I am a crazy 15-year-old Harry Potter fan with a passion for writing. Seriously, I'm an insane person. I belong in a padded cell with jackets that make you hug yourself. But then, brilliance is often accompanied with insanity... ;)
Basic Info: I am American, and I live in Oklahoma (aka Most Boring Place On Earth). Unless you like cows and greasy burgers, never come here. I'm in high school, and I currently plan to get into Harvard, be an English Major, visit Europe, and then have six husbands, fourteen children, and an assortment of sheep.
Favorite HP Characters: Ginny, Loony-Tune, The Twins, Mr. and Mrs. Weasley, Bellatrix, Draco Malfoy, Lily Evans, Severus, Dumbledore, Lord Moldy-Shorts, Sirius, Dung, and FANG!!! Heehee, I would totally be a double-agent for the Order.
Favorite HP Book: This has always been difficult for me, because I change my mind a lot. I hate to do this to you, because I hate when other people do it, but I like them all! I'm reading the series to my dad, and we just started the sixth book. :)
Favorite Ships: I love the idea of Sev and Lily getting together, and I have a dogged determination about it. And, though it's incredibly cliche, and I've made it clear that I HATE cliches, I'm currently knee-deep in Dramione. I think Their Child-of Voldemort's, by Professor Mary is what did it for me. She's very talented.
Favorite Fanfics: One of my big inspirations is Schmerg_the_Impaler; she's brilliant and makes me laugh. Go read her fics NOW! I also like Equinox Chick. There's something about her style that makes my fingers get an itch to write. I'm currently reading Daughter of the Dark Side by Lyra Lestrange (a lovely, irresistible plot) and Calliope and Thalia and Their Inspiration by lucilla_pauie (LOVING IT!).
Favorite Non-HP Books: I love the Casson Series by Hilary McKay, with her simple, ditsy characters that make me laugh! I also like Ballet Shoes by Noel Streatfeild, anything by Roald Dahl, True Grit by Chris Portis, Little Women by Louisa May Alcott, Jane Austen's stuff and Lillian Jackson Braune's "Cat Who" series. I tried reading Gone with the Wind, but Scarlett O'Hara just really, REALLY got on my nerves. I hate her smelly guts.
Favorite Movies: The Princess Bride, Funny Girl, Tangled, Lord of the Rings, Zorro, Soul Surfer, My Big, Fat, Greek Wedding, A Streetcar Named Desire, Clue, Fight Club, and many, many, MANY others.
Favorite TV Shows: My mom and I watch Gilmore Girls every night, and my best friend got me way into House at the beginning of the school year. I also love watching The Middle, Monk, and Psych. I practically LIVE on USA Channel. And maybe I watch Wizards of Waverly Place every now and then... so sue me...
Other Fun Facts:
1. I have zero hand-eye coordination, resulting in a very early attraction to books.
2. I'm a bit of a hermit, doing most of my social interaction over the Internet.
3. The only thing I ever got up early for was a trip to Universal Orlando with my mom last June, for obvious reasons.
4. I still believe in Santa Claus.
5. I also believe in the Great Pumpkin.
6. I once spent forty dollars of iTunes giftcards on absolutely nothing but Showtunes.
7. I hold the record for Most Coffee Consumed in a Twenty-Four Hour Period.
8. In math class, when my teacher asks me to find x, I circle it in red and draw an arrow.
10. I skipped number nine.
To Anyone Who Misses Me, Or Thinks I'm Not Completely Deranged:
HI! I miss you guys! I'm sorry I haven't posted anything yet, but I want to work out all the finer points of my next story before I submit it to your scrutiny. No hints, I've decided I change my mind to much to give you any. :P Anyway, I can't believe I didn't tell you guys this before, but I started a blog over the summer! I have three whole subscribers- and two of them are related to me... hee hee...
I'm not really very consistent, because I just am not that kind of person, but you can bet the next time a politician says something stupid or the film industry decides to ruin another book, I'll have something to say about it. If anyone is interested, check it out here: www.theloudmouthmudblood.blogspot.com
Brilliant (as always). I'm loving this! And I can't get the picture of Draco Malfoy wearing eyeliner and a pink Power Rangers costume out of my head...
I love how the cousins look out for each other... it reminds me of my friends and me. And Dick is certainly living up to his name. Urgh... frustration! But knowing Harry, he'll burst in at the most awkward moment, and save the world. Because, that's what he does. :)
I would dearly love to kill him, yes...
First, let me just say, I really, really, REALLY think there should have been a slip 'n slide- if nothing else, because Ginny did not marry Dick. I had waaay too much fun with the imagery there. Personally, though, my favorite moment in the entire story was when Harry jumps out of his stag form and says, "Now you're gonna explain why you were hitting my son!" because the first thought in my mind was, "Now the Dicky's gonna get his!" I literally almost fell out of my computer chair, I was so happy.
Favorite characters, without a doubt, are Lily, Annie, and Sirius. They really are brilliant little stinkers, to come with a wedding-crash like that. I liked Ginny's memories, too, they really gave me a bit more perspective and sympathy for her than I would have otherwise had. I like the "Peach Paint" incident- clever. :) And no, I'm afraid I have much too much of Hermione in me, but I knew Lily and Harry were not dead. I just knew, because if I wouldn't have the heart to kill those characters, I had faith that you wouldn't either... and maybe I saw the epitaph on accident while I was scrolling...
Hey, what's wrong with novel-length author's notes? I think those are the best kind! :)
OMG!!! Awesome story, I just finished it! Funnily enough, my friends at school have similar characters to those of The Five, and I accidentally called one of my friends Ivy by mistake this morning! I've been sort of sad since the series came to an end, but I love what you've done with Potterverse, thanks for making me laugh. :)
Author's Response: Awww, thank you so much! Hahaha, I have some friends that are SOO like some of my characters, but ironically, I met all of them after I'd already written this-- I think I wanted to be their friend because they reminded me of them, actually, haha. Though alas, I still have yet to meet a Tyrone. ;-)
Oh. My. GOSH!!!! (Giorgi moment of the day) I loved this one! I mean, after I heard about the muggle clothes thing in Apple's campaign, and he said he was doing something illegal at his muggle Prime Minister speech, it was kind of obvious (to me, anyway) that he was gonna do magic in front of them, and I kind of figured out the Animagus thing when it said that she was studying Transfiguration, but I feel like an idiot for not guessing about L.E.E.! I mean, it was so obvious! To thing that I, Sarah/georgeisholey, biggest Harry Potter fan in my school, reader of The Lexicon from cover to cover, did not realize that "LEE" might possibly stand for something rather than be a name.... *hides*. (ok, done with Jordan angst). I also am sort of curious... did you get "Mimblewimble" (see end of Ch. 8 In Which Tyrone Does NOT Enjoy Brief Insanity) from The Princess Bride? (Sorry, Vladster is coming out, too observant?) Sorry for talking so much (and my Inner-Haley emerges!) Bye!
P.S. I like Phantom of the Opera, too. :)
Author's Response: Heyyyyo! I am so glad that you liked this! I was kind of trying to make a few of the plot points slightly obvious, because I was trying to distract from Lee's secret, mwahahahaha. "Mimblewimble" is actually from Harry Potter, believe it or not! There's one part where Uncle Vernon mutters something that sounds like 'mimblewimble,' and I thought it was HILARIOUS.
“It’s our rule not to dredge up past things, remember?”
This rule is about to be broken.~Inspired by a worldwide beloved film.
Another great chapter! Yes, we darned Americans came up with s'mores. Aren't you jealous you didn't think of them first? :) I love how Lia started a fire in the middle of a train... in fact, it's the kind of crazy thing I'd do!
"Mother and one daughter... father and one daughter..." Is your withholding of names a hint? Or am I just over-thinking this? Dying of curiosity, great chapter! :)
Author's Response: Nope, you are not over-thinking, Sarah darling. *high five!*
Author's Response: Nope, you are not over-thinking, Sarah darling. *high five!*
Author's Response: Nope, you are not over-thinking, Sarah darling. *high five!*
Author's Response: Nope, you are not over-thinking, Sarah darling. *high five!*
I definitely agree about Belize, it does sound pretty. I also agree about Random Inspiration (which I often fall victim to at two in the morning...) and writing being a Royal Pain in the Butt. One of my favorite authors once said that writing is basically a battle between you and a blank piece of paper, and the paper usually wins. :P
I liked this chapter, and I really liked all the bits with Callie and Lia talking to each other in the loo with their two-way mirrors. Nicely done!
Author's Response: Thanks as ever, Sarah! Your fave author is right, the paper (or the word processor) always wins. Glad you liked this, and forgive the belated response, geez. :D
Yay! And aww, how sweet! I liked this one, too. :)
wOw. Can somebody say awkward?? Actually, that totally cracked me up... such painful memories brought to the surface and all. :) Very funny.
Author's Response: It cracked me up, too, while I was writing it. :D Thanks for reading and reviewing, Sarah!
Casablanca is amazing! Good chapter, just what I needed after being deprived of the twins for so long. And do I detect that Gred and Forge are connected with Pierra and Pietro by a potion we are all familiar with? Also- awesome mental images with the wrestling mat. Almost died laughing! -Sarah :)
Author's Response: Sarah! So glad you're still there! Thank you for reading and reviewing. Yep, Casablanca is very high up in my favorite movies. You're also right about Gred and Forge. :D
Yes, I do like it... in fact, I love it. I'm absolutely intrigued!
Wow. That was... wow.
PLEASE DO THE EPILOGUE!!!!!!!!!!
(And I really liked the wedding... it was a riot, the mental image is AWESOME.) :)
Author's Response: OH VRAPTIOUS DAY! CALLOU CALLAY! I got a review! Thanks so much! And I think I will do the epilogue...
YAY!! That was really good... and you're right, they SHOULD make those t-shirts, it would be awesome...
Author's Response: Thank you! I know which one I'd wear... Anatoly's...
Aww... great ending! I really, really, REALLY liked this one! Not only do I constantly have dreams (or nightmares) about the Chudley Cannons in their awful orange robes, but niflheim has become part of my vocabulary. It's on my list of favorite words, between redonkulous and inconceivable. :) Well done!
Author's Response: Aiiiieeeee! Thank you so much! I'm sorry to have infiltrated your dreams... INCEPTION, BWAAAAAH.... but this makes me happy! And hey, I love saying 'redonkulous' and 'inconceivable,' too! And obviously Niflheim, but that goes without saying.
Okay, WOW. Was NOT expecting the eyebrow raising. Or, well, anything else. My favorite character, hmmmmmmmm... Probably Haley and Giorgi, since both of them are a bit like me. Haley sings, can't raise one eyebrow, and she wishes people would take her more seriously. Giorgi's wardrobe is insane, and she's not the most popular kid on the block. That's me. Favorite moment.... I'm torn between Ivy and ted kissing in the closet, the April Fools Day joke in book 1, and Haley raising one eyebrow. I expect you're tired of me now, so I'll be quick, but Jordan marries Giorgi, RIGHT? kaybai
Yay! Lee's in this book too! I was sort of worried that you wouldn't include her in this book... man, I wish my diary gave me advice. :( oh, well. By the way, what is this 'game'? And Tabitha sounds sort of like my little sister, which would be cool if I didn't want to put her in a box and ship her to Cambodia. (My sister, not Tabitha)
Author's Response: Yeah, I didn't want to include TOO much of Haley's dialogue with Lee, because I felt like it might slow down what's going on-- but the 'game' is whether Emma will give into Tyrone's advances or not! Mwahaha. Hint: Emma loses. ;-)