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I've been pretty inactive on MNFF and the Beta Boards lately, but I promise to respond to all thoughtful reviews...eventually :)
One-shots
^Dark and Light: Ron/Hermione and a bit of Muggle history, because why not.
Flame Red: the story of a redheaded girl, as told to James, Al, Lily, Rose, and Hugo. I am told that it contains "fantastic family fluff," which is just too good an alliteration to pass up mentioning here.
^Goatilocks and the Three Puffs: a crack!fic about a goat. 'Nuff said.
*In the Hufflepuff Way: conversations between Hannah Abbott and her parents.
Pineapple in the Library: Neville + Luna + math = awesomeness. Winner of the Nautilus Award in the 2013 Great Hall V-Day Cotillion.
Tomorrow Comes: a Tonks songfic, to "Do You Hear the People Sing?"
With a Slammed Door and a Loud Crack: an expanded version of the drabble which won the Hysterical/Historical challenge in TTB...it is both historical and more than a little hysterical.
Short Chaptered
The Beginning of After: my first fanfic, consisting of several scenes from the three days after the Battle. Recorded on Audiofics for their Inaugural Live Broadcast!
Poetry
Firework: Dolores Umbridge makes 'em go oh-oh-oh...as they shoot across the sky-y-y...
Look At Me: Snape, at the moment of his death.
*Musings: a bit of Lunacy, or perhaps perfect sanity.
*Philosopher's Stone: a Perenelle villanelle which defies summarization. (Actually, a lot of my poems defy summarization.)
Shall I Compare Thee to a Winter's Eve: an unhappy Sev/Lily whose first line happens to resemble a famous sonnet, no idea how that happened.
*Shell Cottage: an unusually long free verse poem on, you guess it, Shell Cottage.
*^Still: a prose poem inspired by an image of a woman in an explosion.
*The Closed Ward: the vestiges of Alice Longbottom's mind.
Today I Do Not Want to Be a Ravenclaw: your typical gripe about schoolwork, only with meter and rhyme.
Uncertainty: Ron/Hermione (or whatever other pairing you want) fluff.
*Nominated in the 2013 QSQs.
^Nominated in the 2014 QSQs.
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Hannah Abbott is a typical Hufflepuff, isn't she?
This is Northumbrian of Ravenclaw writing for the Great Bannermakers Hall Challenge
Categories: Mystery
Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 8358 |
Hits: 2989 |
Published: 09/14/11 |
Updated: 09/20/11
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Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: When George thinks of her, he thinks of Fred.
So, he tries not to think at all.
Nominated for a 2011 Quicksilver Quill Award in Best Dark/Angsty, Best Canon Romance, and Best Post Hogwarts.
Categories: Other Pairing
Characters: None
Warnings: Sexual Situations,
Strong Profanity
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2636 |
Hits: 1200 |
Published: 07/03/11 |
Updated: 07/05/11
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Hermione sits and thinks of the boy who left and why she did not follow.
Tied in first place for the 2011 Quicksilver Quill Award in Best Poetry.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 416 |
Hits: 2600 |
Published: 05/25/11 |
Updated: 05/31/11
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Before Remus leaves for the Battle, what goes on in his mind?
Winner of the Copycat Challenge; written after the style of e e cumming's it may not always be so;and i say.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 256 |
Hits: 1510 |
Published: 05/08/11 |
Updated: 05/08/11
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: The seven women who loved Ron Weasley.
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 6323 |
Hits: 5951 |
Published: 10/10/10 |
Updated: 10/10/10
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: A distraught Hermione takes quill to parchment.
Categories: Ron/Hermione
Characters: None
Warnings: Mild Profanity
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: No |
Words: 3391 |
Hits: 4131 |
Published: 10/01/10 |
Updated: 10/02/10
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: On a fine day during the school summer holidays two Hogwarts students meet in a small market town in the north of England.
This is Northumbrian of Ravenclaw writing for the Madam Pomfrey One-Shot Triathlon - Round Three: Original Characters, Prompt 2 (summer holidays).
Categories: Other Pairing
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 6965 |
Hits: 3614 |
Published: 05/29/10 |
Updated: 06/02/10
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: WINNER of the BEST GENERAL story – Quicksilver Quills Awards 2010.
In the weeks and months after their eldest brother’s wedding Fred and George Weasley continued to run their business. Two decent honest and respectable businessmen, they had no involvement at all in any illicit conduct. They certainly didn’t get involved in any anti-Voldemort activities. Definitely not. No. Not them. Never. They wouldn’t. Honestly.
Categories: Post-Hogwarts
Characters: None
Warnings: Mild Profanity
Series: None
Chapters: 3 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 11078 |
Hits: 20802 |
Published: 03/26/10 |
Updated: 05/11/10
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Front page: THE DAILY PROPHET 4 May 1998
TOM RIDDLE – THE SELF-STYLED LORD VOLDEMORT
Editors Note: At the request of the Ministry for Magic this Official Statement issued by the Office of the Minister is produced full and unedited.
OFFICIAL MINISTRY STATEMENT
This official statement has been compiled with the assistance and co-operation of Mr Harry Potter.
“Lord Voldemort†was, in fact a man named Tom M. Riddle, son of a witch, Merope Gaunt and a Muggle, Tom Riddle Senior. The Ministry has decided that in all future official publications Riddle will be referred to by his given name.
There has already been much speculation and wild rumour regarding the events at Hogwarts School. The Ministry can confirm that Tom M. Riddle was killed at dawn on the morning of Saturday, 2 May. Riddle was disarmed by Harry Potter while in the act of firing a killing curse at Mr Potter. The curse killed Riddle rather than its intended target.
Continued on page 4
WHERE IS HARRY POTTER?
Despite the Official Ministry Statement (published above) we are no closer to receiving an answer to the question on the lips of every witch and wizard in the country. Where is Harry Potter?
It appears that Mr Potter left Hogwarts School early yesterday morning, apparently in the company of his close associates Hermione Granger and Ronald Weasley. An attractive young Ministry clerk, who did not wish to be named, told The Prophet “He’s at the Ministry, having an important meeting with the Minister. My friends and I saw him. He asked us out to the pub, but we had to turn him down.†This statement is at odds with a report from the Portkey Office that Mr Potter has fled the country, travelling to Australia with his companions.
Continued on page 2
The days after the battle were days of grief and mourning. Grave Days.
Categories: Ron/Hermione AND Harry/Ginny
Characters: None
Warnings: Mild Profanity
Series: None
Chapters: 15 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 77566 |
Hits: 135713 |
Published: 08/28/09 |
Updated: 04/15/10
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: The seven women who loved Harry Potter.
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 6897 |
Hits: 8482 |
Published: 03/28/10 |
Updated: 03/30/10
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Then he gazed down at the wise old face and tried to absorb the enormous and incomprehensible truth: that never again would Dumbledore speak to him, never again could he help...
A poem.
Nominated for a 2010 QSQ Award!
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 175 |
Hits: 2210 |
Published: 03/18/10 |
Updated: 03/25/10
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: The seven men who loved Hermione Granger.
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 5307 |
Hits: 7268 |
Published: 03/09/10 |
Updated: 03/10/10
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Remus and Tonks have been told to simply live. But what will that life be? Some short stories of the Lupin Family set in the Post Epilogue Portalverse established for A Little More Time.
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Mild Profanity
Series: None
Chapters: 3 |
Completed: No |
Words: 10649 |
Hits: 10121 |
Published: 08/15/09 |
Updated: 09/21/09
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: A little yellow poem you might construe as you desire.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 241 |
Hits: 1969 |
Published: 12/07/08 |
Updated: 12/23/08
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Teddy Lupin's first year at Hogwarts. Canon-compliant. Nominated for a 2008 QSQ for best Post-Hogwarts story.
The war is over, and all is well, they say, but the wounds remain unhealed. Bitterness divides the Houses of Hogwarts. Can the first children born since the war's end begin a new era, or will the enmities of their parents be their permanent legacy?
Categories: Next Generation
Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death,
Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 34 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 203059 |
Hits: 246661 |
Published: 01/03/08 |
Updated: 11/25/08
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Was it possible to save two lives in the past without altering history? Was it possible to give his parents a future twenty years after they had supposedly died? Teddy Lupin thought so...
Categories: Post-Hogwarts
Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 26 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 120231 |
Hits: 193572 |
Published: 10/20/07 |
Updated: 04/25/08
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: The thing I had never before considered about Muggles is that there are, and always have been, so very many of them. It seems ironic that I would have missed such a discernable fact. Had I ever stumbled across it written in a book I would have merely shaken my head at the thought that someone felt the need to write down something so elementary. Even then, however, I would not have considered the implications of what it could mean. The facts never changed though, only my perception of them; that there are thousands, probably hundreds of thousands, for each individual witch or wizard.
Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 3784 |
Hits: 9392 |
Published: 01/14/08 |
Updated: 01/26/08
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Fred is dead.
But that's just the beginning! Because one of George's ears is up in heaven, and the other is down on earth...
Oh, the possibilities!
Written for the Next Great Adventure challenge on the MNFF beta boards. I am Schmerg_The_Impaler of Hufflepuff House.
Twice nominated for Best Post-Hogwarts Story in the 2008 Quicksilver Quills Awards!
Categories: Post-Hogwarts
Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 9446 |
Hits: 7261 |
Published: 10/29/07 |
Updated: 10/31/07
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Why Hermoine really *wasn't* sure that Ron could pass a Muggle driving test.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1676 |
Hits: 3148 |
Published: 09/19/07 |
Updated: 09/26/07
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: He had told her that he'd be back. She had promised to wait.
Written for the SPEW 007 - prompt: "chase".
Categories: Ron/Hermione
Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1519 |
Hits: 3106 |
Published: 04/06/07 |
Updated: 04/06/07
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