Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Anyone heard those rumours about a Harry Potter musical?
It better be just like this.
No, but seriously, it's a spoof of the songs from Disney channel's infamous "High School Musical," telling the tale of JK Rowling's infamous "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets." (I was dared; I took the challenge.)
You will never see the Basilisk the same way again.
P.S. You may also want to check out my Beatles and Phantom of the Opera spoofs. Just click on my username and it'll take you to my delightfully chaotic author's page.
Twice nominated for Best Poem in the Quicksilver Quills Awards!
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 3145 |
Hits: 2883 |
Published: 08/28/07 |
Updated: 08/29/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Lily writes Sev a letter after the fifth year incident.
“We can’t stay this way,
So I’ll leave you in my wake.
Because I shouldn’t have to pay,
For the choices that you make.”
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 161 |
Hits: 1579 |
Published: 08/27/07 |
Updated: 08/29/07
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Helena Ravenclaw tells her story.
quote:
I am no Ravenclaw at heart
I an no Slytherin in name
I am a girl without a father.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 450 |
Hits: 1590 |
Published: 08/26/07 |
Updated: 08/29/07
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: This was found scratched on the wall of Bellatrix Lestrange's cell in Azkaban. It is believed she used her fingernails.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 103 |
Hits: 2045 |
Published: 08/25/07 |
Updated: 08/29/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: a trRain waits for me
at king's cross
i will not take...
Albus Dumbledore waits for a train and wonders.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 215 |
Hits: 1594 |
Published: 08/23/07 |
Updated: 08/29/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: I always knew that Seamus was the one for me. A Seamus/Me love poem.
quote: It all depends on your definitions I guess
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 381 |
Hits: 1488 |
Published: 08/21/07 |
Updated: 08/22/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary:
"I know why you did it, I know you have to stay alert,
But that doesn't make it better and it doesn't heal the hurt."
R&R! All reviews will be answered!
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 206 |
Hits: 1539 |
Published: 08/21/07 |
Updated: 08/22/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: A poem about a kiss between Ron and Hermione. Hermione's POV.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 150 |
Hits: 1598 |
Published: 08/17/07 |
Updated: 08/22/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Having spoofed the lovely album "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band," I decided to do another one of my favourite albums: THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA SOUNDTRACK! And through Andrew Lloyd Webber's yummy songs, this spoof tells the story of "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix."
So here it is, guys! (And girls, and koalas, and lampreys, and shrubs and parameciums and stuff.)
This is more a spoof of the soundtrack than the actual play... though if anyone records themself singing any of these songs, I would fall over from sheer awesomeness attack.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 2 |
Completed: No |
Words: 4703 |
Hits: 5342 |
Published: 08/08/07 |
Updated: 08/22/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: This is a peom about a typical childhood fear. Even some adults fear this...it is DARKNESS. When faced with Dementors, some see material things, others see figures, and still others see Darkness.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 112 |
Hits: 1489 |
Published: 08/14/07 |
Updated: 08/22/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: A tribute to the ever-annoying Poltergeist Peeves.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 124 |
Hits: 1903 |
Published: 08/13/07 |
Updated: 08/22/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: A short poem about courting death, from the comprehension of a nineteenth century romancer of the wizarding world.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 33 |
Hits: 1910 |
Published: 08/04/07 |
Updated: 08/07/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: What I hope is an appropriate send-off for the loved ones we lost in Deathly Hallows. Hope you like it.
Nominated for the 2007 Quicksilver Quills!
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 282 |
Hits: 1664 |
Published: 08/04/07 |
Updated: 08/06/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: A poem from Dumbledore's POV. Contains DH spoilers.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 140 |
Hits: 1590 |
Published: 08/04/07 |
Updated: 08/06/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Narcissa isn't really all gung-ho about killing muggles- she'd rather watch others do it. And yet, she has to follow her master's orders. A poem about Mrs. Malfoy.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 154 |
Hits: 1352 |
Published: 08/03/07 |
Updated: 08/06/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Eyes twinkling like the stars,
A man so full of mystery...
DH spoilers (kind of)
Harry Potter thinking about his lost mentor.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 134 |
Hits: 1732 |
Published: 08/03/07 |
Updated: 08/03/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: There's only one thing Lily ever regretted...
No DH Spoilers!
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 200 |
Hits: 1430 |
Published: 08/02/07 |
Updated: 08/03/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: A poem from Tonks to Remus. Before they got married.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 205 |
Hits: 1702 |
Published: 08/02/07 |
Updated: 08/03/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: This fanfiction writer laments the loss of her favourite dark lord in a re-donk-ulous poem.
This is not very complimentary to Volders, so don't tell him about it if you see him around, okay?
Deathly Hallows spoilers.
Four times nominated for Best Poem in the Quicksilver Quills Awards!
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 307 |
Hits: 2736 |
Published: 08/02/07 |
Updated: 08/03/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: A short poem about Aunt Petunia. Not particularly spoilerish but you can't be too careful.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 226 |
Hits: 1819 |
Published: 08/02/07 |
Updated: 08/02/07
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