03/05/06
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Let's see...where to begin, where to begin?
My Name is Kelsey, I'm 14 and am going to be a freshman in highschool come August. I love dancing, writing, reading, listening to music, and drooling over Orlando Bloom.
Some things about me...
Favourite Non-HP Movie(s): Pirates of the Caribbean Triliogy, Titanic, A Walk to Remember, Phantom of the Opera, Anchorman, The Invisible.
Favourite Non-HP Book(s): The Boyfriend List, The Boy Book, Caribbean Cruising, A Great and Terrible Beauty, Rebel Angels, and anything written by Mary Higgens Clark.
Favourite Non-HP Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean.
Favourite Ships in THAT Fandom:
Will/Eilizabeth.
Jack/Elizabeth.
Norrington/Elizabeth.
Davy Jones/Calypso.
Now, Moving on to HP...
Favourite HP Book: Order of the Phoenix.
Favourite HP Movie: Prisoner of Azkaban
Favourite HP Ships:
Harry/Hermione, Draco/Hermione, Draco/Ginny, Neville/Ginny, Neville/Luna, Fred/Angelina, Tonks/Lupin, Lily/James, Sirius/OC, Ron/Luna.
And also a HUMONGO THANK YOU! To my betas, beauty and brains, Ron x Hermione, and Urban Legend!
Stories in Progress:
Best Friends [H/Hr]- Chaptered.
Stories In Que:
Last Kiss [H/Hr]- One-Shot, Song-Fic
Posted Stories:
Just Another Love Story [L/J]- Completed, Chaptered.
Last Christmas [H/Hr]- One-Shot, Completed, Slightly AU.
Trouble in Paradise [L/J]- One-Shot, COMPLETED.
Best Friends, Chapter 1 [H/Hr]- In Progress, Chaptered.
The Escapades of Lily Evans- Gauntlet Challenge Fic, Completed, Two-Shot.
GORGEOUS Banner by Hatusu!
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The Art of the Quill by Pussycat123
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: *One shot* It is Lily and James's fifth year, and they have to endure many extremely dull classes. To pass the time, they swap notes. This is a collection of most of those notes ... and the madness that inevitably ensues.
Date: 08/22/06 Title: Chapter 1: The Art of the Quill
LOVED IT!!!! hehe!!! I was laughing so hard!!! good job!
Author's Response: Thanks! I\'m really glad you liked it, it means a lot! :D
As the Wizarding World Turns by Canis Contentis
Rated: 6th-7th Years •Summary: Ever wonder what the world of Harry Potter would be like as a soap opera? Me neither – until now, that is. Set in Harry’s 6th year, think of this as the parts of the Half Blood Prince that JKR didn’t want us to see. If you're into unconventional ships, this one's for you! Behold… As the Wizarding World Turns
Episode 9 is up!
*****Excerpt from a later chapter*****
"Haven’t you heard the rumors about her – one date Weasley.”
“One date what!?” Harry stared at Hermione dumfounded. He turned his head towards Ginny who once again started snogging Dean. Dean’s hands wandered to his girlfriend’s bum as she pulled the lower half of his body closer. “Hmm… makes sense,” he admitted.
“Anytime she brings up that sort of thing, I try to act like I have loads of experience too, but actually I have no idea what I’m talking about.”
“But what about you and Krum?” Harry asked, still visibly uncomfortable about their conversation.
“Oooh big deal. So we kissed a couple times. That means I must be a demon in the sack,” Hermione answered sarcastically. “Look, I was thinking…” Hermione started to blush. “I need to find someone I know to you know… practice with.”
Date: 09/05/06 Title: Chapter 7: Episode 7 – Cat Fight the Second
Oooh! Gettin Good!!! Will Hermione move in on Ginny's 'Territory'? *cough HARRY cough* lol! Hopefully....REVENGE!
Love Actually by mysteriousnight
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: James Potter has always loved Lily since the moment he laid eyes on her--everyone knows that. But so has someone else--something not everyone is aware of. What happens when James gives up and Lily gives in? What happens to that someone else?
Date: 08/12/06 Title: Chapter 1: Rejection and Pity
sadly, it only shows a fraction of the chapter for some reason, so I've yet to read the entire first chapter:(
Author's Response: Thank you for the tip!! It is ALL fixed!!!
I Promise by hhrxlove
Rated: 6th-7th Years •Summary: It's been 10 years since the trio has graduated from Hogwarts. Harry left the on graduation day to fight Voldemort. Hermione and Ron haven't heard of him since. Now, the Hogwarts 10 Year Reunion is coming up, and Hermione will face Harry for the first time since they kissed on graduation day. Will anything ever be the same?
Date: 08/31/06 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: Over and Over
OH!!!! I'm reading this on Portkey! I see It's further along there...just dropped by to say Hi, and LOVE the story!
A Legend Continued by Meryl Montgomery
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: A story about Harry Potter's children growing up and becoming legends in their own right. Full of heated arguements, glowering girlfriends, and a rival too good-looking to be considered fair.
Chapter Eight Now Up!
Chapter Eight Excerpt:
'"This morning," McGonagall began, her face white. "I was greeted by two hysterical young girls from Ravenclaw. They informed me that they, along with their best friend Melanie Trumpett, were approached by a cloaked figure who appeared to have came from the Forbidden Forest. These two girls tried to persuade their friend to come along with them, as they were cautious of the stranger, but they said that Ms. Trumpett was answering oddly. She didn't look the same, and her eyes looked "funny"...'
Date: 07/29/06 Title: Chapter 3: Of Goodbyes and Hellos
Ohh!! Hope you update soon!!!! Love the story!!
Author's Response: Just waiting for a chapter to be validated as we speak. =D
Date: 08/10/06 Title: Chapter 5: Of Ink Bottles and Baubles
AHH!!!! Love the Chapter!!!!! Can't wait till the next!!!!!
The Exclamation Point Bandit!!!
Author's Response: And the next chapter is already sent in. =D
Harry Potter and The Process of writing Fan Fiction by Purplemage
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: A hilarious ride inside an author's head as he tries to write the best fic ever written by a fan. Unfortunatley, things don't go as planned and the author must get himself out of a sticky situation before he ruins the joy of writing Fan Fiction forever.
WARNING: Random and Bizarre humor ahead.
Date: 11/23/06 Title: Chapter 1: Harry Potter and The Process of Writing Fan Fiction
This was....DIfferent....but I liked it! I was laughing so hard! lol!!!!!!!
Author's Response: Lol thank you!
Just Friends by muggle82193
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: My first story!
Lily Evans has always hated James Potter. But she gets to know him, and respect him, respect him as a friend. However, this wasn't what James had intended to happen. Now that they're friends, will she ever like him as anything more? And how far will James go to make Lily like him?
R&R please!
Ok everyone...thanks for all the reviews and I promise I'll post the next chapter soon but I'm like really busy and I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!
Date: 08/22/06 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
Gahhh!!!! I hope you update soon!!!! I want to know what he says!
Author's Response: hehehe i will :)
The Dark Lord's Blog by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: What does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.
WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.
RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!
Date: 11/17/06 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5: The Plot Sickens (Or: Not-Fan Mail)
LOL!!! Loved it! Golly Gee Whillikers!
Author's Response: Why thank you!
Gone Too Far by maraudermaniac42
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: Lily doesn't like James, and she takes every opportunity to insult him- that's a commonly known fact. But what happens when one day she goes too far, and she doesn't know if she's ever going to see him again?
For those of you who have read this before it was updated, remember to read Chapter 1, because Chapter 2 was accidentally submitted first! :)
Date: 10/07/06 Title: Gone Too Far
*eyebrow raise* Wow....I really want to read this, I hope it's updated soon!
The Epic Tale of the Hogwarts Food-fight by Gin_Drinka
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: "Some mistakes are too much fun to make just once."
After Lily Evans, Head Girl of Hogwarts, starts a food-fight with James Potter, Head Boy of Hogwarts, they are both given detention for the rest of the year, and are assigned a 'detention journal', which the staff say will help to settle their 'overwhelming and disturbing differences'. We have come across Lily's journal; her take on why the whole affair ever started, her intriguing relationship with one ‘supreme git of the galaxy’, the extents to which she will go for revenge and where it will lead her...
"And if for some unknown reason you come across this, Potter, and the paragraph above does not manage to penetrate your unusually thick head and convince you of my stupendous dislike of you, I hope the following sentence helps: I HATE YOU!"
Date: 12/09/06 Title: Chapter 1: First detention...87 more to go...
I love this!!!! I can't wait till the next chapter is updated! It's a very original idea and I am in mad love with it! haha!
Author's Response: Wow, thanks! I\'m so glad you read it and liked it.
Date: 02/04/07 Title: Chapter 4: Fifth detention...and the colossal food war
LOL!!! I LOVED this chapter! It was making me laugh soo hard!!! I noticed something, this is chaper four, but the 5th detention...?
Author's Response: Well, since Lily will be having about 80 something detentions, I cannot have her entry for every single one. So I must skip some detentions, but keep the number of it. I skipped her second detention. she explains why in her third. ANd thanks so much for reviewing!
A Letter Never Read by beauty and brains
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: A motherless child. A heart-broken father. A box filled with long lost treasures. And a letter holding all the secrets that have been buried for over ten years. Will Harriet discover why her father has kept her in the dark for so long? Will she finally come to know her mother…through a letter never read?
Date: 12/06/06 Title: Chapter 1: A Letter Never Read
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! IT GOT ACCEPTED!!!!! YES!!!! I AM IN MAD LOVE WITH THIS STORY YOU EFFING GENIOUS! I AM HONOURED TO HAVE BETA'D IT!!!! WRITE MORE STORIES WOMAN!!! HEHE!
-LOVE THE LOVELY MRS BLACK!(your bff,/beta
Author's Response: THANKS EVER SO MUCH MY BESTEST BFF. LOL KELSEY. WHOOPS ANOTHER ELF...THAT BRINGS MY TOTAL TO WHAT? LIKE FIVE TODAY? AH WELL THE CHILDREN OF THE WORLD WILL UNDERSTAND HOPEFULLY...AND IM WORKIN HARD ON THE MORE PART AS WE BOTH VERY WELL KNOW...AND THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO! HURRY UP ON YOURS TOO!
Lovers in the Moonlight by beauty and brains
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: Irene Mahavior had always taken a fancy to the quiet Remus Lupin. She liked the soft spoken boy, as she had grown up with her rather raucous Irish family. Irene couldn’t though, for the life of her, figure out where Remus disappeared to once a month. Not thinking anything of it, Irene decided to take a moonlit stroll out on the grounds one night. This one mere urge would seal her fate forever.
Date: 04/10/07 Title: Chapter 1: Shadows in the Moonlight
8dances* IT GOT ACCCCCCEPTED! IT GOT ACCCCCEPTED!! I meant to review sooner, but you know, I've been on the laptop (and still am) and I don't like the way it feels when you type, but I'm used to it now. SEND ME CHAPTER TWO WOMAN!!!! I must read. *zombie*
By the way, I'm planning a conspiracy, who'd every suspect qlittle ole kelsey?
Author's Response: Ahh! Thank ya missy! Hmm...tell me about this conspiracy you\'re thinking about putting into action. Well, love ya, and chappie two is on the way! =D