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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Christmas 1940, and third-year Tom Riddle approximates a normal,
well-adjusted human being about as well as he is ever going to. Dumbledore
should be pleased, but he is facing pressures of his own, and his
well-laid plans may be going awry ...
Categories: Historical
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 3190 |
Hits: 1809 |
Published: 01/15/12 |
Updated: 01/18/12
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Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: Harry winds up in a duel with Professor Snape, and as a result, he and his yearmates are faced with the horrific trauma of a naked potions class. In addition, Fred has a "small" magical mishap, Voldemort develops a lisp, and an insufferable Hufflepuff who knows way to much about all this shows up. And that's just Part I of this twisted but hilarious series of Hogwarts comedies. Later chapters feature dirty diapers, abused Hufflepuffs, time-traveling Hogwarts founders, Gilderoy Lockhart, a sentient soccer ball, mind-altering hot chocolate, studded dog collars, and some interesting ways to misuse the Room of Requirement.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: No |
Words: 1919 |
Hits: 1897 |
Published: 01/07/12 |
Updated: 01/18/12
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Scorpius Malfoy is the Seeker for Slytherin. Not only that, he's the best Seeker at Hogwarts, and it's his catches that win matches. But this year things are different; Albus Potter has switched to Chaser and the new Gryffindor Seeker is his annoying little sister.
This is the story of how one match and one missed catch can change your life.
This story was accidentally deleted, so is being resubmitted ... very very quickly.
SQUEEEEE! High won the Best Next Generation QSQ award. Thank you so much for the everyone who has helped, either by beta'ing or encouraging me.
Disclaimer: I am not JK Rowling. I'm not sure who I am at the moment, but there must be some Arthur Weasley blood in me.
Thank you Natalie (hestiajones) for doing the vast majority of the beta work on this, and Apurva for work on the early chapters
Squish for Natalie, Jess, Kara and Bob for helping me sort this out.
Due to an archive hissy fit regarding any story with a rating about 3rd-5th, I have temporarily lowered the rating on this story. However, I have NOT changed the content. This story is still a 6th-7th. You click at your own risk.
Categories: Next Generation
Characters: None
Warnings: Sexual Situations,
Strong Profanity
Series: None
Chapters: 22 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 135569 |
Hits: 112314 |
Published: 09/04/11 |
Updated: 01/14/12
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: The boy who lived is dead. Voldemort has won. There is no hope for the Wizarding World. Everything is lost; all those who fought died for nothing. People are crying. People are screaming.
But what is going through the minds of Harry's friends as they see his body?
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 594 |
Hits: 1487 |
Published: 01/04/12 |
Updated: 01/12/12
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Rated: Professors •
Summary: Who said that all heroes had to be brave?
Who said that all heroes had to be bold?
Who said that all heroes should be Gryffindors?
Who said that all heroes want to be heroes?
Who said that Harry Potter was a hero?
Harry Potter has never thought himself to be an ordinary boy - and he is proven right when in the middle of the night an old woman and a large man come to speak with him.
This is the story of Harry Potter, The Boy Who Lived, Slytherin snake.
Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Warnings: Abuse,
Alternate Universe,
Mild Profanity,
Strong Profanity,
Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 11 |
Completed: No |
Words: 55247 |
Hits: 3333 |
Published: 12/07/10 |
Updated: 12/10/11
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: After Lily leaves her Defence Against the Dark Arts O.W.L, she writes a poem to the person she thought was her best friend for life.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 100 |
Hits: 1404 |
Published: 11/29/11 |
Updated: 12/07/11
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Rated: Professors •
Summary: Life’s choices are unfair, difficult, and occasionally impossible. But to stand in inaction is to perish, and to perish is to fail. What determines survival, and ultimately success, is one’s ability to adapt to the consequences of the action taken, regardless of whether it’s right or wrong.
Categories: Hermione/Draco
Characters: None
Warnings: Epilogue? What Epilogue?,
Sexual Situations,
Strong Profanity,
Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 3 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 22459 |
Hits: 1901 |
Published: 10/29/11 |
Updated: 11/19/11
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Vivien Nott, Paris and Theodore Nott’s adopted daughter, is at Hogwarts at the same time as Petra and Ernie Macmillan’s son, Augustus Macmillan. They know of each other, but they rarely come into contact. Until an incident in the Quidditch changing rooms leads their lives to become closely entwined.
This is a fairy tale. But, sometimes, fairy tales do happen.
This is a very loose sequel to my
Thin Red Lines Series, though it is not part of that series.
Due to the current glitch, I have changed the rating to 3rd-5th years BUT this is a 6th-7th years story, and therefore should be read as such.
Categories: Other Pairing
Characters: None
Warnings: Non-Consensual Sex,
Sexual Situations,
Slash,
Strong Profanity,
Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 6306 |
Hits: 1852 |
Published: 10/31/11 |
Updated: 11/05/11
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary:
It's Harry's first Halloween, but the raging thunderstorm prevents an overly eager Lily from taking him out to trick-or-treat. Instead, she, James, and Sirius spend one of their last carefree moments together.
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Happy Halloween, MNFF!
Categories: Marauder Era
Characters: None
Warnings: Mild Profanity
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1467 |
Hits: 2498 |
Published: 10/31/11 |
Updated: 11/02/11
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Dominique can't cope with the death of a loved one. Her father tries to help her.
Based on Eminem's Mockingbird. Written for the MC Kreacher challenge over on Poetry, Anyone?As always, thank you to Julia/the opaleye for setting such wonderful challenges at PA. Thank you also to Minna/minnabird for the comments/crit and Jess/ToBeetc for the punctuation tip.As you can tell from the appalling mess that I call spag bol, I am not JK Rowling.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death,
Strong Profanity
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 468 |
Hits: 1740 |
Published: 10/06/11 |
Updated: 10/06/11
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: How desperate were the last days of Regulus Black's life? With a girlfriend in danger, and an increasing dread for his fate, he turns to the only one who can help him.
But will Sirius listen?
This poem/rap was written for the MC Kreacher challenge set by the wondrous Julia (the opaleye). I chose to base the form and feel of the rap on
Stan by
Eminem featuring Dido. It probably helps if you know the song, but basically there are three voices in this.
Disclaimer: JKR - nope, not me.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 530 |
Hits: 1707 |
Published: 09/27/11 |
Updated: 09/27/11
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: James Potter is a well known prankster, along with all of his friends. He’s constantly in detention, and if he isn’t, he’s thinking up ideas that will probably end up with him and Sirius back in detention. How is it then that one of the most famous pranksters that Hogwarts has ever seen ended up as Head Boy? This is the story of James becoming Head Boy.
Categories: Marauder Era
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1334 |
Hits: 2085 |
Published: 09/04/11 |
Updated: 09/04/11
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Ginny knew getting involved with Draco Malfoy was a risk, yet she let herself fall head over heels regardless. Six months into their marriage, however, she can take no more of the distance between them, and leaves him. Now, Ginny is back with Harry and they are getting engaged. Harry is loving, attentive, and reliable; the perfect husband. But is that what she wants?
Categories: Draco/Ginny
Characters: None
Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded,
Epilogue? What Epilogue?,
Mild Profanity
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: No |
Words: 1574 |
Hits: 2129 |
Published: 08/22/11 |
Updated: 08/25/11
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Ron is trapped in his grief for Hermione, killed on the Horcrux hunt so many years ago. His memories take over as he goes through the same repetitive motions until he is lost in his emotions.
Post DH, AU, implied R/Hr. Character death.
Nominated in the 2012 Quicksilver Quills for Best Alternate Universe
Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe,
Character Death,
Epilogue? What Epilogue?,
Mild Profanity
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1862 |
Hits: 1880 |
Published: 08/21/11 |
Updated: 08/25/11
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Charred black holes are all that's left of those who defied the Black family. Never seen or heard from again, they are considered dead to this world. But could it be that they live a life fuller than any who remained? Could there truly be happily ever afters beyond those black holes? And will Andromeda Black be brave to find out?
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1054 |
Hits: 1645 |
Published: 08/22/11 |
Updated: 08/24/11
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Two years after the battle and Hermione is still having nightmares. What will it take for her to finally be able to rest at night? This is my first fan-fic (one-shot) so please read and review! (Oh, and please don't let the violence warning turn you off, that's just for part of the Malfoy Manor scene.)
Categories: Ron/Hermione
Characters: None
Warnings: Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1020 |
Hits: 4778 |
Published: 07/30/11 |
Updated: 08/10/11
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Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: Since the Battle, Parvati struggles to feel.
Since the Battle, Harry feels too much.
Can a chance meeting help them heal?
Disclaimer: I am not JK Rowling, so don't bug me about Pottermore!
This story is for Ariana (lucca4) because she set the prompt in SBBC and she's one of the most talented writers on the site.
Categories: Harry/Other Character
Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death,
Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1594 |
Hits: 669 |
Published: 08/10/11 |
Updated: 08/10/11
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Post OotP. Harry gets in a fatal car crash with the Dursleys and finds someone framed him for their alleged murders. In a provocative tale of flight, friendship, and fury, he must learn the will to survive and face destiny comes from mind, body, and soul. After all is said and done, with the unfailing support of those you love, you can never truly be alone. Told from Harry's point of view.
Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Warnings: Abuse,
Alternate Universe,
Book 7 Disregarded,
Character Death,
Mental Disorders,
Mild Profanity,
Self Injury,
Suicide,
Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 2 |
Completed: No |
Words: 12934 |
Hits: 4311 |
Published: 07/10/11 |
Updated: 07/28/11
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Five stanzas to falling in love with Ronald Bilius Weasley.
This is Hermione's POV, starting with the Yule Ball in GoF and following through to the Final Battle in DH. Each stanza fits a different event.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 147 |
Hits: 1879 |
Published: 07/10/11 |
Updated: 07/16/11
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: As the title says, it's basically the whole story in Limerick form. Hope you like it.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 375 |
Hits: 1608 |
Published: 07/03/11 |
Updated: 07/16/11
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