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09/20/09




A writer and nothing else: a man alone in a room with the English language, trying to get human feelings right. ~ John K. Hutchens, New York Herald Tribune, 10 September 1961.

 

About Me: I'm a fifteen year old girl obsessed with writing and Harry Potter. Naturally, the two seemed to merge into a love of fanfiction! I'm from Australia and I started writing when I was eleven. I see fanfiction as a practice for writing original fiction. That's my dream - to be a writer. How cliche is that?  My dream is to meet Rupert Grint, and I'm forever jealous of my friend who got to hug Tom Felton last week. Oh, and my name's Jordy.

Favourite Genre? Next Generation, hands down! Romance works too. And when they're combined, they make for the best of fics!

Ships? No angry mobs, capiche? But I love Rose/Scorpius! Oh and Dramione.

Activity on the forums? I used to be a beta, a dueler and SBBC member but I had to give up all three! Writing's my only activity right now.

Best HP Book? Deathly Hallows, without a doubt. It didn't disappoint me, and I loved the ending. PoA comes in second.

Favourite story of mine? The Gryffindor Gang holds a special place in my heart... it's my first fic, and I feel like I know each character individually.

Favourite non-HP book? The 'Tomorrow' Series by John Marsden, Pride and Prejudice, The Hunger Games.

Favourite movie? Pretty much any classic Disney movies. Not the lame ones they come up with nowadays, but all-time favourites like The Lion King, The Little Mermaid and ALADDIN! Not Beauty and the Beast. I still find that a little creepy.

Favourite TV shows? Veronica Mars, Glee, Avatar: The Last Airbender. An interesting combination.

Music/bands? I love crappy radio music. Because it's too catchy. Therefore, I am brainwashed. Don't really care though! Love Ed Sheeran, Foster the People, Gotye, Jessie J and Grouplove, but for some odd reason, going through a Justin Timberlake phase.

Cat or dog? Cat.

Stories coming soon? Well, Saving Dominique is in its early stages of production, but I'm really confident about its chances. I've got a Dramione fic and a James/Lily fic that are both no closer to being finished than my maths assignment.

 

So, please read my stories, leave a comment and or just PM me on the forums, capiche? ~ Jordy



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Potter's Pentagon: The Past (Book Three) by Schmerg_The_Impaler

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: The final installment in the Potter’s Pentagon Trilogy. Read “The Five” and “The Truth” first, myess? Okay!

WARNING! Contains Muggle adventures in Diagon Alley, unusual eyebrows, cheesy clichés galore, psycho Ted, the not-so-lost years of Merlin, a school-wide singalong, the old potato joke, Tyrone’s Princess Bride obsession, Emma’s stubborn denial of the existence of Tyrone’s mustache, a graphic death, a joke shop product as a major plot device, hobo Jordan, Jordan hugging, Jordan pulling pranks, time travel, the Love Shack, angst, and worst of all, Professor Zabini.

It’s the sixth year for Potter’s Pentagon and company, and our heroes learn that in the wizarding world, coming of age has a somewhat weightier significance. Students are busy with an Inter-House Unity Project, Jordan is having weird dreams, Pansy and Ophidias Malfoy have been released from Azkaban, Professor Zabini has a mysterious project of his own, and almost everyone is acting strangely. Meanwhile, at the Ministry of Magic, a man with a vendetta against Ron Weasley is trying his hardest to get him in the biggest trouble possible. Is the only way to save him to travel into the past?

New talents are discovered, new friendships form and old ones change, pasts are dredged up, and, of course, there’s lots of good old-fashioned snogging. And one of the five kills for the first time… while another becomes a casualty of war.

Starring 2008 Quicksilver Quills Best Male Original Character runner-up Jordan Potter, Best Female Original Character nominees Ivy Potter, Haley Potter, Emma Weasley, and Giorgi Anderson, and Best Male Original Character nominee Ted Lupin! Nominated for 2008 Quicksilver Quills Best Post-Hogwarts Story.
Reviewer: U-No-Poo Signed
Date: 02/08/10 Title: Chapter 27: Chapter 27: In Which Cheesiness Reaches New Heights

I'm so excited/upset/happy/disappointed/eager/grief stricken that the next chapter will be the last chapter in the Potter's Pentagon trilogy! As you know, yours inspired me to write my own next gen series. Thanks for many hours of awesome reading, you're truly the best author on here. Haha, its sounds like I'm saying goodbye to you forever? But there's always Pride and Pre-Juiced Plums, ayy? You gotta add more chapters after this.

Thanks again!

Author's Response: Hey there! I'm also excited and weirded out and a little sad that the next chapter is the last... it's so weird, because I've been working on these stories since I was twelve, and now I'm seventeen (almost eighteen!) But I will definitely update Pride and Prejuiced Plums. I've actually written four more chapters of it, I just haven't wanted to update because I found that updating it at the same time as this story confused some people about the plots of both!



Reviewer: U-No-Poo Signed
Date: 09/23/09 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22: In Which Our Heroes Suffer Boo-Boos

PLEEEAAAASEEEEE PUH LEAAASE ADD THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!!! I'M BEGGING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Author's Response: U-NO-POO, I SUBMITTED SEVERAL DAYS AGO!



Reviewer: U-No-Poo Signed
Date: 03/16/10 Title: Chapter 28: Epilogue: There And Back Again

*sobs*.... its over! Noooooooooooooooo!

OMG Jor-jums marries Giorgi! Half-expecting that. And obviously Tyremma and Tivy are together. Haley marries... who knows? (can't wait to find that out!)

Haha, this is without a doubt the best fanfic I've ever read. I wish I hadn't read it now, so I could discover it all again (shut up... yes, I did take that from one of the HP dust jackets).

And obviously, the potato joke had to be incorporated somewhere. I can't wait to write my own funny potato stories! I've got the first 3 chapters of TGG up, so check it out when you can, ok?

So, congrats on this milestone! I can imagine how you feel - when I finish TGG when I'm, probably 17 as well, it'll be a very bittersweet moment. Anyway, hasta la pasta, i have some assignments to do!

Author's Response: HAAAAY HAAY GURLFRAAAND! So now that I've FINALLY got this epilogue up, I can go read your story! And I'm SO excited, because I haven't actually read fanfiction in a long time. And thank you sooo, so much... this is so lovely... "Tivy" is the best ship name ever. And Jordan was not originally going to marry Giorgi, but when I saw how much people liked her (and her and him together), I... made a few edits. ^_^



Reviewer: U-No-Poo Signed
Date: 10/03/09 Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23: In Which All's Fair In Love And War

AAAARRGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This cliffhanger is MURDERING ME! Emma/Tyrone - about time, but her hair, her crippleness - will it stay that way? And Ted killed someone - that's not gonna go down well.... and what the hell's happened to Haley and Jordan? AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!

Author's Response: YOU'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS IN THE NEXT TWO CHAPTERS! MWAHAHAHA!



Reviewer: U-No-Poo Signed
Date: 09/24/09 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22: In Which Our Heroes Suffer Boo-Boos

Oops, I'm sorry, Schmergo! I promise I'll never bug you again! I just love this story so much that I can't wait until I find out what happens!

Author's Response: DOn't worry, I'm not annoyed! It's not like you could know!



The Lions of Gryffindor by Equinox Chick

Rated: 3rd-5th Years • Past Featured Story
Summary: It is June 1976 and The Marauders are at the top of their game. From the outside they look to have everything.But appearances, as the saying goes, can be deceptive.

James is discovering that not everything in life is his for the taking. Sirius knows he will have to defy his formidable family. Remus lives in constant fear of his life beyond Hogwarts. As for Peter... Well, Peter is struggling to live up to his friends.

The ties of friendship are strong, but war is raging and with a dark power rising those ties will inevitably fray.

Added to the mix is an adversary called Severus Snape, some lost House Points, a prank or two and a whole lot of Lily.

This is a Marauder tale.

This is a story of what made them special.

This is a story of why it started to go wrong for The Lions of Gryffindor.

OH MY GOOD GODRIC! Lions of Gryffindor won the 2009 QSQ for Best Marauders' Era Story. Amazed and incredibly grateful to those who nominated, judged and have beta'd this fic. THANK YOU.

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Trick or Treat!
3. She clicks on her mouse and swipes her wand;
Some stories go up, and some stories are gone.
Stories of her own? Why, she has plenty!
Fewer than one-hundred, but far more than twenty.


Reviewer: U-No-Poo Signed
Date: 01/02/10 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14 - Cold Light of Day

Hey, great chapter as always. Keep on writing!

Author's Response: Thank you for the review. I will keep writing so hopefully won't keep you waiting for too long.



Reviewer: U-No-Poo Signed
Date: 10/10/09 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13 The Full Moon

Love this fic! Update ASAP!

Author's Response: I'll try my best. Thanks for reading, reviewing and enjoying. ~Carole~



Apparently Asleep by Equinox Chick

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Nymphadora Tonks lives under a shadow. Both her cousin and her aunt are in Azkaban believed to be in league with Voldemort. She knows Bellatrix deserves to be there- but Sirius?
Remus Lupin is an outsider. He’d once had three good friends- now two are dead and the third has been locked up for murder and betrayal.
They had met once before, when she was a child, but as Tonks grows up they find themselves thrown together- far too closely for Remus’ comfort. He’s always yearned for a normal life but knows that is impossible. Can Tonks convince him that he deserves happiness?

Nominated for a 2009 QSQ award in the Best canon Romance category. Thank you.
Reviewer: U-No-Poo Signed
Date: 04/24/10 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11 -Old Stories and New Friends

DUN! DUN! DUN!!!!!! is just about right.

Author's Response: Yeah, I like my cliffs! Thanks for reviewing.



Reviewer: U-No-Poo Signed
Date: 04/24/10 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4 - Grudge Match

Omg so far, I am absolutely loving this fic! I'm completely captivated by the way you've written Lupin and Tonks so perfectly. Normally, I hate Remus/Tonks fics; they're normally so dry. However this has changed my belief that this ship is always the same dribble. You've written the story perfectly so far!

Author's Response: Thanks for the review. Mmm, Remus/Tonks shouldn't be dry. She's a fun girl! ~Carole~



Reviewer: U-No-Poo Signed
Date: 04/25/10 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17 - Interrogation

Oh my god, I'm still captivated! You're such a brilliant writer and everything! This is around about the time when Kingsley joins the Order, right? So I'm not too worried for Tonks, but instead anticipating the scenes that'll happen next, especially the conversation between Kingsley and Tonks next! Oh, but the Remus/Tonks thing is progressing far too slowly for my liking. It's not improved by the fact that it'll be another two and a half years before they're properly together! Keep writing and update soon!

Author's Response: Thank you for the review. Hmmm, well the Order reforms after the end of book four, so there's another year yet ... Yeah it is progressing a tad slowly ... maybe things will speed up soon. (heh heh) ~Carole~



Lavender, blue - A Gryffindor true by Equinox Chick

Rated: Professors • Past Featured Story
Summary: When Lavender Brown returns to Hogwarts for her seventh year, she knows things will be hard. Professor Dumbledore’s death has scared everybody, and with her Muggle-born mother in hiding, she makes a promise to her father to stay safe.

But to stay safe she must ignore her instincts and turn her back on her friends.

This is a Lavender Brown/Blaise Zabini story, but also concerns that last year at Hogwarts when the Trio were a'hunting Horcruxes.

Thank you to Laura (bookofsecrets) and Terri (mudbloodproud) for beta'ing the first chapter, Alyssa (Harry4lif) for the second and Emma (Amortentia x) for taking over the reins. And Natalie for the last chapter.

Disclaimer: I am not JK Rowling. I doubt that surprises anyone.

This story won the 2010 QSQ for Best Chaptered Non-Canon Romance. Thank you to everyone who nominated, appreciated and judged.

ATTENTION: Because of prissy glitch on the archive, stories with a rating about 3rd-5th cannot be read. I have lowered the rating to enable access, but the content remains the same. This is a PROFESSORS rated fic. Read at your own discretion - the sexual situations warning is there for a reason.
Reviewer: U-No-Poo Signed
Date: 10/30/09 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7 - What if?

oh em gee! i love this fan fic! keep updating ASAP!

Author's Response: Glad you're enjoying it. There's two more chapters, so I will be updating as soon as poss. Thanks for reading and reviewing ~Carole~



Reviewer: U-No-Poo Signed
Date: 02/13/10 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8 - Miles To Go

*wipes away tears*... Wow. A wonderful, unexpected chapter. But her poor baby! *sniffs*. Maybe it was for the best though... she was still at school, she wasn't ready to have a baby quite yet. Is this the final chapter? Or will there be more, or an epilogue? I hope that there's more. It's such a brilliant story, Carole. You've done a briliant job.

Author's Response: Thnak you for the review. Yeah, I sobbed a bit too, but I couldn't see how the baby could surve that fall. It's not the final chapter. There's at least one more - more of an epilogue really. Thank you for loving the story. ~Carole~



Reviewer: U-No-Poo Signed
Date: 10/10/09 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6 - Restrictions

ARGH! Cliffie! OMG! AAARRRRGH!

Brilliant chapter, by the way.

Author's Response: Hee hee ... I do love a good cliff. Sorry, about that. I shall try and get the next chapter hammered out and onto the site soon. Thanks for the review ~Carole~



Reviewer: U-No-Poo Signed
Date: 09/24/09 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5 - Between the Woods and the Frozen Lake

Love this story! Please keep writing, I can't wait until another chapter is posted!

Author's Response: The story is complete ... on paper (well just about) so I will keep updating. Thanks for the review - much appreciated.



Reviewer: U-No-Poo Signed
Date: 05/26/10 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9 - Before I Sleep

*smiles* - nice ending. I've been with this fic every step of the way and I love it :) I'm sad that it's finished as well. Congratulations!

Author's Response: Thank you for staying with the story. It was so much fun to write, and I'm quite sad it's over. I think Lavender and Blaise will have to appear in something else before too long though. Thanks again ~Carole~



How a Murder May Change a Life by Blue Phoenix

Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: It has been five years since the death of Voldemort, and the wizarding society is starting to feel safe once more. Hermione and Harry both work as Aurors for the Ministry, but while Harry is finding life steadily happier with his wife Ginny, Hermione feels lonely, as the last battle against Voldemort claimed Ron’s life.

Meanwhile Draco Malfoy struggles to find his place, being mistrusted because of his past. Can history remain history? Can old enemies find friendship? Will there be a happily ever after, even for Draco?

~Completed~
Reviewer: U-No-Poo Signed
Date: 09/25/09 Title: Chapter 8: A Marked Man

Is it really over? That sucks. I liked this fic, it was different. And I've been waiting for about three weeks for an update before I realised that it was completed. Well anyway, thanks for a great read! Also, I'm kinda glad it didn't go on forever, because that would have ruined it. Anyway, tell me when you're posting new fics up! I can't wait!

Author's Response: Thank you! I'm glad you liked it. And I guess I should mark that ending better, huh? I do have a Ginny/Draco fic up, if that's your thing - it's not like this story, though.



I Think This Love is Altering my Brain by MadEyeMaddy

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Ron and Hermione have always had a special connection. But mix in a fake French girl, a handful of dares, a cup of Hogsmeade trips, half a pound of Malfoy, and a pinch of detentions, there is definitely some trouble to be anticipated.

A look into Ron and Hermione's fifth-year minds to experience the spazzness and crazyism in first person.

Disclaimer: Sadly, I am not J. K. Rowling. I'm not even famous. Heck, I only have one story up on Mugglenet. But I'm still glad I can walk into J. K.'s world. And tap-dance back out again.

Additional warnings: May contain fluff, excessive randomness (AU), and minor plot twists!

I would also appreciate if NikkiSue/Nicole could mod this for me :]


Reviewer: U-No-Poo Signed
Date: 01/17/10 Title: Chapter 8: The First Date and Strange Kisses

YES, please post the epilogue!

Author's Response: I'll get on it ASAP(:



Reviewer: U-No-Poo Signed
Date: 11/01/09 Title: Chapter 7: Almost-Kisses and Angry Villains

omg i love it how its all virtually perfect!

Author's Response: Thanks! I'm a sucker for fluff :P



Eyes Wide Open by sorrow_of_severus

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Dandelion Dursley is heartbroken to leave her mother and beloved grandfather, Dudley, to start her first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Little does she know that she will blossom in her training as a witch, discovering that she has a highly rare magical talent. She will also befriend The Forgotten Ones: Lily Luna Potter, Albus Severus Potter, and Hugo Weasley.
Reviewer: U-No-Poo Signed
Date: 01/17/10 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 4

Wow, love this fic! Great name too, Dandelion Dursley. Anyway, update soon please!

Author's Response: Thank you so much! I promise you an update very, very soon.



What's So Great About Her by DragonBane

Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: Lavender's depressed. She just can't seem to get over Ron Weasley...and the fact that he led her on while clearly being in love with someone else. The solution? Quitely getting drunk in her bed, away from the party downstairs in the common room. But what happens with the easiest person to blame stumbles in?
Reviewer: U-No-Poo Signed
Date: 04/25/10 Title: Chapter 1: What's So Great About Her

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!