Hits: 1787 |
Published: 04/26/07 |
Updated: 04/27/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Feel the fury,
Feel the glory,
Feel the pain.
How it feels to be possessed. Told from Harry's POV.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 196 |
Hits: 1812 |
Published: 04/24/07 |
Updated: 04/27/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: "If he really is a rat, it won't hurt him," said Remus in PoA. How did he know?
Written for the Peter one-shot challenge, prank prompt, by Vindictus Viridian of Ravenclaw House. Humor warning.
Categories: Marauder Era
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1511 |
Hits: 2437 |
Published: 04/26/07 |
Updated: 04/26/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Love - it is both Harry Potter's greatest strength and weakness. He knows this, but it takes one person to set his feet on the correct path...
Categories: Harry/Ginny
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2782 |
Hits: 2767 |
Published: 04/17/07 |
Updated: 04/25/07
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