01/26/06
yup :P
Okie for all those who want to read my Marauders Map fic (4th chappie - Albus Dumbledore is almost done + 3rd chappie - Harry Potter is up) you can find it here :
www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewstory.php?psid=200283
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The Dark Lord's Blog by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: What does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.
WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.
RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!
Date: 10/27/06 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3: R.A.B. and Romance
I loved it. Amazing...I'm adding it to my fave!!
Author's Response: Wow, thank you!
Date: 12/29/06 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay
That was really good! When I had first started reading the story, I thought it was jsut for fun...for making us readers laugh...but it actually turned into such a meaninful and eventful episode..and I do hope taht Voldemort is destroyed and Sirius isnot dead in the real 7th book...hehehe....gosh Bellatrix on our side..taht's wicked!
Author's Response: Ha, thank you! I don\'t know about \'meaningful and eventful,\' but there was a bit more going on than met the eye at first. I\'m so glad you loved the ending. (And since Book 7 is called \'Deathly Hallows\' and All Hallow\'s Eve is the day that the veil between the worlds of the living and dead is lifted.... SIRIUS MAY RETURN!)
Angry Black Words by Subtledagger
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: ‘The scene plays in my mind, the same everyday;
these angry black words that I simply can’t say.’
Draco tries to come to terms with his role in the death of Dumbledore. With no one to talk to and no one to comfort him, he can at least purge himself of his guilt and fear even if no one else will ever read it…
Date: 09/29/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Beautiful portraiying of Draco's thoughts!
Author's Response: Thank you! I haven\'t written poetry for a long time so I\'m glad you like it!
In A Nutshell by hearyoume
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: Dumbledore is going senile, Ron's eating is out of control, and poor Hagrid... will he ever realize his true strength before he kills someone?? This starts off at the beginning of the school year and ends with a detailed account of how Harry finally defeats Lord Voldemort. I poke fun at stereotypes and clichés in fan fiction, and even joke about some things in the actual books. It’s pretty much everything – in a nutshell (or is it nuthouse?).
Date: 01/07/07 Title: Chapter 1: In A Nutshell
Gosh....I looked like i had a giggling charm put over me...rictumsmpra, isn't it? ..anyways...it was one of the funniest stories I've read over here...LOVED it....not all parodies are funny, some are rather silly, but I can't tell u how much I enjoyed ths one...wow..I mean wow......there were many funny parts I loved, but what sent me crashing to the floor laughing was the "rabid squirrel the size of a horse" that Hagrid owned....and then when he sent Harry flying across the sky to the forest....I also loved Ron's part...evil spirit..Viktor Krum! Hahahahhahaaaaaaaaahahahahaha! *giggle* *snort*
Once again, I LOVED it....10/10 + a place on my faves.
Author's Response: Thanks so much! Those are huge compliments & I\'m flattered :D I\'m glad you found it so funny, thanks for favoriting it!
The Cruciatus Curse by h3art0f1nk
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: What do you imagine the Cruciatus Curse feels like? Is it unexplainable? The darkest words can’t describe this incredible, unbearable pain, but I have done my best to put it in words.
Date: 10/27/06 Title: Chapter 1: The Cruciatus Curse
Nicely described!
Author's Response: Thank you!
Draco's Trick-or-Treat by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Three-year-old Draco goes trick-or-treating for the first time. His mother takes the opportunity to teach him some lessons and Malfoy family values that she believes will be important to her son later in life. This depiction of Draco is VASTLY different from the version of him that I write in "The Dark Lord's Blog."
Ridiculously short one-shot.
Date: 01/05/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One and Only!
Oh..that was a very, very well written story! You've wonderfully portrayed Narcissa and young Draco...and was that girl Hermione, by any chance? I like this story because it portrays Drcao as an innocent child, and it is his mother who posions his mind against "mudbloods" and werewolves..and teaches him to be arrogant.....10/10...
Author's Response: Thanks, Bookwormy! I always like receiving your reviews. The little girl\'s not Hermione... I think she\'s somebody whose parents are Muggle-born. Basically, she was my little sister. ^_^
Position Vacant by bajab
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Minerva has trouble finding a new DADA professor, so holds interviews for the position.
Date: 01/21/07 Title: Chapter 1: The DADA Interviews
It was very well written. Good.
The Ballad of Lucius Malfoy: An Unappealing Appeal by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Lucius Malfoy's appealing to the Wizengamot after being caught in the Department of Mysteries, trying to convince them that he's not evil.
Quite silly, really.
Date: 01/05/07 Title: Chapter 1: Lucius's Excuses-es
Heheheheheheheheeeeeeee ......that was sooo funny! Especially those lines where Lucius asks them if they're jealous of his hair...or money...or smirks....and the line when he says he didn't bribe the men who're supporting him...
Author's Response: Thank you! I honestly wrote this in like a minute, so I\'m glad that people don\'t think it\'s total tripe!
For Innocence We Sin by Eilime
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: Two-shot
Hermione knew it wasn’t her business. And she didn’t mean to get involved either. But it’s difficult not to when you realise that you’re the only one who has noticed this change; that no one else seems to care that Draco Malfoy is looking more and more tired, weak and pale each day, sporting dark circles under his eyes, and Hermione wants to know why.
I didn’t expect a thank you; a nod was fine with me.
8th story in a series of Hermione/Draco one-shots (Check out my author page for more information)
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Date: 01/02/07 Title: Chapter 2: Part 2
That was fantastic.......
Author's Response: Thank you!
To Be Or Nott To Be by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: Theodore Nott has never had much respect for anyone but himself. But after being summoned by Lord Voldemort to join the Death Eaters, his world turns upside down, and he finds himself questioning everything, including his own values and beliefs. Darkish, but with surprisingly light and fluffy bits, kind of like my Dad's pancakes or a truly hideous dress that my Mum once bought for me.
Written by Schmerg_The_Impaler from Hufflepuff House for the Gauntlet's 3rd run. Whoot!
Date: 01/10/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Adventures of a Self-Centred Cynic
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconeiosis--is that really a word? Haha..
I stare at her. When photographed, boggarts assume the identity of the photographer’s worst fear-- it’s just too perfect. “November, for a Hufflepuff, you’re brilliant.”
She almost smiles. “For a Death Eater, you’re fairly nice.” November sets down the cabinet, steps back, and opens the door.
Those were really good lines...
In a nut shell, I loved it. It looked like it really was written by Theodre Nott himself...excellent portraying of thoughts. I also liked how Nott kept being sarcastic about everything...esp, Voldemort..that he's not even human..doesn't have nose etc etc..
Good work. 10/10
Author's Response: AW, thank you! Yep, pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconeiosis is a word. The longest word in the English language to be precise. (Isn\'t it sad how I know stuff like that but can\'t get an A in Geometry?)
I\'m glad you liked my characterization... that\'s what made this piece so fun to write, getting into Theo\'s head. I\'m actually prouder of this story than any of the other ones that I have up on MNFF.
I guess Theo\'\'s a lot like me in that he just can\'t take Voldy seriously (maybe he\'s read \"The Dark Lord\'s Blog.\")
Draco, The Babysitter by mgle_teacher
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: After a potion goes awry, Draco finds himself as the newly appointed babysitter of one Hermione Granger, age: 4. As if that wasn't humiliating enough, his wand is confiscated by Potter and he is forced to do everything the dreaded Muggle way.
Note to my readers: This story has been on hiatus forever due to a variety of factors. I do hope to finish it some day, but don't hold your breath. Also, this is NOT a Dramione nor will I change it to be one. Lastly, I am in the process of rewriting this story so bear with me.
Date: 12/23/06 Title: Chapter 2: Hot Chocolate Musings
Oh this is very interesting! I want to read more plzzzzz update soon!!!!!!
Author's Response: Thanks for your review. I\'ll be updating as fast as humanly possible, but like I\'ve mentioned before - I\'m trying to stay true to character. In the meantime, check out some of the other humor stories.
*hugs* Ritta
Sit Down Potter by Starmom
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: We love writing stories about our favorite characters in our favorite universe. But what do those characters DO when we're taking a break, suffering from writer's block or abandon a story? A 'behind the scenes' look with a lot of cliches.
Date: 01/07/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
I cannot tell u how much I loved it.....I mean I'm left speechless....awesome brilliant excellent fantamarbulous....insert all nice adjectives here.
Author's Response: Thanks, Bookwormy, both for reading and taking a moment to leave your comment! I hope you like the rest as well!
starmom
'Twas The Night Before The Yule Ball by Gmariam
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Harry receives some solid advice from a friend on the eve of the Yule Ball.
This poem was written by Gmariam of Ravenclaw for the December Challenge. It is for the third prompt, a parody of a Christmas Carol.
Date: 03/16/09 Title: Chapter 1: A Visit from Hagrid
Haha, very nice! Quite a random childish poem but thats the kind of stuff I LOVE!
good job, really ! 10/10
Author's Response: Thanks so much! I'm glad you enjoyed it, it was a blast to work on. I really appreciate the review, thanks for reading! ~Gina :)
Lord Voldemort... and Bob? by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: For Lord Voldemort, life is going swell, and everything is juuust peachy... until a ghostly visitor arrives. EXTRAORDINARILY silly.
EDIT: For some bizarre reason that I can't fully comprehend, this story WON the "Things that Go Bump In The Night" challenge in the Winter's Tale Challenge.
Date: 01/05/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One and Only!
Haha........Bob is soooooo irritating........poor Voldy....That gives me an idea....why can't all the ghosts gather and torture Voldy to death? *evil laughter*
You know I've begun to love your stories! I'll just go and read some more of yours. *goes* *remembers something** *returns* *submits review* *goes*
Ah well..sorry about that..I'm trying a lot to be funny lately but always end up being silly. Guess everyone can't be a humour-genius like you!
Author's Response: Aw, thanks, Bookwormy! (Which, incidentally, is a cool name.) Yeah, that would be a great fic, having various ghosts haunting dear old Voldy. It could be like \"A Christmas Carol!\"
Invincible by annie
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: In the midst of a war-torn world, Harry lives carrying the wizarding world’s burdens, while Draco willingly follows his leader in darkness. When they meet one evening in the most unexpected of places, however, they find that their differences can be put aside, even if just for one night. Based on the song “Invincible” by Jesse McCartney.
Date: 10/22/07 Title: Chapter 1: Invincible
God, that was so sad...I had goosebumps on my body as I finished reading...(that usually means I'm touched)...great work.
A New Year's Gift by Gmariam
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: After helping the headmaster move the Mirror of Erised to a new home, Severus Snape receives an unexpected gift as the New Year turns.
Date: 03/16/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Very nicely done.! I liked it, i like the way you write it's not too detailed and neither too short..!!
Snape is nice :D
I was kind of hoping Dumbledore would give him what he saw in the mirror ... erm, Lily? lol anyway
9/10
Author's Response: Sorry, I'm not a big Snape/Lily shipper (plus wrote it before DH!) I'm glad you enjoyed the rest of it, though! Thanks for reading and leaving such nice reviews!! It's nice to get them for older stories. ~Gina :)
A Letter Never Read by beauty and brains
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: A motherless child. A heart-broken father. A box filled with long lost treasures. And a letter holding all the secrets that have been buried for over ten years. Will Harriet discover why her father has kept her in the dark for so long? Will she finally come to know her mother…through a letter never read?
Date: 12/27/06 Title: Chapter 1: A Letter Never Read
That was soooooooooo beautiful. I wept like anything...the first story here that made me cry this much. I mean you've portrayed Ron's thoughts, emotions and feelings so effectively. That letter really touched my heart. How angst Ron is.....how frustrated...how painful it is to him....how sad....sorry, got carried away.
I also liked the characterization of Harriet. Though she does n't like her father for giving her so much work to do and that too when she had requested for a day off, she is sensible enough to understand that it wasn't his father's fault after all he had gone through. That really is like Hermione.
And that gold ribbon thing also affected me deeply among the other things. You know I had never thought that I would ever cry if Hermione's dead, coz I don't like her character that much. But this story greatly changed my opinion. Gosh i'll be a wreck if Hermione dies in the 7th book!
Again, wonderful. One of the most touching stories I've read here. It's definitley added to my faves.
Author's Response: Ehmagawd! This is definitly going on my list of favourite reviews! I positively love it that some of my readers leave long ones for me to read! They make my day...month...year...decade...LIFE!
I have always loved Ron\'s character. As angsty, rude, and childish as he is. he touches my heart. In every single Harry Potter book it shows connections between Ron and Hermione, however subtle that they are. Other people may think that they don\'t belong together because they fight so much. I believe differently. They fight like husband and wife. They belong together.
Harriet was a fun character for me to write about, because I molded Ron and Hermione\'s personalities together. Harriet has the attitude of her father, yet the deepness of thoughts like her mother.
Well, I am very pleased that I could change your opinion of Hermione so effectively! Durring some points in the books, I\'m not too fond of her either, but I can relate to her many times, which over rules the others. I would be a wreck, too (as would Ron).
Well thanks for the fabulous review! Hopefully you will like the one-shot that I will be sending in as soon as MNFF starts up again after the holidays! Thanks again! ♥
Harry Potter and the Mary Sue by bajab
Rated: 6th-7th Years •Summary: Yet another Mary Sue Parody, portraying the trio in a less than flatering light and completely irreverent.
Date: 10/01/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
hahahaha.....rrreeeeaalllly very funny! I loved the ending! plot holes are so convinient! hehe. Nice fic. And oh, btw this is my 200th review on this site. Yay for me ;)
How Predictable! by HPwizzzard
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: The Marauders are having their first Divination lesson, and they quickly realize what a waste of time it is. In order to liven things up, Siriusmakes a few predictions without the aid of tea leaves. Obviously, he's no Seer, because there's no way James and Lily will ever get married, Peter will become an evil minion, or Remus will fall for Sirius' baby cousin... right?
Date: 12/23/06 Title: Chapter 1: How Predictable!
That was really a well written story! I particularly enjoyed how you've shown Sirius as the "popular guy" with so many gfs.....hehhee...like #56...#62 haha! Keep it up!
Author's Response: Thank You. That woulld have been 69 girlfriends, and he\'s only a third year!
Moony by Ms_Wolfsbane
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: A poem about one of Remus's transformations. Slightly violent, but poetically so. Please read and review! Other poems coming!
Date: 12/30/06 Title: Chapter 1: Wolfie
Oooh! That was so sad! Really well decribed. At one point though, I felt it was a bit childish, i.e when you wrote a "stupid" man called him a beast. I think ignorant, or..foolish...or..unknowing (if that's a word) would be more appropriate.
I really loved the last line. It tells us how werewolves like Remus have to kill to eat but strongly regret doing that.
Author's Response: Great suggestion! Well, I am sort of a child. I\'d love to use that. Poor Remus goes through so much.